Douche.

The contents of a douche bag are virtually worthless.
 
I dated a girl who used a douche, they have funny names. But I swear it made the love stink worse.

I consider it to be one of those things people do when they think it's expected or better, but it's mostly a waste of time and does more harm than good.

I guess for me that's the added boost to the insult. Icky and ignorant/vain.
 
I consider it to be one of those things people do when they think it's expected or better, but it's mostly a waste of time and does more harm than good.

I guess for me that's the added boost to the insult. Icky and ignorant/vain.
We were kids. Who knew?

Massengil, or something similar.
 
We were kids. Who knew?

Massengil, or something similar.

Douching messes up the pH balance of the whole system and that's bad juju.

I think it originated with the idea that vinegar would make it harder to conceive...and it was pawned off socially as the idea that it was cleansing. Then it just developed into an industry.
 
Douching messes up the pH balance of the whole system and that's bad juju.

I think it originated with the idea that vinegar would make it harder to conceive...and it was pawned off socially as the idea that it was cleansing. Then it just developed into an industry.

Yeah, I think it's like those anti-bacterial soaps. Only the killer bacteria survive.
 
I dated a girl who used a douche, they have funny names. But I swear it made the love stink worse.

hopefully you douche fairly often yourself. i know i do. in fact, i'm going to pretty damned soon. i just mowed the lawn. my pits fucking stink.
 
I had no idea there was anything wrong with loving bubble baths. The things I learn.
 
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