Draah...

[alexandraaah]

Cry me a river.

Kiss my ass.

Then go scratch.

 

[RastaPope]

Kiss my ass.

Then go scratch.

You keep on pushing my love...over the borderline.

 

[alexandraaah]

You keep on pushing my love...over the borderline.

You win.

 

[RastaPope]

You win.

Of course I do.

 

[alexandraaah]

Of course I do.

I take it back.

*snatches rose and jets*

 

[Ginny]

oh yeah....it's 5:30 in the morning....and i'm flashing to alex molesting the pope....and instead of a shriveled up, balls hanging to midthigh kind of visual for the pope's cock....i'm seeing dillinger's whale cock.....holy cyber sex....alex's beautiful red lips are moving in.....mouth stretched open....omg alex is blowing da pope....and he's clutching a rosary in one hand....other swooping in...to impale her her hot mouth on him....i better stop....this is getting way too hot....

 

[alexandraaah]

Oh Ginny, how I adore your twisted mind.

Pope didn't get dope.

I'm going to sleep now.

 

[miles]

Well shit on a shingle.

Yay and all of that.

Now, I will be pissed. Fucking Ameritech can kiss my fat ass. You know, this is the second night in a fucking row that my DSL has been down. They leave a nice recorded message for when you call, really sweet and buttery that oozes of, "Fuck you you loser, we don't care that we royally screwed you in the middle of something important and lucrative, HA!"

Yes, it was a message like that.

So, a friendly customer service representative reminded me that I may still use a dial up. Boy, this is fun.

Now, I'm wide fucking awake and the gloves are off.

Thanks for the nice thought, Rasta!

You left out "sunshine and fucking daisies."

 

[alexandraaah]

Sunshine and fucking daisies.

 

[Ginny]

did he whisper nasty thangs in your ear in Polish?

cholera'ng yu cipa an dupa

 

[alexandraaah]

did he whisper nasty thangs in your ear in Polish?

cholera'ng yu cipa an dupa

I was wondering what that meant!

Care to translate?

I wasn't sure if I should blush or slap him.

 

[Ginny]

"fucking you pussy and ass"

flash to you bending forward....da pope gathering up his holy vestments....no underwear on, of course.....he's holy afterall....monster cock bobbing in the air....huge balls, gray hair covering the sack.....as he whips out his lil bottle of holy water...that one of his cardinal buds filled with astroglide for him....blesses your ass and pussy....makes the sign of the cross.....then just starts fucking your pussy....yanks out......hard drive into your ass......the whole time moaning....."cholera'ng yu cipa an dupa".....over and over.....with a few oh sweet jesuses, oh my fucking gods, hail marys, etc.....

 

[tortoise]

holy astroglide, batman!

 

[alexandraaah]

That all sounds so lovely. <wink>

 

[Laurel]

DRAAHH!



Hi.

 

[alexandraaah]

DRAAHH!



Hi.

Lita, you so crazy. Is this the last place you looked for me or the first?

 

[Laurel]

No, I checked the bathroom first.

 

[AzureAngel]

No, I checked the bathroom first.

This is the sign of someone who talks to Draaah regularly. Hah.

 

[Laurel]

LOL! I'm not sure what that means, but it's fucking funny.

 

[alexandraaah]

This is the sign of someone who talks to Draaah regularly. Hah.

I drink a lot of water.

Seriously.

 

[AzureAngel]

I drink a lot of water.

Seriously.

Thankfully, you were blessed with a tremendous bladder...

 

[alexandraaah]

Thankfully, you were blessed with a tremendous bladder...

You say that to all the girls.

 

[Laurel]

What a sweet-talker...

 

[alexandraaah]

What a sweet-talker...

Makes me have to pee he's so sweet.

 

[Laurel]

I have to pee too, and he isn't even sweet-talking me.

THAT'S talent.