Dream about a woman giving birth to a basketball

[Mike_Yates]

I had a dream last night that a woman gave birth to a basketball and the doctors performing the delivery starting bouncing and playing with it.

One doctor bounced the ball between his legs while a nurse tried to steal it from him.

 

[AllyRose]

I imagine the nurse looked like HH.

 

[Mike_Yates]

The doctor said "ohhhhhhhhh snap!" when the ball came out of that woman and bounced to the floor.

It was covered in blood and slime.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Was the umbilical cord that particular brand of cheap solarium orange basketballs often seem to be in this country?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Was the umbilical cord that particular brand of cheap solarium orange basketballs often seem to be in this country?

There was no umbilical cord, it was just a bloody and slimy basketball.

 

[hashtag45]

If you want to write a horror story, remember those creatures from the 'Alien' movie franchise
and their queen giving birth? Or the creatures bursting from humans' stomaches…
Cool too, eh?

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://twitpic.com/show/iphone/60585x

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyoifsDCwL1r2gmc8o1_250.gif

 

[Fala]

http://twitpic.com/show/iphone/60585x

Criminy, I was not prepared for that.

"coffs up an 'airball on the rug".

 

[parodyluvr75]

In that dream you were the basketball.