Romial
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A joke for you to use next time you get pulled over. Use with caution.
While I was "flying" down the road (at 10 mph over the speed limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh, yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
Clearly caught off guard, the cop stammered, "A what? A rectrum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well, I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then, with my whole hand in, I work side to side until I can get both hands in. And then I slowly but surely stretch until it's about six feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a six-foot asshole?" The cop demanded.
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ...."
Traffic Ticket: $95.00
Court Costs: $45.00
The look on the cop's face: PRICELESS!!!
While I was "flying" down the road (at 10 mph over the speed limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh, yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
Clearly caught off guard, the cop stammered, "A what? A rectrum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well, I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then, with my whole hand in, I work side to side until I can get both hands in. And then I slowly but surely stretch until it's about six feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a six-foot asshole?" The cop demanded.
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ...."
Traffic Ticket: $95.00
Court Costs: $45.00
The look on the cop's face: PRICELESS!!!
