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Garnate

Garnate

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It's almost 7am and I'm heading to bed now that my headache is gone.

Did you want or need to know that? Of course not. What, you think this thread is about you just because your name is in the title? You're so vane.

What was my reason for this thread? Right! Anyway, I need you to be super crass and hateful with everyone who has less than 10,000 posts while I'm gone. Why 10,000? Because you'd have to be crass to a ton of people and when I wake up, I'll have lots of fun things to read.

Thanks, love. You're the best.



For the rest of you, I suggest you get just as mean and hateful with dolf so it continues on and on. You'll love it, trust me.

Zzzzzzzzzzz
 
one day i'll suddenly be struck with the urge to be nice. you'll be screwed.
 
Dolf, you've wounded me today. You've hurt me with your lack of crass. What a fail; you're fired.

Who else wants to be the resident asshole? I'm looking at you, Neci. I think you could make it work.
 
Garnate said:
Who else wants to be the resident asshole? I'm looking at you, Neci. I think you could make it work.
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I think you should make Nowisthetime85 [fn1] and girlsmiley fight for it. In a tub of Jell-O.

Fn1. LAUREL!! Can you change that moniker to a semi-decent name? We can't do anything with this scramble of a phrase and year.
 
Mischka said:
I think you should make Nowisthetime85 [fn1] and girlsmiley fight for it. In a tub of Jell-O.

Fn1. LAUREL!! Can you change that moniker to a semi-decent name? We can't do anything with this scramble of a phrase and year.
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Forget them for a second, how often can you call someone a cunt? I think I might be onto something here.
 
Dream59 said:
How do you find this stuff? Look out or people are going to think you are a GFY alt.
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I forgot to mention that I really want one of those. I really hope Rob gets me in the Secret Santa this year.
 
Mischka said:
Alas, I am a bush league cunt caller next to Queen Fata.
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Fata is my white whale. One of those posters I read religiously but never interact with. One day she will be mine and she doesn't even know it.
 
Garnate said:
Fata is my white whale. One of those posters I read religiously but never interact with. One day she will be mine and she doesn't even know it.
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Interact now bitch. I made you a thread before I even read this!
 
Garnate said:
Dolf, you've wounded me today. You've hurt me with your lack of crass. What a fail; you're fired.

Who else wants to be the resident asshole? I'm looking at you, Neci. I think you could make it work.
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The chant starts from the crowd...
Fata! Fata! FATA!
Fata! Fata! FATA!
Fata! Fata! FATA!
Fata! Fata! FATA!
Fata! Fata! FATA!
Fata! Fata! FATA!
 
Garnate said:
That's always an option, like dolf or Lori.
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Umm, Ladies? Please don't use the words "Lori" and "Jello Wrestling" in the same post...that triggers a VerySpecialNewsFeed alert to my phone.

And false alarms are sooooo frustrating.....:(
 
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