Down in the Polls

[Johnny Ringo]

It is only Thirty minutes since I announced that I am running for President. Already I am down in the Polls with Bush and Gore way ahead of me. The Press has been merciless and the American Public blinded to the fact that yet another has joined the "Race".

I Know you fellow Netizens can make the difference. Tell the World about Johnny Ringo.

http://www.johnnyringo.com

 

[Never]

Johnny, I see no reason why you couldn't have posted this on the thread you already started as it's about the exact same thing. Please refrain from excessively starting new thread, I'm not saying you have done this but as you're new to the boards it's an easy mistake to make and people can be unforgiving about such things.

*sighs* I'm not as good as Siren, am I?

 

[Johnny Ringo]

Gee I'm sorry. Did not know you were in charge.

How did you get elected?

Lighten up I am only trying to be humorous. You take yourself too seriously. Maybe you should go outside once in awhile.

 

[Never]

Johnny Ringo: Gee I'm sorry. Did not know you were in charge.
Everyday we learn new things.

How did you get elected?
Popular opinion.

Lighten up I am only trying to be humorous. You take yourself too seriously. Maybe you should go outside once in awhile.
I know you're trying to be humorous, yes, I take myself too seriously, so do you.
Outside what? There's nothing to go outside of.

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Noting the wind speed velocity of unlade sparrows for further study and research.

 

[Johnny Ringo]

Yer too funny.

wink wink!

Oh geeze? I can't get out of here. Help, help!

Let me out!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanna go outside.



LOL!

 

[Never]

Great.. he likes me.
Now I'll never impress Siren.

 

[Johnny Ringo]

Who is Siren?

What is he running for?

If elected I will need a "New Drug Czar".

Does he have experience?

Funny, everytime I post, I move back to the top of the list.

(scratching head)
http://www.johnnyringo.com

 

[Never]

Siren is a she, and of you run with her as 'vice' president I promise you'll get the vote of every seaman and sailor that's ever rode this mermaid. (That would be all of them.)

 

[Johnny Ringo]

It's a deal, she's in

 

[CreamyLady]

No one can be elected; I am dictator.

Wait; I was dictator, but have embezzled and moved the entire treasuury to a secret account in the Cayman Islands and am moving to an undisclosed location to enjoy my wealth, abandoning the Presidential Palace.

 

[Cheri]

No one can be elected; I am dictator.

Wait; I was dictator, but have embezzled and moved the entire treasuury to a secret account in the Cayman Islands and am moving to an undisclosed location to enjoy my wealth, abandoning the Presidential Palace.

Lets hope you got a few new pairs of shoes out of it...
Have I told ya how much I love shoes? They're the one thing you can buy that doesn't change sixe with ya. Shoes and bags, don't even get me started on bags....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I thought Literotica was a Banana Republic, or is that just a phallic symbol?

 

[Silverlily]

I vote that Creamy Lady stays dictator! No, wait, that would defeat the purpose.

Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Siren has this seaman's vote.

Never may not go outside. Never exists solely for my entertainment.

A dictator named Creamy? Just as long as it has nothing to do with creaming and my muffin. That is so incredibly used already.

Dictator Imelda- I mean Creamy, I had you followed. Batman is on his way to the Caymans. Hopefully he won't stay there.

 

[CreamyLady]

The MONEY was in the Caymans; I'm someplace else.

Batman isn't here.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Creamylove, the MONEY isn't just going to sit there. You will eventually do SOMETHING with it. It is a good place to start

 

[CreamyLady]

The money WAS in the Caymans. What is left of it is now invested, solidly, in a good mix of currencies and gold, and the rest was used to buy this fortress in an undisclosed location.

Also the Mercedes, the jet, and Julio, my bodyguard, who fill other functions quite nicely.

 

[KillerMuffin]

well hell, I guess I'm not gonna be filling the bodyguard position then. *sigh*

 

[CreamyLady]

I'm afraid not; Julio does a magnificent job . . . yes, right there, Julio . . . maybe a little lower . . .

mmmmmm . . . oh, yes . . .

Where was I? Well, he does do a magnificent job, and really is so versatile . . . oh, god, yes . . . there . . .

 

[Never]

According to Never, Never does not exist.
According to Killer, Never exists only for her entertainment.
So, if 0 = Never and something for Killer's entertainment must be more complex than Killer than: 0 = K + 1. Therefore, Killer = -1.
Hmmmm, I'm so deep.
Wanna fuck Batman in my next dream hun?

 

[KillerMuffin]

According to Never, Never does not exist.
According to Killer, Never exists only for her entertainment.
So, if 0 = Never and something for Killer's entertainment must be more complex than Killer than: 0 = K + 1. Therefore, Killer = -1.
Hmmmm, I'm so deep.
Wanna fuck Batman in my next dream hun?

OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!! You know almost everyone on this board lusts after DCL.

Killer equals radical -1, or i

 

[Never]

Hey, she got my joke! *does a little dance*
My stupid, sad joke!
My pathetic joke that I can't believe I posted and now I'm such a loser..

But, hey, she got my joke!