Don't hurt me!

[Guest]

Heh, I suppose I should take the time to introduce myself. I had a different name on here, but only had like 20 posts with it. And no one paid any attention to me! Give me attention! I'm an attention whore...

Anyway... I'll tell a little about me so people get to know me. I live in Nebraska(Yuck). I have a guy I'm kinda involved with, but not really. He's been in Canada for 3 months now, and will be for another year(LONG story). I miss him so much. I've been "curious" lately. I once got paid to make out with a girl, but I've been becoming more and more interested in "experimenting" as of late. I've talked with my guy about this, and he says it's fine. I need to find someone!

I'm horny as FUCK! I haven't gotten any since he's left, and I've become bored with masturbation.

*sigh*

Anyway, welcome me and make me feel better, damn it!

 

[Nora]

Hi. You sure you don't want someone to hurt you? I'm sure it could be arranged...

Welcome back.

 

[Guest]

This sounds like the fake personals ad that one girl did....I can't believe I forgot her name! Anyway, it was all about how she was blonde, busty, and horny as hell, and it drew a LOT of serious responses. And it was a joke. Not that I'm saying you're a joke. But it's funny.

 

[Quint]

Gosh darn it

Although that last message was unworthy of me, I still claim it. Bloody "you're signed on OOPS sorry, now you aren't" demon.

 

[Guest]

Whoa, I'm not looking for anyone on here... Just messing around. Don't take me saying I'm horny as me saying I'm looking for someone on here... That is soooo not the case. I just like talking to people. It doesn't go farther than that with me.

 

[Nora]

So wait. Does that mean we're supposed to pull out the floggers or not?

 

[Guest]

lol... Ummmm, What?!

 

[WaterNymph]

No floggers. She said DON'T hurt her.

 

[Nora]

Dammit. Oh well. *Sigh*

 

[Sillyman]

Hi! Have fun!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Attention on a silver platter. Enjoy.

 

[WaterNymph]

PV, not only that, but I hear that somewhere here, we have punch and pie.

 

[Nora]

Hey! I didn't get pie when I was new!

 

[Private Vasquez]

We didn't think it would fit in the constrictive leather drawls.

 

[Nora]

shaddup! Ok, i'm takin' muh leather panties to bed! *Hrmphhh!*

see ya sunday!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Don't take any wooden nickles.

Ciao, Bella!