dolf's ad

[Desdemona]

Hell, all you have to do is be female, have a profile and a BDSM checklist. They will contact you. Never fear. LOL

 

[TNRkitect2b]

All in favor of taking up a collection to ship dolf over here to the U.S. ...Signify by raising your hands...Errr That doesn't work online, does it...Hmmm a simple "aye" will do.

But who gets to keep her when she gets over here? Methinks you would have a bit of a fight going on over her between some of the people on here

 

[TNRkitect2b]

Hell, all you have to do is be female, have a profile and a BDSM checklist. They will contact you. Never fear. LOL

Sad, but true.

 

[graceanne]

Thanks cutie. I personally would have picked it up on the ice cream part myself. lol

Well, we want it to be serious, but dolf is such a kidder and a joker that we're afraid if it's too serious that all the guys with a sense of humor will go running, and she'll end up only with overly serious guys who bore her. Writing a serious ad is easy, it's adding the humor that's got her (and me) stumped.

 

[FungiUg]

Yeah. Too serious... and you'll miss her essence. And let's face it, we want her ad to expose her true essence (essence of Dolf), so at the very least we can all troop over to alt.com and perv!

I think if you go for "light hearted" rather than "funny", that might be a more workable approach.

 

[Kajira Callista]

female submissive/switch seeking lighthearted Dominant male (if its male you are looking for) with a sense of humor and patience, but also the ability to control.


then add your dolfness in?

 

[FungiUg]

I suspect we are over-analysing this... she probably just needs to disengage brain, engage mouth and fingers, and type stuff.

After all, she wants someone who is attracted to her as she is, rather than have to pretend to be someone she's not.

So yeah, go with something simple like KC suggests, and then dolphify it.

 

[FungiUg]

But who gets to keep her when she gets over here? Methinks you would have a bit of a fight going on over her between some of the people on here

She'd probably have to do a world tour, stopping off at the various places where she is in demand.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

one thing to try, might be to pick some of the most Dolf-like of the various postings she has on here, (the one that show the true her) and use those as a guide to help describe the things that endear her to us.

 

[Lancecastor]

Unless you live in a large city, things like adultfriendfinder are generally a waste of time.

But if Dolf lives in a big city I'd think that if she were to post her AV picture (assuming it's her) and say she's into kink...that ought to do the trick.

 

[dolf]

*wakes up with a yawn to find a longer thread*

i endear myself to you?

ok, i'm getting some more of an idea here.....though i still don't know what to write i'm getting the colour of it. what do i want...mature man with old fashioned values, a sense of fun and a firm hand? what am i...naughty {getting stuck on the word 'naughty'...need more than that!} quiet {don't laugh, it's true! RL i'm very quiet}...this is so hard...

AYE! {wanting that serious horse fucking!} though a world tour sounds interesting if i bring the kids will it cramp my style?

ty Lancecastor hon, but i've been ornamental before...it's not very nice ...i'd kinda like them to like me.
xx

 

[graceanne]

female submissive/switch seeking lighthearted Dominant male (if its male you are looking for) with a sense of humor and patience, but also the ability to control.


then add your dolfness in?

that'd work, especially the end part, cause dolf wont' stay with someone she can control.

 

[graceanne]

*wakes up with a yawn to find a longer thread*

i endear myself to you?

ok, i'm getting some more of an idea here.....though i still don't know what to write i'm getting the colour of it. what do i want...mature man with old fashioned values, a sense of fun and a firm hand? what am i...naughty {getting stuck on the word 'naughty'...need more than that!} quiet {don't laugh, it's true! RL i'm very quiet}...this is so hard...

AYE! {wanting that serious horse fucking!} though a world tour sounds interesting if i bring the kids will it cramp my style?

ty Lancecastor hon, but i've been ornamental before...it's not very nice ...i'd kinda like them to like me.
xx

LOL Sure, just come up with a perfect one after all this work. *pouts*

I like it, especiallyt he naughty. what you are. . . naughty, quiet, . . . anyone else think of a few adjetives we should put here? Only flattering ones, please.

 

[dolf]

'goofy' is how a certain subby always describes me...mentioning no names cutie
not really what you meant?

xx

 

[graceanne]

'goofy' is how a certain subby always describes me...mentioning no names cutie
not really what you meant?

xx

LOL We're looking for things to get them to IM you, silly, not run the other way!

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[MastrJ]

Try to be yourself as much as possible. I know I have a hard time not being formal when I start writing a profile for a personal ad.




The kids won't cramp any style. I have a back yard they can be let loose in.

 

[graceanne]

Naughty-

Adjective
Definition:vulgar
Synonyms: adult, bawdy, blue, dirty, fast, hot, improper, lewd, loose, obscene, off-color, porn, porno, purple, raunchy, ribald, risqué, rough, salty, smutty, steamy

Adjective
Definition: misbehaved
Synonyms: annoying, bad, badly behaved, bum, contrary, disobedient, disorderly, evil, exasperating, fiendish, fractious, froward, headstrong, holy terror, impish, indecorous, insubordinate, intractable, little dickens, mischievous, obstreperous, perverse, playful, rascally, raunchy, recalcitrant, refractory, roguish, rough, rowdy, sinful, teasing, tough, ungovernable, unmanageable, unruly, wanton, wayward, wicked, willful, worthless, wrong, yucky

adjective
Definition: mischievous
Synonyms: casual, coltish, devil-may-care, devilish, elfin, elvish, fiendish, flippant, fresh, frolicsome, giddy, jaunty, naughty, offhand, pert, pixieish, pixyish, playful

Hope those help dear.

well I like holy terror

no, their's michievous, playful, wanton, pixieish, playful

those are good ones

 

[dolf]

hehehe, i don't think formal is me
xx

 

[graceanne]

hehehe, i don't think formal is me
xx

Well that's the understatement of the year.

 

[witcha]

Woohoo dolf!!! Go with this addy

And please mention you're an antichrist of subbies on Lit boards

sorry...couldn't stop myself




witcha

 

[Betticus]

I would come up with some help but right now I'm so incredibly exhausted I can't even think. Heading to bed, nite everyone. Sweet dreams.

 

[dolf]

night Daddy
xx