Don't Mind Me

[done_got_old]

I can. I've been on the Fiddle since I was 12. The I.R.S, Inland Revenue, F.B.I. MI5 and Wheelie Bin Laden are all after me ...

Actually, can you be my bodyguard?

I also play the flute.

 

[fathom7]

Ain't it grand. {{{{IPPrincess}}}} just placed this thread and we're moving along it at the speed of -- hey wait a minute: Aren't we supposed to be getting to know her?

Ah well, I at least revealed by glockenspiel preference. Now if I could just get the music to come out well.

 

[Kylan]

I also play the flute.

I must say it sounds as though the three of us could strike up a wonderful duet.

I do feel we need a vocalist ... perhaps someone who don't mind me.

 

[Sassyfrass]

I can. I've been on the Fiddle since I was 12. The I.R.S, Inland Revenue, F.B.I. MI5 and Wheelie Bin Laden are all after me ...

Actually, can you be my bodyguard?

Well......I do have a stun gun and I do Kick Box....and I don't look like the typical body guard...so I might have the upper hand.....Hmmmm, how much do you pay ?

 

[Sassyfrass]

Ain't it grand. {{{{IPPrincess}}}} just placed this thread and we're moving along it at the speed of -- hey wait a minute: Aren't we supposed to be getting to know her?

Ah well, I at least revealed by glockenspiel preference. Now if I could just get the music to come out well.

It's called Hijacking.......

 

[done_got_old]

I must say it sounds as though the three of us could strike up a wonderful duet.

I do feel we need a vocalist ... perhaps someone who don't mind me.

I'm a 2nd tenor........and don't you dare laugh!

 

[Sassyfrass]

I also play the flute.

That's right......

 

[Kylan]

Well......I do have a stun gun and I do Kick Box....and I don't look like the typical body guard...so I might have the upper hand.....Hmmmm, how much do you pay ?

Wow, you kick boxes? My favourite part of 'Starsky And Hutch' was when they drove down an alley knocking empty boxes over.

Having feet like that, you may well have the upper hand. For $50 and a private jet I'll consider you for the post.

 

[done_got_old]

That's right......

Just unpacked them. Now to find the music stand, the flute stand and music.....

 

[Kylan]

I'm a 2nd tenor........and don't you dare laugh!

I'll swap you two fives. You may keep the first tenner.

 

[Sassyfrass]

Wow, you kick boxes? My favourite part of 'Starsky And Hutch' was when they drove down an alley knocking empty boxes over.

Having feet like that, you may well have the upper hand. For $50 and a private jet I'll consider you for the post.

$50/hr. ? and I'll need a place to live......

And yessiree I kick box......

 

[done_got_old]

Wow, you kick boxes? My favourite part of 'Starsky And Hutch' was when they drove down an alley knocking empty boxes over.

Having feet like that, you may well have the upper hand. For $50 and a private jet I'll consider you for the post.

I don't think she comes that cheap.

 

[done_got_old]

$50/hr. ? and I'll need a place to live......

And yessiree I kick box......

Have we hi-jacked this thread yet?

 

[Sassyfrass]

Just unpacked them. Now to find the music stand, the flute stand and music.....

OOOOO, are you gonna start playing out again ?
I know right where all my stuff is....actually my youngest daughter is using my stand....she's been playing violin now for 3yr.

 

[Sassyfrass]

Have we hi-jacked this thread yet?

I think we're off to a rolicking start !!!

 

[impureprincess]

Yes, good old hijacking. I don't mind.

Thanks, though, Fathom

Kylan-I don't force anyone to be bad...

 

[impureprincess]

Oh, DGO, I'm a tenor too. Not a very good one, but a tenor nonetheless. Only female one in the choir.

 

[done_got_old]

Yes, good old hijacking. I don't mind.

Thanks, though, Fathom

Kylan-I don't force anyone to be bad...

He never has to be forced.

 

[done_got_old]

Oh, DGO, I'm a tenor too. Not a very good one, but a tenor nonetheless. Only female one in the choir.

There were two in the choir I sang in. We are not as rare as people believe that we are.

I wasn't a bad tenor and the fact that I could read music helped a lot.

 

[impureprincess]

There were two in the choir I sang in. We are not as rare as people believe that we are.

I wasn't a bad tenor and the fact that I could read music helped a lot.

I can play some instruments, and I do like to sing, I just don't sing well with others. I tend to start singing like they do and lose my own voice

 

[Kylan]

$50/hr. ? and I'll need a place to live......

And yessiree I kick box......

O.k. We'll forget you paying me the $50 and I'll sell my dog. You can have his pad. But you gotta wipe your feet before you pad.

Oh dear, looks like I've finally met one of them cereal killers that you read about on pages that warn you about reading pages on the Interweb.

Cool!!!

 

[fathom7]

Yes, good old hijacking. I don't mind.

Thanks, though, Fathom

Kylan-I don't force anyone to be bad...

MMM you're most welcome. Can't wait til you can post an AV. Then we can all determine the IMPURE vs. the I'M PURE for ourselves.

NOW -- Back to the hijacking.

 

[done_got_old]

O.k. We'll forget you paying me the $50 and I'll sell my dog. You can have his pad. But you gotta wipe your feet before you pad.

Oh dear, looks like I've finally met one of them cereal killers that you read about on pages that warn you about reading pages on the Interweb.

Cool!!!

I'm telling!

You can't sell the dog!

 

[Sassyfrass]

O.k. We'll forget you paying me the $50 and I'll sell my dog. You can have his pad. But you gotta wipe your feet before you pad.

Oh dear, looks like I've finally met one of them cereal killers that you read about on pages that warn you about reading pages on the Interweb.

Cool!!!

Thanks alot...I think I'll stay put....at least I have jacuzzi and pool privileges here...
Hey now...I'm not a cereal killer...I love my Cheerio's....
You'll have to defend yourself with an empty voddy bottle.....

 

[Kylan]

I'm telling!

You can't sell the dog!

No DGO, you mustn't tell the bitch.

Betchya I can.