Dragonheart

_Land

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Please dont fuck the forum with your bumps in the night.......
I take the time to read every post here....... and having to read each time you thrust your pitiful shaft in to the forum has become at best irritating................. if you are going to do some lousy thread humping, at least stick it to a thread named something like dragonheart busts a nut or looses a load or some shit...... write some nonsense or something that at least that is entertaining................. bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump in forty diferent posts is ridiculous.



Please feel free to post as frequently as you like, but do it with some class and style.......... Regards _Land
 
Good morning _Land

would you like a good morning hug? Still thinking good thoughts for you buddy.
 
I noticed that name yesterday on all the threads. I thought, "wow, there's an enthusiastic poster!" Then I realized all he/she had to say was "ahem bump." I guess dragon is trying to up his post total. If that's the case, this is a lousy place for that. We move slowly around here. Poets take their time and make meaningful contributions with each post (well, not always. lol)

ahem bump haiku

ahem bump ahem
bump bump ahem bump bump bump
ahem bump ahem
 
Sorry to be so forth right in my opinionated post, but it hacked me off..............im not my normal chipperself today :( sorry


hi and good morning
 
More haiku

Bumpety bump bump
Got the jumpin bumpin blues
Don't piss off poets!
 
dragon came flapping
but planted only false posts
come again with jokes
 
Land

If ya wanna get the hump
With a drag on account of his bumps -
Well, why not?

If ya tempted to thump a chump
Who chose to take a dump
Right next to your water pump -
Well, why not?

:cool:
 
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