Doing the Dishes

[sirhugs]

Stole this starter from the opening of a Bucky Duckman story.
In my version, after a special dinner for four, the husband of the host couple offers to do dishes. The guest wife offers to help. while they get wet and horny, their spouses get cozy in front of the fireplace.

 

[CuttingEdge]

It is 2023 and a dishwasher costs $600.

Put the dirty dishes away, add detergent, hit start and get busy already!

(We have two dishwashers at my house so we don't even have to put the dishes away. Put the dirty dishes in one, take the clean out of the other. Kind of a cycle that limits how many dishes have to be put away, but we are empty-nesters).

 

[sirhugs]

It is 2023 and a dishwasher costs $600.

Put the dirty dishes away, add detergent, hit start and get busy already!

(We have two dishwashers at my house so we don't even have to put the dishes away. Put the dirty dishes in one, take the clean out of the other. Kind of a cycle that limits how many dishes have to be put away, but we are empty-nesters).

Awww... but who gets busy with whom then?

 

[CuttingEdge]

Awww... but who gets busy with whom then?

Mix it up and have the homeowner get busy with the maid!!

It could be either the men or women, I suppose.

Not that this is my thing, but my mother-in-law always liked to spark a fight with the wife after extended family meals, though she forced my wife to join her in doing the dishes. On better terms, maybe the mother and daughter get snuggly while doing the dishes that leads to something.

Just an idea though, incest is NOT my thing!

 

[GlennJenko]

Awww... but who gets busy with whom then?

You could still have it so the host wife and guest husband do it. Perhaps she likes to rinse off the plates before putting them in the dishwasher which could lead to some flirting and possibly some wet stuff. Then every time she bends down to put something in the dishwasher once that's done, the guest husband not so secretly touches her and plays innocent. Things escalate from there. To buy more time she could also do the classic and say he's helping her with "dessert" or something.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I like the idea no matter what a person is doing in the kitchen. It would be a great setting for just part of a seduction.

Diane shuddered as she felt her husband's boss lean over her, to set his bourbon glass on the sink's edge. She could feel his breath on her neck.

"Dinner was terrific, Diane. You're a hell of a cook," he said softly.

She straightened and smiled. "I'm glad you liked it. Perhaps I can give the recipe to Jennie." She held her breath as she felt his warm hand on her hip.

"Hmm, that would be nice, but to be honest a recipe isn't what we'd like from you. I'm speaking for Jennie too," he whispered in her ear before kissing her neck softly. "We'd love it if you could drop by sometime and we could discuss ... cooking."

Exhaling loudly she turned and pushed him back gently. "What a nice invitation." She looked up and their eyes met. "Perhaps, I could drop by early Saturday. Tom has his morning golf game, and I'm not doing anything else."

His knowing smile made her sweat. "That would be just perfect. Make sure you wear something you wouldn't mind getting ... dirty."

 

[Britva415]

It is 2023 and a dishwasher costs $600.

Put the dirty dishes away, add detergent, hit start and get busy already!

(We have two dishwashers at my house so we don't even have to put the dishes away. Put the dirty dishes in one, take the clean out of the other. Kind of a cycle that limits how many dishes have to be put away, but we are empty-nesters).

omfg this is genius

 

[Reenigam]

The whole idea gets my thumbs up. Rob has outlined a nice 'possible'. Various invited couples are possible: boss and wife, as mentioned, new neighbours, potential client and spouse.

Personally, I'd go for Sirhugs' original and keep my dishwasher capital outlay... if only for the sake of the story potential! Has anyone run a thread on whether technology is making erotic situations between people more or less likely?!

 

[ericrodman101]

Off topic I know, but 'doing the dishes' sounds like a euphemism to me. I can imagine a couple referring to a sexual act they enjoy and maybe want to refer to in front of others as 'doing the dishes'. Time to 'do the dishes, honey' they might say to allow them to leave the room and adjourn somewhere. Or it could be something as obvious as, say, breast play in the bath. She likes him to 'do the dishes' ie shower together and rub her tits. Indeed, sex in the bath might equate to doing the dishes in a general sense as everything in the bath gets scrubbed, rinsed and dried.

 

[Reenigam]

Off topic I know, but 'doing the dishes' sounds like a euphemism to me. I can imagine a couple referring to a sexual act they enjoy and maybe want to refer to in front of others as 'doing the dishes'. Time to 'do the dishes, honey' they might say to allow them to leave the room and adjourn somewhere. Or it could be something as obvious as, say, breast play in the bath. She likes him to 'do the dishes' ie shower together and rub her tits. Indeed, sex in the bath might equate to doing the dishes in a general sense as everything in the bath gets scrubbed, rinsed and dried.

Good one... but then, virtually every household chore could be a codename, right?

Do let us know what delights "put out the rubbish", "close the curtains" and "check on baby" might be hiding!

 

[ericrodman101]

Good one... but then, virtually every household chore could be a codename, right?

Do let us know what delights "put out the rubbish", "close the curtains" and "check on baby" might be hiding!

If I said ‘hoovering’ we might be closing in on something.

 

[000zing]

I guess we all know what "a spot of DIY" could refer to.

 

[CuttingEdge]

I have always gotten up early, and thus always went to bed early. When guests are over to the house kind of late, I would always say, "Well, I gotta go change my socks", a code term for, "I'm going to bed".

When I was dating a few years ago, a woman asked me to pick her up at "ten". For what? Brunch? Good golly lady, it's all I can do to stay up to six... as in 18:00 Hours. I'm dreaming and drooling at 22:00!!

 

[000zing]

Yes, it's odd how we all seem to fall into different brackets on the circadian rhythm thing. I know of at least one marriage which fell apart because of it.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Stole this starter from the opening of a Bucky Duckman story.
In my version, after a special dinner for four, the husband of the host couple offers to do dishes. The guest wife offers to help. while they get wet and horny, their spouses get cozy in front of the fireplace.

Kitchens are naturally sexy places - the obvious connection between food and sex. I wonder how many women have sexual fantasies while doing the dishes or some other chore? I once read a novel in which a mature woman at her sink is taken from behind by a younger guy - her neighbor, her nephew? Sounds familiar to anyone? I think he starts by holding her hips and then rubbing against her. They're both been eying each other for a while I think.

In any case, a version of it might make an interesting story on Lit. Maybe I'll try it soon.

http://www.classic-moms.com/content/12/08d3ec/05.jpg

 

[alohadave]

It is 2023 and a dishwasher costs $600.

Put the dirty dishes away, add detergent, hit start and get busy already!

(We have two dishwashers at my house so we don't even have to put the dishes away. Put the dirty dishes in one, take the clean out of the other. Kind of a cycle that limits how many dishes have to be put away, but we are empty-nesters).

Stepsister gets her hair stuck in the dishwasher.

Stepbrother comes in...

What are you doing stepbrother?