Don’t Eat Tomatoes Because They’re Christian!

[busybody..]

http://cdn.pjmedia.com/tatler/files/2012/06/islam-tomato.jpg

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

The women are not allowed to handle carrots or cucumbers because it could put lewd thoughts in their head.

In your wife's case it would be a baby gherkin.

 

[coachdb18]

We need Bloomberg to ban pickles for us... fucking pickles are DEADLY, after all, every single person who ate a pickle of ANY kind in 1842 is now DEAD! This is a crisis, one that only BLOOMBERG is big enough and well prepared enough to educate us about, and protect us from. All Hail Bloomberg!

 

[busybody..]

The women are not allowed to handle carrots or cucumbers because it could put lewd thoughts in their head.

.

Yup

YOUR PEOPLE

The ones you love

 

[Aquagal]

http://cdn.pjmedia.com/tatler/files/2012/06/islam-tomato.jpg

Lol!!

 

[busybody..]

Salafis Warn Muslims: Don’t Eat Tomatoes Because They’re Christian!


Or, why Saladin stuck to a tomato-free salad.

These people, or people who agree with these people, will soon govern Egypt.


This makes perfect sense… because it makes no sense.

A Salafist group called the Popular Egyptian Islamic Association has come under fire after sending out a warning on Facebook urging its followers not to eat tomatoes because the vegetable (or fruit) is a Christian food.

The group posted a photo on its page of a tomato – which appears to reveal the shape of a cross after being cut in half – along with the message: “Eating tomatoes is forbidden because they are Christian. [The tomato] praises the cross instead of Allah and says that Allah is three (a reference

 

[phrodeau]

http://girlgonemom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/VeggieTales-Logo1.jpg

 

[TonyClifton]

This thread reminds me of Karen Kraft from a few years ago.

She used to grow tomatoes and send seeds to her Literotica friends.

 

[moonflasher]

I myself have taken many a chistian into my mouth

 

[busybody..]

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Yup

YOUR PEOPLE

The ones you love

Not my people nor do I love them.

But I will take their money and fuck their women.

It is the American way.

 

[busybody..]

Not my people nor do I love them.

But I will take their money and fuck their women.

It is the American way.

You are a great American!


Thats why I love you, Tiny Tim

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

You are a great American!


Thats why I love you, Tiny Tim

Close,

Tiny Tony

 

[busybody..]

Close,

Pee Wee Herman

Pee Wee?

You exaggerate

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Pee Wee?

You exaggerate

Taking one from RDS playbook.

You have no shame.

 

[busybody..]

I did

Opps

I dont usually read him

SMACKS ME UPSIDE THE HEAD

 

[Karen Kraft]

This thread reminds me of Karen Kraft from a few years ago.

She used to grow tomatoes and send seeds to her Literotica friends.

This year's tomato crop is fabulous. Got some free mulch from the city mulch givers-awayers in the spring and it helped the plants a lot.

And yes, my Dad and I only grow non-Terroristic tomatoes.

 

[Cheyenne]

This year's tomato crop is fabulous. Got some free mulch from the city mulch givers-awayers in the spring and it helped the plants a lot.

And yes, my Dad and I only grow non-Terroristic tomatoes.

What, I leave on vacation for a few weeks and no one keeps up with the Ken Kraft watch?

How's the dick hanging, Ken?

 

[busybody..]

What, I leave on vacation for a few weeks and no one keeps up with the Ken Kraft watch?

How's the dick hanging, Ken?

Hey DIRTBALL

I thought I was on IGGY