Don't get stuck on an elevator with.....

[Boxlicker101]

Probably all of us have been stuck on a malfunctioning elevator. Usually it is a minor annoyance but sometimes it can be traumatic, depending on who is there with you. Who are the worst people or associated group of people you can think of to share a stuck elevator with?

How about: A claustrophobic homocidal maniac

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Who are the worst people or associated group of people you can think of to share a stuck elevator with?

Worst person?

Richard Simmons!

 

[English Lady]

being stuck in a lift full of aresnal fans when I'm wearing my Manchester United top...


No offence here (honest) but being tuck in al ift with a couple of enthusiastic mormons would be a fate worse than death I think...unless they had cute american accents and seemed easily corruptable *wg*

 

[Guest]

being stuck in a lift full of aresnal fans when I'm wearing my Manchester United top...

Heh heh, that can be arranged.

For me, being stuck in a lift with someone with a severe case of flatulence wouldn't be nice. Not only the smell, but I tend to giggle when I hear someone fart. Childish, I know, but I can't help myself. It gets embarrassing.

Lou

 

[English Lady]

Lou...it's alright love....I think i'll manage WITHOUT that experience

 

[Guest]

Lou...it's alright love....I think i'll manage WITHOUT that experience

Are you sure? It could be fun! There's three Arsenal fans that I know of here, me, Lew and Ogg. In fact, it could be a blast!

Lou

 

[English Lady]

hmmmm.....well now you put it like that Lou...it does sound tempting

 

[BlackShanglan]

Steve Irwin. He may be able to wrangle crocs, but I guarantee I would kill him.

Shanglan

 

[Colleen Thomas]

A 'theater type". You know the kind, melodramatic about everything, afraid of silence so they will talk just to fill dead air, outspoken;ly opinionated on everything, without a clue abou tthem and touch feely when they talk.

Being trapped in an auditorium with a few of them is enough to have me eating valium like pez. In an elevator?

Justifiable homocide would be my only hope.

 

[Guest]

I'm really not trying to politicize this, but is there anyone here that would want to be stuck with Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity or Ann Coulter?

 

[impressive]

I'm really not trying to politicize this, but is there anyone here that would want to be stuck with Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity or Ann Coulter?

Depends on whether or not I had any weapons. Might be an opportunity to rid the world of some vermin.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I'm really not trying to politicize this, but is there anyone here that would want to be stuck with Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity or Ann Coulter?

I wouldn't mind being stuck in an elevator with Ann, I think she's kinda cute

 

[Weird Harold]

How about: A claustrophobic homocidal maniac

I don't think that's very likely -- I mean what are the odds there would be two of us on the same elevator?

 

[Liar]

Re: Re: Don't get stuck on an elevator with.....

I don't think that's very likely -- I mean what are the odds there would be two of us on the same elevator?

But that means that everyme the elevator gets stuck you ARE trapped with a claustrophobic homocidal maniac. Right?



I wouldn't want to be trapped in an elevator with a hoard of rabid pitbull terriers.


But really what I want to know is: Who would y'all WANT to be trapped in an elevator with?

#L

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Don't get stuck on an elevator with.....

But really what I want to know is: Who would y'all WANT to be trapped in an elevator with?

My answer depends on the amount of time we'd be trapped. Either someone with a very fine mind, or just a working penis.

Perdita

 

[matriarch]

A 'theater type". You know the kind, melodramatic about everything, afraid of silence so they will talk just to fill dead air, outspoken;ly opinionated on everything, without a clue abou tthem and touch feely when they talk.

Being trapped in an auditorium with a few of them is enough to have me eating valium like pez. In an elevator?

Justifiable homocide would be my only hope.

Guess you and I had better never be in the same lift (elevator).

*sigh*

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't get stuck on an elevator with.....

My answer depends on the amount of time we'd be trapped. Either someone with a very fine mind, or just a working penis.

Perdita

Hehehe! I'd just go for the penis, or two.

 

[impressive]

Re: Re: Re: Don't get stuck on an elevator with.....

But really what I want to know is: Who would y'all WANT to be trapped in an elevator with?

Being that it would mostly likely be a short-term situation (maybe a couple of hours, tops), I'd be quite content with clean, attractive person(s) with a liberal attitude about sex.

Now, if we're talking a long-term (marooned on an island) type of scenario, that's a whole 'nother story.

 

[matriarch]

I wouldn't mind being stuck in an elevator with Ann, I think she's kinda cute

I have no idea who she is, but having seen her picture......I think I would agree with you.

 

[matriarch]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't get stuck on an elevator with.....

Being that it would mostly likely be a short-term situation (maybe a couple of hours, tops), I'd be quite content with clean, attractive person(s) with a liberal attitude about sex.

Now, if we're talking a long-term (marooned on an island) type of scenario, that's a whole 'nother story.

 

[Edward Teach]

SHOCK CHICK

 

[Liar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't get stuck on an elevator with.....

My answer depends on the amount of time we'd be trapped. Either someone with a very fine mind, or just a working penis.

Perdita

And those two are never found on the same bloke?

 

[Shock Chick]

SHOCK CHICK

TAKE ME!

You're a smart guy.

 

[Guest]

SHOCK CHICK

ROFPMSL!!!!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't get stuck on an elevator with.....

And those two are never found on the same bloke?

Occasionally . That's why the time trapped would make a difference.

Perdita