Doorbell Licker!!!

[Hal9000_]

WANTED!

USE EXTREME CAUTION!

https://blacksportsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Salinas-doorbell-licker.png

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/...o-licked-a-strangers-doorbell-for-three-hours

https://youtu.be/FgN_XyipFEc

 

[Saint Peter]

That's not my doorbell.

 

[adrina]

He's gone beyond licking in that pic... He's sucking.

ETA just watched part of the vid. Totally disturbing.

 

[Hal9000_]

He's gone beyond licking in that pic... He's sucking.

3 hours....

What is he trying to prove?

jerk.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Stands there for 3 hours?

 

[Hal9000_]

Stands there for 3 hours?

Here is RUTH.

 

[Notcastor]

Unintended consequences of having a Ring doorbell.

 

[thør]

The Ring Pumpkin Spice Pro?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

^^ Afghanistan?

Oh, did this guy mistake her request to fuck off as she'd rather see someone spend hours licking her 'ring'

 

[Aphro]

He licked it for three hours. Three HOURS.

I didn't think there was a man alive who could lick anything for three hours.

I think I need a date with doorbell dude. I want my bell rung.

 

[Saint Peter]

ding


dong

 

[Aphro]

ding


dong

Avon calling?

 

[Saint Peter]

Avon calling?

Yes!

Would you like to go for a ride in my pink Cadillac?

https://static.adweek.com/adweek.com-prod/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/mary-kay-car-640-2018-450x450.png

 

[Aphro]

Yes!

Would you like to go for a ride in my pink Cadillac?

That's Mary Kay. Get your multilevel marketing straight!

 

[oO00Oo]

He seems like a nice guy.

 

[ryan8558]

https://blacksportsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Salinas-doorbell-licker.png

Yes Alex, I'll take "Things you shouldn't do in Alaska during Winter?" for $1000.

 

[raindancer]

Um. There are kinks. And there are weird obsessions. This guy is a fucking weirdo.

 

[Hal9000_]

Um. There are kinks. And there are weird obsessions. This guy is a fucking weirdo.

Maybe it just tastes really good?

 

[oO00Oo]

Maybe it just tastes really good?

The guy before him had peanut butter on his fingers.

 

[IG_88]

That's just really something. The fuck is wrong with people?

 

[nowisthetime]

He looks like the type that would gnaw at the clitoris while attempting to lick the snatch...

 

[Hal9000_]

He looks like the type that would gnaw at the clitoris while attempting to lick the snatch...

Hopefully he doesn't have stubble.