Draah...

[RastaPope]

Is a fun dame. I like her.

 

[Shaq]

Nice personality....nice lips...nice nipple...drah is nice...

 

[alexandraaah]

Well shit on a shingle.

Yay and all of that.

Now, I will be pissed. Fucking Ameritech can kiss my fat ass. You know, this is the second night in a fucking row that my DSL has been down. They leave a nice recorded message for when you call, really sweet and buttery that oozes of, "Fuck you you loser, we don't care that we royally screwed you in the middle of something important and lucrative, HA!"

Yes, it was a message like that.

So, a friendly customer service representative reminded me that I may still use a dial up. Boy, this is fun.

Now, I'm wide fucking awake and the gloves are off.

Thanks for the nice thought, Rasta!

 

[RastaPope]

Well shit on a shingle.

Yay and all of that.

Now, I will be pissed. Fucking Ameritech can kiss my fat ass. You know, this is the second night in a fucking row that my DSL has been down. They leave a nice recorded message for when you call, really sweet and buttery that oozes of, "Fuck you you loser, we don't care that we royally screwed you in the middle of something important and lucrative, HA!"

Yes, it was a message like that.

So, a friendly customer service representative reminded me that I may still use a dial up. Boy, this is fun.

Now, I'm wide fucking awake and the gloves are off.

Thanks for the nice thought, Rasta!

Ameritech is evil.

 

[alexandraaah]

Ameritech is evil.

Isn't there someone you can talk to about this?

I don't know, like maybe GOD or something.

C'mon, use your popehood for something other than dope.

 

[Shaq]

Ameritech is evil.

So are Tylenol "child" safety caps...I think they made them so hard to take off just to spite me

 

[RastaPope]

Isn't there someone you can talk to about this?

I don't know, like maybe GOD or something.

C'mon, use your popehood for something other than dope.

Dump them and use someone else, that's what I did.

 

[alexandraaah]

Dump them and use someone else, that's what I did.

Who?

Hey, Pope, whatcha got on under that robe?

 

[RastaPope]

So are Tylenol "child" safety caps...I think they made them so hard to take off just to spite me

Mr.T pities the foo' who can't open child saftey caps.

And Screech.

 

[RastaPope]

Who?

Hey, Pope, whatcha got on under that robe?

That you'll have to find out for yourself.

 

[alexandraaah]

That you'll have to find out for yourself.

The different DSL service? Fine.

Now, tell me what's under there.

 

[Shaq]

Mr.T pities the foo' who can't open child saftey caps.

And Screech.

Screech kicked Horseshack's arse...

 

[RastaPope]

The different DSL service? Fine.

Now, tell me what's under there.

Try AT&T, actually.


I'm not that easy, you have to work it first.

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm not that easy, you have to work it first.

No, I really don't.

Now dance for me.

 

[RastaPope]

No, I really don't.

Now dance for me.

...fine.

<breaks it down, 80's style>

 

[alexandraaah]

...fine.

<breaks it down, 80's style>

That's right, baby.

*throws down a piece of cardboard*

 

[RastaPope]

That's right, baby.

*throws down a piece of cardboard*

<quintuple headspins>

 

[alexandraaah]

<quintuple headspins>

Dayum, you are one hot pope.

*moonwalks away*

 

[RastaPope]

Dayum, you are one hot pope.

*moonwalks away*

Yeah baby, I know it.

 

[alexandraaah]

Yeah baby, I know it.

Tell me a story.

 

[RastaPope]

Tell me a story.

About what? I have many.

 

[alexandraaah]

About what? I have many.

About a man who moves places on a lark and a dare.

 

[RastaPope]

About a man who moves places on a lark and a dare.

<snore> Dullsville.

 

[alexandraaah]

<snore> Dullsville.

You're kinda being a bitch now.

 

[RastaPope]

You're kinda being a bitch now.

Cry me a river.