Doing It ...

[NaokoSmith]

Curl4ever has most kindly contributed a How To blogpost on my blog. Check it out for places to go with hot tips on writing, folks!

Meanwhile, I was remembering those bumper stickers that used to be around with 'XXX do it ...' on them. I invite you to post here your old favourites - or make up some new ones. Like this:

Builders Do It with a tool.

Bwaaahahaha!
(Sorry, very infantile sense of humour!)

 

[lovecraft68]

I recall a "Tailor's do it with style"

On a separate note.

Why is it that when a newbie shows up linking a blog its spam, but when others do it, its fine?

Not that I care who links what, but wondering why post count seems to matter when it comes to this.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Oh hey, everyone come and look at Lovecraft pretending to join in and be fun!

Actually what he wants to do is underhandedly show me up for linking to my blog in here. My blog that reviews substantial amounts of stories on this site to give them critical feedback and better airplay.

Curl's post which I link to here goes through some of the How To contributions on here, and a story from here. Maybe I am allowed to link to my blog because I am joining in with the kind of work that Literotica does and supporting it in a collaborative way - not just piggybacking off other people's efforts to showcase Me Me Me and try to sell people MY books.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Before anyone else gets these in, I'm going to put up:

Erotica writers do it with passion.
and
Romance writers do it with love .

 

[lovecraft68]

The obligatory one for this forum

"Author's do it with words"

And look at you being snarky on a legit question, because others have come here and linked blogs-not even theirs-that are relevant to erotica discussions and get the famous pictures of canned spam. or the "not supposed to link to other sites here" from some people.

Maybe that is the AH version of the GB's being rude to new posters.


And there's no me me me for me. I never link anything of mine here.

 

[robertreams]

pornographists do it with a surprise ending

 

[oggbashan]

Firemen do it with a hose.

Policemen do it with a truncheon.

Nurses do it with care.

Veterinary Nurses do it with fur.

Veterinary Nurses make you bark, howl and purr.

Accountants do it with figures.

Lawyers screw everyone.

 

[oggbashan]

Let's do it with an A

Accountants are good with figures.
Accountants do it for profit.
Accountants do it with balance.
Accountants do it with double entry.
Accountants do it with interest.
Acrophobes get down.
Actors do it in the limelight.
Actors do it on camera.
Actors do it on cue.
Actors do it on stage.
Actors do it publicly.
Actors play around.
Actors pretend doing it.
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
ADA programmers do it in packages.
Administrators do it occasionally.
Adolescents do it spottily.
Adults do it maturely.
Advertisers use the new, improved method.
Aerobics instructors do it until it hurts.
Aerospace engineers do it with lift and thrust.
Agents do it undercover.
Agnostics do it disbelievingly.
AI hackers do it artificially.
AI hackers do it with rules.
AI people do it with a lisp.
Air couriers do it all over the world in big jets.
Air traffic controllers do it by radar.
Air traffic controllers do it in the dark.
Air traffic controllers do it with their tongue.
Air traffic controllers tell pilots how to do it.
Airlifters penetrate further, linger longer, and drop a bigger load.
Airline pilots do it at incredible heights.
Algebraists do it with homomorphisms.
Algorithmic analysts do it with a combinatorial explosion.
Alpinists do it higher.
AM disc jockeys do it with modulated amplitude.
Amateur radio operators do it with frequency.
Ambulance drivers come quicker.
Anaesthetists do it painlessly.
Anaesthetists do it until you fall asleep.
Analog hackers do it continuously.
Anarchists do it revoltingly.
Anglers do it with worms.
Animators do it 24 times a second.
Announcers broadcast.
ANSI does it in the standard way.
Anthropologists do it with culture.
Apathetics do it half-heartedly.
APL programmers are functional.
APL programmers do it backwards.
APL programmers do it in a line.
APL programmers do it in the workspace.
APL programmers do it with stile.
Apologists do it orally.
Archaeologists do it in the dirt.
Archaeologists do it with mummies.
Archaeologists like it old.
Archers use longer shafts.
Architects are responsible for the tallest erections.
Architects do it late.
Architects have great plans.
Architectural historians can tell you who put it up and how big it was.
Aristocrats do it superiorally.
Armies do it handily.
Arsonists do it with fire.
Artillerymen do it with a burst.
Artists are exhibitionists.
Artists do it by design.
Artists do it easily.
Artists do it in the buff.
Artists do it in oils .
Artists do it with creativity.
Artists do it with emotion.
Asians do it with yellow fever.
Asians love you long time.
Assassins do it from behind.
Assembly line workers do it over and over.
Assembly programmers do it a byte at a time.
Assembly programmers only get a little bit to play with.
Astronauts do it in orbit.
Astronauts do it on re-entry.
Astronauts do it on the moon.
Astronomers can’t do it with the lights on.
Astronomers do it all night.
Astronomers do it from light-years away.
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Astronomers do it only at night.
Astronomers do it under the stars.
Astronauts do it weightlessly.
Astronomers do it whenever they can find a hole in the clouds.
Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus.
Astronomers do it with all the stars.
Astronomers do it with a big bang.
Astronomers do it with heavenly bodies.
Astronomers do it with long tubes.
Astronomers do it with stars.
Astronomers do it with their telescopes.
Astronomers do it with Uranus.
Astrophysicists do it with a big bang.
AT&T does it in long lines.
Attorneys make better motions.
Audio engineers do it with fidelity.
Auditors do it annually.
Auditors like to examine figures.
Australians do it down under.
Authors do it by rote.
Authors do it descriptively.
Auto makers do it with optional equipment.
Auto makers do it with standard equipment.
Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease.

For the rest of the alphabet:

http://www.joe-ks.com/Do_It_With.htm

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The obligatory one for this forum

"Author's do it with words"

And look at you being snarky on a legit question, because others have come here and linked blogs-not even theirs-that are relevant to erotica discussions and get the famous pictures of canned spam. or the "not supposed to link to other sites here" from some people.

Maybe that is the AH version of the GB's being rude to new posters.


And there's no me me me for me. I never link anything of mine here.

A poet friend of mine many years ago offered this in her collection ("Honey" by Claudia Lapp):

"Advice to poets: Don't leave the bed too soon; you can't come with words."

 

[JKendallDane]

I'll donate two from careers in a previous life:

Do it with a Realtor. They know their way around a bedroom

Do it with the pizza guy. He comes in less than 30 minutes but does it 10 times a night!



.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I did like Acupuncturists do it with a small prick!

How about:
Cat ladies do it with their pussy

 

[sr71plt]

I'm surprised you haven't come up already with "The careful do it with condoms."

 

[NaokoSmith]

Thanks for that one, Pilot!

I realised I missed a trick in my one. I should've written

Cat ladies do it with their pussy

LOL