a list emerges of plausible suspects
in the hoax death of doris undead day...
each suspect
- likewise un-dead (per as yet unconfirmed reports) -
has released through their publicists
"plausible deniability"
as to having anything to do with
the "fake news" killing.
*breaking news*
headline : daily variety - hollywood - dateline may 13, 2019
"day demise deceit... disgusting - boxoffice still boffo!"
the un-dead day was not immediately available for comment,
although a spokesperson for the spry actress
could be heard telling the a rival hollywood reporter reporter
that the..."day was not yet done"