Don't Fake The Funk

[Marxist]

Those that do know how I'll test you. You've been warned.

 

[modest mouse]

Time for a new story contest thread? You must be one bored mofo.

So am I faking the funk if I tell you I am Bootsy Collins and you can join my Rubber Band for a tour of the South?

Just checking.

 

[Private Vasquez]

so that's you in the Raygun Nike commercials?

 

[Rambling Rose]

hello boys, don't mind me...

http://www.melmusic.com.au/fw/Funk-a-duck.jpg

 

[modest mouse]

Me?

Bootsy cannot afford TV, it cuts into my jumpsuit and eyewear budget.

 

[Private Vasquez]

TV is how he gets the money to keep the jheri curl drippin'

I thought you knew?

 

[modest mouse]

Bootsy just takes the moolah, babe. Aint got time to sit around and watch life slip by when their is booty to shake and my bass to slapp.

Wah, wah, little thang...

Wah, wah.

 

[Private Vasquez]

wiiiiind me up...

 

[modest mouse]

But will ya still love da man in da morning?

Life is hard on teh road, toots. Hard and long.

http://www.rhino.com/new/images/bootsy2.jpg

Know the man, babe. Thats all I ask. That and for some fine bootyliscious lving. And some Chivas.

 

[Private Vasquez]

this should help pay for the glasses a bit...

http://66.70.188.140/dollpics/doll7.jpg

 

[Dillinger]

Bootsy IS the funk!

Said I?m caught up in this traffic jam
Tryin? to get home to my baby again
She said she like it, uh, she like the jam
Well, I?m gonna teach her how to body slam
Hit me

Shake it, baby
Shake your body
Shake it, baby
Shake it on down
Shake it, baby
Shake your body
I?m gonna teach you how to body slam
Hit me

Shake it, baby
Shake your body
Shake it, baby
Shake it on down
Shake it, baby
Shake your body
I?m gonna teach you how to body slam
Hit me

Slam that body and make that naughty
Slam that body and make that naughty body
Come on slam that body and party hearty
Come on slam that body, slam that body, slam that body

Well, give me a break

Who was that
Who was that
Who was that
Who was that

 

[heterotic]

dial 1-900-the-hulk, and kick them nasty thoughts.

 

[Marxist]

Funny how my warning to a particular Lit. member not to fake their orgasms turned into a Bootsie Collins parade. WoW, I do love me some Pfunk though.

 

[Rubyfruit]

LOL

Warning heeded. Although, I must say, I do like your particular brand of reinforcement.

 

[missy2]

Make my funk the P-funk;I want my funk uncut.
Make my funk the P-funk;I wants to get funked up.
W-E-F-U-N-K Y'all
Let's tear the roof off the mother!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Funny how my warning to a particular Lit. member not to fake their orgasms turned into a Bootsie Collins parade. WoW, I do love me some Pfunk though.

Wouldn't that be more of a "faking your freak?"

And why bother? I mean, I faked it enough during my 7 year marriage. That's a lifetime of faking if I were to count them all up. heh

 

[Laurel]

Faking orgasms sucks. Instead of wasting energy faking, use it to get yourself there.

 

[Marxist]

Re: LOL

Warning heeded. Although, I must say, I do like your particular brand of reinforcement.

Ruby..........<rendered speechless and dumbfounded by Ruby's new avatar>

 

[KillerMuffin]

Instead of wasting energy faking, use it to get yourself there.

I did that once. He got pissed off when I shoved him off the bed and finished up. I ditched him the next morning.

The StudMuffin was a good soldier. He can stand at attention for hours and takes instruction well.





Er, don't tell him I said that.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: LOL

Ruby..........<rendered speechless and dumbfounded by Ruby's new avatar>

I love it when a man can't talk.

Now lay back, relax and start licking.

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: Re: LOL

I love it when a man can't talk.

Now lay back, relax and start licking.

What's your take on chocolate, extra nuts...

 

[Rubyfruit]

I like very dark, rich, expensive chocolate, Marx. Nuts are good. So is the creamy stuff.

 

[Marxist]

Anyone else get the feeling Ruby is looking into your soul?

Good.

Glad I'm not alone on this boat trip.

 

[Laurel]

I can't break her stare. I feel this sudden urge to cook her dinner and do her laundry. Odd.

 

[Marxist]

I can't break her stare. I feel this sudden urge to cook her dinner and do her laundry. Odd.

I already did that. A little voice told me to. Is there anything else Mistress? Polish silver? Lick your boots?