Don't want Mr. Right or Mr. Room-For-Improvement, looking for Daddy Dearest

[Nina-luv]

I already have Mr. Right. Now, I need Daddy Dearest to _______ his princess.

Only those with wit and who can conjugate verbs need apply. Seriously. Please don't apply if you've seen Elvis, been to a Star Trek convention or like listening to the Osmonds.

 

[NewNCguy]

Verbs are good

 

[im4u]

"kitty" litter

Head for the shower Princess, mother is away for the weekend and daddy just pulled in the driveway. I've been thinking about you all the way home, which means I've got a load of "kitty" litter waiting for my little girl. So call your friends and tell them "not tonight," as you'll be cookin' for daddy tonight.

See you soon....dad d.

 

[crystalizedjoy]

ack, osmonds, elvis and trekkies galore! run! ack! ewww, what horrible things.. and verbs are easy, if you have a brain.. if ya wanna chat, drop me a line..

crystalizedjoy@yahoo.com

 

[gr8dad2]

I already have Mr. Right. Now, I need Daddy Dearest to _______ his princess.

Well hello my dear little Princess.. let me offer you a rose to match your beauty and why don't you cum over here with me and sit on my lap and tell me what you did today..

 

[Mr McDonald]

verbs - verbs - we don't need no stinking verbs!

 

[lvmp]

Priness what are you wearing? That dress looks far to revealing. I think that you need to cum over here and have a discusion with you father about was is and what isn't approiate attire for a priness.

 

[Hazguy]

And whats wrong with Star Trek conventions??


I happen to know some rather intellegent people who attend those ... and most of them make more money than you probably do ...

 

[phatcat]

bwahhaha

Well, I'm out... but before a I go, I think Daddy's Little girl deserves a spanking.

Repeat after me *SPLAT*
Elvis
*SPLAT*
Is
*SPLAT*
King
*SPLAT*
Elvis
*SPLAT*
Is
*SPLAT*
King
*SPLAT*
Klingons
*SPLAT*
Are
*SPLAT*
Sexy
*SPLAT*
Klingons
*SPLAT*
Are
*SPLAT*
Sexy
*SPLAT*
.....