Don't come around here no more

[Problem Child]

(to the tune of "Don't come around here no more" by Tom Petty)

"Yayati, Don't Come Around Here No More"

Don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Hope your ass gets bruised by the door
Hey, don't come around here no more

I've given up, I've given up --
I've given up on hoping you are human
I'd like to kick you in your fat ass
Just like Kramer did to Newman

Your diatribes are a bore
You're rotten to the core
Whatever you're looking for
Hey, don't come around here no more

I've given up, I've given up
I've given up, your brain is made of shit
I've given up, you're a fucking racist twit

(Repeat Chorus)

Stop coming here to Lit
Your logic sucks hind tit
You mean nothing at all to us
Hey, we hope you get hit by a bus

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Bravo, PC.

Nicely done.

One question though: what's a "hind tit"?

 

[Renegade]

PC

*wipes away a tear* That was simply beautiful man.

 

[Trinka]

that was awesome!!!!! i think i'm going to pee in my pants

 

[Starfish]

Re: Bravo, PC.

Nicely done.

One question though: what's a "hind tit"?

A hind tit is just that....

a tit on a hind.

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

No the hind tit is the last one in line right by the asshole as in sucking the hind tit not to tasty huh.

 

[xlc67]

He should just suck the brown eye...

 

[rahfirst]

Well said, sergeant, LOL

Also add it usually has the least milk.

Who or what is a yayati?

 

[Problem Child]

Sarge came close.

Hind tit is just something worthless, useless, and feckless, or generally bad and unwanted.

Like a redneck going out to the parking lot of the 7-11 and seeing a dent in the door of his newly painted F-250 four-wheel drive pick-up with monster mudder tires:

"Aw man, that really sucks hind tit."

 

[KillerMuffin]

You bought a Ford? Rockin. I adore Powerstrokes. Say it with me... powerstroke... that word just rolls of the tongue and gives you a lil' shiver don't it?

 

[Problem Child]

Chevy. Like a rock.

*close eyes and imagine cowboys getting into silverado and driving away down a dusty road with the sun setting and wild mustangs running in the distance*

 

[Purple Haze]

Oh Jesus, they're talking trucks again, get the hose.

Can't you guys just get together and play G.I. Joes or something?

 

[Problem Child]

LOL.

Yeah, I'd like to do something, I'd like to do a lot of things, all of which are probably illegal in Kansas.

 

[Kymberley]

Or they would make it so right after you did it.

LOL.

Yeah, I'd like to do something, I'd like to do a lot of things, all of which are probably illegal in Kansas.

 

[Problem Child]

Haze, you never even said if you liked my song or not.

Bitch.

 

[Problem Child]

Damn. I was hoping for some validation from the Joker.

 

[Starfish]

You can't depend on the Purple Haze of today. He's always cut with strychnine.

I think you did a marvelous job dear PC.

 

[Cheyenne]

Nice song, PC.

There are very few people here at Lit that are SO far out there, nothing they say bothers me. Yayati is one of those. He can't be taken seriously. Geez, if he could, that would mean I was married to Hitler.

 

[Purple Haze]

The song gets my seal of approval, Prob.

General Motors sucks though.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

You bought a Ford? Rockin. I adore Powerstrokes. Say it with me... powerstroke... that word just rolls of the tongue and gives you a lil' shiver don't it?

no no no DODGE baby couse if you cant ram it dodge it

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh my gawd... if you weren't such a 420 twit.

1975 Powerwagon 200 with a 440 baby. Powerstrokes make me drool, powerwagons make me do things that gets PeeWee Herman in trouble.

 

[GuyJD]

very good work PC

When the Grammy votes begin, you got my vote to receive one for "Best New Artist".

 

[batter]

Re: very good work PC

When the Grammy votes begin, you got my vote to receive one for "Best New Artist".

looks great to me PC!
i am with GuyJD, gotta get a nomination for Best New Artist.

PC ...YOU ROCK MAN!! now where is my lighter so i can wave it in the air!

 

[lobito]

Don't come around here no more... sounds like what I was told this morning. Why fire you on Monday when they can fire you on Friday, and save you from having to get up early the next Monday morning? Or is that half the fun for the bosses?

 

[Rambling Rose]

and that is why...

You can't depend on the Purple Haze of today. He's always cut with strychnine.

I always did prefer liquid