Don't Drop Alligators Through the Transom

McKenna

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This is the 23rd Most Common Fiction Writing Mistake. This will be the last one I type up. I'm too lazy to type out the rest; buy the book if you're interested. This is the chapter that generated the most interest in the Index posted earlier.


Disasters -those bad twists that end scenes with an unhappy answer to the scene question- often are very bad indeed. But sometimes the use of the word "disaster" confuses a new writer, and she thinks any kind of really bad thing will work at the end of a scene.

It is said that somebody once provided a "disaster" at the end of a detective-client scene by literally dropping an alligator through the transom.

In the fabled detective yarn, there sat our Sam Spade clone, interviewing his beautiful client in his grubby office. His goal, clearly stated, was to learn the name of the man who had threatened her life. Thus the scene question clearly was: Woud he discover the identity of the man?

At the end of the scene, according to legend, the writer realized she needed a disaster. So kerplop! over the transom of the detective's office door came a live alligator, wetly hitting the floor beside the desk and opening wide in a decidedly nasty mood.

The development was pretty stupid in that story. Why? Because it didn't answer the scene question.

The question, remember, was, "Will Sam learn the identity of the man threatening his client?" The alligator had nothing to do with that question.

If so, the disaster had to answer that question. The answer could not be, in effect, "Gosh, I don't know about that, but an alligator just fell through the office door transom."

That's the worst kind of cheating, the sorriest kind of writing.

Don't do it. You'll give all of us fiction writers a bad name.

Figure out what the scene is. Then devise a setback, negative answer for the end of the scene, one that is bad news, logical but unanticipated, but which answers the question asked.

In the case of the mythical scene and question just presented, it's hard to imagine how an alligator could provide an honest disaster. But it's easy to think of some disasters that would have worked.

The answer simply could have been: "No, Sam never got an answer."

Better yet, the answer could have been: "Yes, Sam finally got an answer, but when the client identified her threatener, it turned out to be Sam's dearest friend."

Or it might even have been: "No, Sam never got his answer, but his persistance so angered his client that she fired him on the spot, storming out of his office and leaving him never to know -or have the income he needed from her fee."

It isn't always easy to figure out the logical but unanticipated disaster. You can do it, though. You must, if you're going to play fair with your readers and keep your story moving forward with tension and suspense.





Ba duh ba duh, that's all folks!
 
I hate gators. I'd just as soon shoot one as to look at one.

My momma told me that the reason alligators are so ornery is because they have all them teeth, and don't have a toothbrush.

Sorry for the thread jack. You may now return to your regular programming.
 
McKenna, you've gone above and beyond the call of duty with these. I can't say I blame you for tiring of typing them up. Of course, now that the rule has been established I'm going to specifically look for a way to work an unnecessary alligator into a scene. :)
 
Boota said:
McKenna, you've gone above and beyond the call of duty with these. I can't say I blame you for tiring of typing them up. Of course, now that the rule has been established I'm going to specifically look for a way to work an unnecessary alligator into a scene. :)


:D You would, wouldn't you!



(Let me know when it posts!)
 
Thanks McK, I was dying to find out.

McKenna said:
The development was pretty stupid in that story. Why? Because it didn't answer the scene question.

The question, remember, was, "Will Sam learn the identity of the man threatening his client?" The alligator had nothing to do with that question.

If so, the disaster had to answer that question. The answer could not be, in effect, "Gosh, I don't know about that, but an alligator just fell through the office door transom."
The answer is "No, because just when he was about to find out, a big fucking alligator just fell through the office door transom. This, of course, being a specially trained Assassigator hired by the man threatening his client to wipe both the woman and that snooping private dick out of the way. The man in question is a notorious super villain of international reputation and a flair for cinematic melodrama, and the reason he chose to hurl a gator through the transom was because the friggin' sharks with the friggin' laser beams on their heads can't swim in office space."
 
Liar said:
... This, of course, being a specially trained Assassigator ...

Bwhahahahahha! I'd pay good money to see an assassigator!

I bet Hollywood could make a movie out of it. ;)
 
nooo!

Boota said:
McKenna, you've gone above and beyond the call of duty with these. I can't say I blame you for tiring of typing them up. Of course, now that the rule has been established I'm going to specifically look for a way to work an unnecessary alligator into a scene. :)

It's hard enough ignoring the pink elephant in my room, do i really have to work the alligator too :)
 
Should I stop including sheep in my stories?

Or garderobes.

I do it just for the artistic effect, no sexual innuendo intended, unless you are Welsh or a Kiwi, neither of whom have much use for garderobes but might appreciate a nice ewe.

Og
 
oggbashan said:
Should I stop including sheep in my stories?
No, but don't try to push them through the transom. They'll just get stuck.
 
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