Don't eat Lobster!!!!

[WriterDom]

you will consume more arsenic by eating ONE lobster tail than you will by drinking 1,000 gallons of typical drinking water.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

No more Lobster?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[circe!]

What about crab?

Shrimp?

 

[circe!]

And do you know if it's true...

...that commercially produced chicken eggs contain arsenic? I thought I read once that they feed the hens arsenic to make the egg shells less prone to breakage. I know I only eat eggs from my own free range hens and besides being more delicious and flavorful with beautiful orange yolks, their shells are thinner.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Oh for gods sake....what the fuck can you eat these days...?
Every other week someone pops out of the woodwork and says "you can't eat that" or you should eat this....for christ sake just eat the food and enjoy it....I'm not having a go at you WD but could you tell us what amount of arsenic you need to eat before you get ill and how does that relate to the lobster...?....and is there more arsenic in there than there was before and why...?
I'm just so sick and tired of all these health scares.

 

[nitengale]

you will consume more arsenic by eating ONE lobster tail than you will by drinking 1,000 gallons of typical drinking water.

Gee, can you BACKUP this profound warning? Lobster is not an easy item to willy nilly give up.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Oh for gods sake....what the fuck can you eat these days...?
Every other week someone pops out of the woodwork and says "you can't eat that" or you should eat this....for christ sake just eat the food and enjoy it....I'm not having a go at you WD but could you tell us what amount of arsenic you need to eat before you get ill and how does that relate to the lobster...?....and is there more arsenic in there than there was before and why...?
I'm just so sick and tired of all these health scares.

Good point. Would you like to dine with me on arsenic flavored lobster and bloody e. coli steak?

 

[OUTSIDER]

Oh for gods sake....what the fuck can you eat these days...?
Every other week someone pops out of the woodwork and says "you can't eat that" or you should eat this....for christ sake just eat the food and enjoy it....I'm not having a go at you WD but could you tell us what amount of arsenic you need to eat before you get ill and how does that relate to the lobster...?....and is there more arsenic in there than there was before and why...?
I'm just so sick and tired of all these health scares.

Good point. Would you like to dine with me on arsenic flavored lobster and bloody e. coli steak?

Cool but let me finnish this "foot and mouth" burger first.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Great! I'll prepare the pestacide covered salad.

 

[OUTSIDER]

I've got a nice bottle of french red with extra antifreeze mixed in there

 

[Todd]

Oh for gods sake....what the fuck can you eat these days...?
Every other week someone pops out of the woodwork and says "you can't eat that" or you should eat this....for christ sake just eat the food and enjoy it....I'm not having a go at you WD but could you tell us what amount of arsenic you need to eat before you get ill and how does that relate to the lobster...?....and is there more arsenic in there than there was before and why...?
I'm just so sick and tired of all these health scares.

I believe the purpose of what WriterDom was trying to get across is the stupidity of the Democrats complaining about George W. Bush vetoing the last minute Democrat statute to lower the arsenic level in waters to make George W. Bush look bad. And that the point is the american water is not an aresnic hazard to americans as the Democrats have spun it to be, in fact only 26 lives at a cost of 16 million dollars per life would be saved by lowering the arsenic in water levels.

Whereas the democrats made a big spin on the Water arsenic they are virtually silent on things that american can consume regularly.

I believe WriterDom was simply making a subtle Jab at the Democratic Spin Doctors on the board here.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Oh, my favorite! How did you know? Such a sweet heart!

And for dessert, Ice cream from non-free range cattle. I think they even had mad cow disease.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Oh for gods sake....what the fuck can you eat these days...?
Every other week someone pops out of the woodwork and says "you can't eat that" or you should eat this....for christ sake just eat the food and enjoy it....I'm not having a go at you WD but could you tell us what amount of arsenic you need to eat before you get ill and how does that relate to the lobster...?....and is there more arsenic in there than there was before and why...?
I'm just so sick and tired of all these health scares.

I believe the purpose of what WriterDom was trying to get across is the stupidity of the Democrats complaining about George W. Bush vetoing the last minute Democrat statute to lower the arsenic level in waters to make George W. Bush look bad. And that the point is the american water is not an aresnic hazard to americans as the Democrats have spun it to be, in fact only 26 lives at a cost of 16 million dollars per life would be saved by lowering the arsenic in water levels.

Whereas the democrats made a big spin on the Water arsenic they are virtually silent on things that american can consume regularly.

I believe WriterDom was simply making a subtle Jab at the Democratic Spin Doctors on the board here.

Good gravy I hate politics....!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Oh, my favorite! How did you know? Such a sweet heart!

And for dessert, Ice cream from non-free range cattle. I think they even had mad cow disease.

and some cheese made from unpastureized milk....?...do you have any contaminated crackers..?

 

[indyweasel]

Am I still allowed to look out the window is that bad for me now too??

Dammit! I dont want to live till I'm 115 years old, let me eat my steak and lobster, drink my achohol and smoke my cigarettes.

Jeez.

 

[Mistress]

Bah, I don't eat that stuff anyways....

 

[LittleRedDevil]

But of course! What kind of a hostess would I be if I didn't?

 

[indyweasel]

Can I still at least nibble on Mistress?? Or is she bad for me now too????

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Am I still allowed to look out the window is that bad for me now too??

Dammit! I dont want to live till I'm 115 years old, let me eat my steak and lobster, drink my achohol and smoke my cigarettes.

Jeez.

You could always come to our party! Lots of stuff that's bad for you!

 

[circe!]

But hey?

Do the political parties have anything to say about eggs? I'm still curiously dangling here!

 

[YoungGun69]

I believe the purpose of what WriterDom was trying to get across is the stupidity of the Democrats complaining about George W. Bush vetoing the last minute Democrat statute to lower the arsenic level in waters to make George W. Bush look bad.

If the democrats cared so much about the arsenic levels in water why did Corrupt Clinton wait untill the end of his term to lower the levels?

 

[OUTSIDER]

you are the soul of kindness, now where did I put the poisoned cooking oil, it's time to start cooking.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

how about some DDT with your eggs?

 

[indyweasel]

Woo hoo!! I get to party with the devil..

My parents said I'd end up like this

LRD - What do I need to bring? I've got some nice fruit with hormones and pesticeds?

 

[LittleRedDevil]

OOOOOOO...

Hormones and pesticides! Yum!

Hey indy, are you still gonna come play with the vampires?