Don't mess with a gal on the prowl

[SweetWitch]

This just in from "The Smoking Gun".

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[ishtat]

This just in from "The Smoking Gun".

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

The question is: Does she deserve Boxlicker or he deserve her?

 

[R. Richard]

“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

I'm confused here. Does she want her pussy eaten or does she want to fuck? Oh, wait.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Sorta humorous, yes.

But this is still sexual assault. Flip the genders and this is a pretty horrific story. Or, more horrific, I guess.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Sorta humorous, yes.

But this is still sexual assault. Flip the genders and this is a pretty horrific story. Or, more horrific, I guess.

A lot more horrific. A man would be more inclined to go through with it, and could make the threat without severe inebriation fueling him

It's funny because it is so exceptionally rare, and because women don't usually have the body and muscle to make the threat stick against men.

Yes, it is sexual assault.

 

[bronzeage]

A lot more horrific. A man would be more inclined to go through with it, and could make the threat without severe inebriation fueling him

It's funny because it is so exceptionally rare, and because women don't usually have the body and muscle to make the threat stick against men.

Yes, it is sexual assault.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

The lesson to be learned from this incident is, when you leave a woman, get a little farther away.

 

[Stella_Omega]

The lesson to be learned from this incident is, when you leave a woman, get a little farther away.

He was too drunk to walk any further than that.

 

[Boxlicker101]

After looking at the source, I have to wonder if this is a true story. It sounds like something in the National Enquirer about a boy with a pig's head, or similar stories. I realize the NE has broken a few big stories, but most of their stuff is just not true. I refer to "National Enquirer" as sort of a generic thing, because there are similar publications.

I would call it a sexual assault, but I doubt that any jury would convict her of it. However, they could convict her of other felonies, such as making terrorist threats or stuff like that.

If she smelled that bad, I probably wouldn't have wanted to eat heer pussy either. I'm not fussy, but I do have limits.

 

[Stella_Omega]

terrorists threaten to blow up planes and government buildings and schools.

All she did was wave a knife.

 

[Boxlicker101]

terrorists threaten to blow up planes and government buildings and schools.

All she did was wave a knife.

The laws are usually written fairly broadly, although I know nothing of the laws in this specific jurisdiction. Here is a report of a man charged with uttering terrorist threat in a similar situation. http://www.absolutenow.com/mugshots/allen_iverson.html

 

[Stella_Omega]

The laws are usually written fairly broadly, although I know nothing of the laws in this specific jurisdiction. Here is a report of a man charged with uttering terrorist threat in a similar situation. http://www.absolutenow.com/mugshots/allen_iverson.html

You never fail, baby.

 

[Boxlicker101]

You never fail, baby.

I don't always succeed, but I usually do. What are you referring to specifically?

 

[Huckleman2000]

I don't always succeed, but I usually do. What are you referring to specifically?

I think you're mistaking "terroristic threats" for "terrorist threats". The former is the crime of making threats of deadly force along with having the means to carry it out, e.g., a gun hold-up man's "Your money or your life."

 

[Handley_Page]

I don't think I could run away fast enough; knife of no knife.

(And in the UK:-
Assault with a deadly weapon
Threatening behaviour
possession of an illegal weapon
Conduct likely to cause a breech of the peace

and that's all I can think of for now

 

[Boxlicker101]

I think you're mistaking "terroristic threats" for "terrorist threats". The former is the crime of making threats of deadly force along with having the means to carry it out, e.g., a gun hold-up man's "Your money or your life."

If that distinction is made, I stand corrected. However, it looks as if the writer of the article about Allen Iverson made the same mistake.

 

[TE999]

Whoever is handling the Summer's Eve ad account needs to sign this woman up immediately...she'll make an excellent 'before'.

Of course you could just tie her naked and with her legs spread to the luggage rack of a Chevvy Blazer and go through a car wash.

 

[SweetWitch]

Whoever is handling the Summer's Eve ad account needs to sign this woman up immediately...she'll make an excellent 'before'.

Of course you could just tie her naked and with her legs spread to the luggage rack of a Chevvy Blazer and go through a car wash.

Thanks for the...visual. I think I need to throw up now.

 

[TE999]

Thanks for the...visual. I think I need to throw up now.

I agree, that's a helluva thing to do to a Chevvy Blazer.

 

[SweetWitch]

I agree, that's a helluva thing to do to a Chevvy Blazer.

You're a very sick puppy.

 

[TE999]

You're a very sick puppy.

But ingenious nonetheless.

 

[JackLuis]

She's why Ripple was invented.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Whoever is handling the Summer's Eve ad account needs to sign this woman up immediately...she'll make an excellent 'before'.

Of course you could just tie her naked and with her legs spread to the luggage rack of a Chevvy Blazer and go through a car wash.

All she really needs is a normal everyday shower.

And maybe a teaspoon of yogurt.

and an intervention, of course.

 

[SweetWitch]

All she really needs is a normal everyday shower.

And maybe a teaspoon of yogurt.

and an intervention, of course.

There's a lot to be said for old-fashioned soap and water.

 

[Handley_Page]

There's a lot to be said for old-fashioned soap and water.

Maybe, but who's going to wield it if she doesn't ?
Roof Rack, Car Wash - yes, good one, that.

 

[SlickTony]

I would have thought it would be possible for two guys to defend themselves against one woman wielding a knife. However, one must be prepared to get cut, and most people have an atavistic fear of this.