doris day NOT DEAD...

cleaver

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all a deep 4th estate hoax
perpetrated by a nefarious group
of rock hudson haters
and america's sweetheart also-rans...

documentation to follow
 
Doris Day fun fact: she would slather herself with vaseline and wear flannel pjs to bed to keep her skin soft. Probably not necessary anymore.
 
*flash*

this just in...

the hoax gets even deeper and deeper....
all the stooges are eulogizing,

but...
no picture of the corpse?

we await official statement from ms undead day herself...
 
*flash* - the internet - breaking 4:35 pst

a list emerges of plausible suspects
in the hoax death of doris undead day...

each suspect
- likewise un-dead (per as yet unconfirmed reports) -
has released through their publicists
"plausible deniability"
as to having anything to do with
the "fake news" killing.
 
*breaking news*
headline : daily variety - hollywood - dateline may 13, 2019

"day demise deceit... disgusting - boxoffice still boffo!"

the un-dead day was not immediately available for comment,
although a spokesperson for the spry actress
could be heard telling the a rival hollywood reporter reporter
that the..."day was not yet done"

- pictures to follow -
 
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