Double Entry Accountants

[sirhugs]

in honour of tax time, anybody want to match this title to a tale?

 

[emap]

Not going to write it, but off the top of my head, i have this idea based on the name.

Public accountant, female of course, has a man and his son walk into her office for their taxes. Now the way I'm seeing it, the son and father are very HOT, she does their taxes for them, but the whole time can't stop picturing her with one or both of them. At the very end of the time they are there, she accidentally says something suggestive, me being me, I'm thinking it's something obvious like pleased to have you fuck me instead of pleased to meet you or happy to be of service.

Leads to her being layed across her desk, the father behind her and the son in front, though eventually she manages to get one laying across her desk, her on top of him and the other on top of her. Hopefully everyone is following what I mean there.

 

[snooper]

... Hopefully everyone is following what I mean there.

Nope. You're going to have to spell it out for us poor ignorant innocents!

 

[Athena_e19]

How bout an accountant who has a very repressed sexual arousal relating to tax time. Something about crunching all those numbers makes her extraordinarily horny. The story would be her going through April 13th with a small vibrator and some other toys working beneath her desk while she tries to fulfill the financial needs of her customers and not reveal what she is doing.

 

[emap]

Ooooo bad snoopy, no playing dumb.

Though since you are a guy I almost beleive it.

 

[wehstar]

How bout an accountant who has a very repressed sexual arousal relating to tax time. Something about crunching all those numbers makes her extraordinarily horny. The story would be her going through April 13th with a small vibrator and some other toys working beneath her desk while she tries to fulfill the financial needs of her customers and not reveal what she is doing.

A humerous tale it sounds to me. Sure there is a category for that.
Are there actually people out there that find mathematics sexually arousing?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

NC/R idea here....gang-rape/DP an IRS agent?

 

[wehstar]

NC/R idea here....gang-rape/DP an IRS agent?

gang rape of a hated public figure - makes some sort of sense.
Traffic warden (uniform?) tries to ticket a van illegally parked in a city back alley, but the blue collar workers return before she can get away and bundle her into the back.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

gang rape of a hated public figure - makes some sort of sense.
Traffic warden (uniform?) tries to ticket a van illegally parked in a city back alley, but the blue collar workers return before she can get away and bundle her into the back.

Yeah, well, who doesn't hate those guys....hell, I saw a sexual harassment movie once among tax people and didn't feel a bit of sympathy for the woman in question.....lie down with dogs, you'll wake up with fleas....it's an IRS agent....they wrote the book on harassment, sexual and otherwise....karma, baby, karma.... No real compassion for the taxman or taxwoman....lol

Anyway....could be fun....

Another possibility is the lawyer representing one's ex or a judge who ruled in favor of the ex.....taking grudges a bit far....but some guys do that....lol...it's a nice fantasy, just like the taxwoman or traffic warden ones...occupational hazard, if you ask me.....who likes lawyers, anyway?