DONT LAUGH

[Guest]

You will all have to forgive her she's an idiot.

 

[Wizard]

We also have the forplay kit and have alot of fun with it....the one cup type is great for the breasts also.........Great starter kit................

 

[Guest]

Well Naked Hunney, this should really help in court. You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can never take the trailer park out of the girl. Judge, bring on the vibrator collection.

 

[Cheyenne]

Two words

The Beaver

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Cheyenne

Care to elaborate

Or even better Illistrate(sp? again).

Looks like your first suggestion was a god one NH.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Cheyenne

Care to elaborate

Maybe- but what do I get in return?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Oh so now she wants to be bribed

*loudly* Isn't that just so female, always on the take, want, want, want. humph.

*wispers* name your price sweet cakes

 

[Cheyenne]

Already given freely before I posted the first time. Pay what you will.

*check your mail*

 

[Juspar Emvan]

The Beaver

!!!!!!


You have mail

 

[CRaZy]

I have only one piece of advice. Don't guiltily run into a sex shop on the other side of town wearing dark glasses and a scarf on your head, then buy the first vibrator you can't see (due to impaired vision caused by glasses and flapping scarf). If you do, you will end up with a noisy, hard plastic, battery guzzling, bright fluoro purple vibe that glows in the dark. Now, when we had a blackout in the storm the other week and couldn't find our torch I thought it might actually be useful for once. Panadolboy doesn't know about it though so I chose killing myself on furniture over phallic illumination. There are some questions even headache tablets wouldn't resolve.

 

[CRaZy]

I posted twice. Won't let me delete so just writing this to avoid having everyone read my story twice. Sigh.

[Edited by CRaZy on 01-19-2001 at 06:01 AM]

 

[Slick66]

I have had two different women tell me they swear by, and scream from, one called "The Dolphin". Its like $80.00 though.

 

[Closet Desire]

Isn't a woman's...

...pleasure worth every penny?

 

[Guest]

 

[Cheyenne]

I have had two different women tell me they swear by, and scream from, one called "The Dolphin". Its like $80.00 though.

Very similar to the beaver and the beaver is cheaper.

 

[dancinvixen]

Ok, now this is gonna sound wierd, but hey it does work. You find a classy adult store near you, or around you somewhere. <depends on where you live, here it's Castle>. Then you look around. After you look around and are totally in shock and awe at some of the items carried, you walk up to the purchasng counter and ask for help. Yes it sounds wierd, but trust me. 9 times out of 10 the people working the store will have a vast knowledge of their products and can actually help you to make an informed desicion on what you want and/or need. Yeah, your gonna ask about the humiliaton factor. But lemme pose this question to you, which would be more humiliating, walking home knowing you made a good purchase or getting home and finding out that what you purchased totally does nothing for you<or isn't for you> and knowing that you cannot take it back, and you just spent around 50-100 bucks for something you don't like??

 

[Thumper]

Cheap Beavers!!!

If the Beaver is cheaper, I'll bet the Eddie Haskell model is a real bargain...of course it's more irritating than enjoyable.