Don't you just hate that pompous bitch?

[Guest]

That cheap little Always whore is getting on my nerves. I wish she'd just bug the fuck off and go play with her kindergarten friends and stop being mean to the people here who are actually cool.

 

[sexy-girl]

at least when she says something she uses her own nick ... i dont think ANYONE here will pay any attention to you troll

 

[Pokerman]

at least when she says something she uses her own nick ... i dont think ANYONE here will pay any attention to you troll

I'm starting the "I hate sexy-girl cuz she always beats me to what I was going to say" club.

Damn you sexy-girl, you did it again!!!!

 

[Fhreak]

Who is this always person and what did she do?

 

[cymbidia]

That cheap little Always whore is getting on my nerves. I wish she'd just bug the fuck off and go play with her kindergarten friends and stop being mean to the people here who are actually cool.

Dammit! And here i thought it was gonna be another whole thread devoted to me wonderful me.

Can i be the next cheap pompous bitch whore?

 

[lavender]

 

[willywanker]

Re: Re: Don't you just hate that pompous bitch?

Can i be the next cheap pompous bitch whore?

Amazing, I was just getting ready to start taking applications for that position, cymbidia.

 

[Harbinger]

Stop it! Just when I thought that cheap pompous bitch whore was a good thing, then the troll has to come along and confuse me again! Then cym and lavender. Can't we just agree on ONE LITTLE THING?

 

[cymbidia]

MUFFIE... M..U..U..U..U..U..F..F..FFFFF

Lavy's yelling at me.
Lavy's being mean to me.

Humfph.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Lavy!!!!! You know cym is sensitive. At least let her be your sweet, caring, pompous sidebitch.

I'm not a pompous bitch. I'm an arrogant one.

Anyway, we're not going to play dogpile on Shila. It's just plain wrong to kick a critter when she's down. Very bad manners.

 

[Mensa]

Not all small packages contain good things

. Can't we just agree on ONE LITTLE THING?

Yes! And it belongs to p.p.man.

 

[Laurel]

It's the Match of the Century, as two contenders vie for the Pompous Bitch World Title.

In the right corner, weighing in at 1,964 posts, holder of the D/s belt (though she's not the one to use it!), the sub Who's Anything But, cymbidia!

In the left corner, weighing in at 3,972 posts, holder of the infamous lavy tatas, Champion of the Texas Lefties, lavender!

Place yer bets, folks...

 

[Laurel]

KillerMuffin will ref the fight. Touch gloves and come out fighting.

 

[lavender]

 

[Fhreak]

Damn it sucks to be new around here, have I missed something?




How in hell did you manage to get thousands of posts?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, Fhreak, we're not exactly new around here. Things add up.

And Lavy, no one said anything about being on your best behavior consistently... did they?

 

[Mensa]

It's easy

Damn it sucks to be new around here, have I missed something?




How in hell did you manage to get thousands of posts?

Say nothing....over and over and over again!

 

[Fhreak]

Re: It's easy

Say nothing....over and over and over again!

But isn't that what you hate people here for? What makes one nothing-poster cool and another just a troll or a pompous bitch?

 

[Harbinger]

My money is on lavender. All she has to do is pretend to cry, and cym will drop her gloves. Oldest schoolyard trick in the book. sorry cym

 

[sexy-girl]

well Fhreak the "troll" is someone who has got 1000 plus posts at the board probably he/she is choosing to disguise who she/he really is because they dont have the guts to say it in public so they hide behind a fake name

 

[cymbidia]

In the interests of love and BB harmony...

...(which i'm justly famous for championing), Lavy, you can be the next next cheap pompous bitch whore, okay?

But i'm going to insist on being the #3 cheap pompous bitch whore in this place, by the gods!


And Muffie? She's asking to be kicked. By all the Rules of Consensuality, that makes it okay for us all to do so. (Little point of order clarification here.)

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: It's easy

But isn't that what you hate people here for? What makes one nothing-poster cool and another just a troll or a pompous bitch?

It's all in the name. Use one, you're cool, go without, you're a troll. Kind of depends on what you say, as well.

 

[lavender]

 

[Mensa]

Re: In the interests of love and BB harmony...

...(which i'm justly famous for championing), Lavy, you can be the next next cheap pompous bitch whore, okay?

But i'm going to insist on being the #3 cheap pompous bitch whore in this place, by the gods!


And Muffie? She's asking to be kicked. By all the Rules of Consensuality, that makes it okay for us all to do so. (Little point of order clarification here.)

Does this mean lavy's "number two"

Oh shit, Oh dear!

 

[cymbidia]

Oh my god!
No no no, Lavy, really.
It's yours, darlin'.
I insist, dammit.
Now take the fucking crown and wear it!