Doing A Plane Jane

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

I don't know about any of you but I am damn tired of all these perfect women getting laid in the stories.

"Her perfect creamy white thighs, Perfect 38CC breasts with exceptional pink nipples with exactly perfect tips point upward." Sorry folks makes me want to puke.

I saw this quote in another posters sigline:

"The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty and to some one else if she is plain."
- Oscar Wilde

Screw Wilde. Not really, he'd like it too much and I don't swing that way. Anyway, How about some stories about rather plain women who turn out hotter then hell once you get them into bed. She may be enthusiastic, inventive, and willing to experiment in bed.

A couple of twists may be available to the writer. He becomes enamored of her and she turns him down because he is not inventive enough for her.

She gets out hand cuffs pert way through and cuffs him to the bed while saying I've never done this before but I masturbate to the idea every night.

It could also turn into a very loving relationship.

I'd do it myself but it would just reside with the other 40 or so unfinished stories in Word in my PC.

So for the guys haven't you ever walked into some event a private party or even a bar and seen a woman who was far from perfect who just exuded sex at least from your point of view. I sure have.

Thanks for reading.

Mike

 

[DarkBee]

Maybe you remember the quote from Revenge of the nerds? "We nerds have time to think about other things... like sex." So maybe a slightly geeky/nerdy girl, who turns out to be a demon in bed (in a good way).

 

[CzechCheck]

I'm curious to know what a CC cup size looks like.

 

[Great_Brit]

I'm curious to know what a CC cup size looks like.

http://www.bra-sizes.org/

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

I'm curious to know what a CC cup size looks like.

Yeah me too, now that I think about it. I am pretty sure I was thinking about DD cup which seems to be the standard in way too many stories.

Mike

 

[CzechCheck]

http://www.bra-sizes.org/

I'm curious to know what a CC cup size looks like.

Still no mention of a CC, and being a C cup I've never heard of one.

 

[CzechCheck]

Yeah me too, now that I think about it. I am pretty sure I was thinking about DD cup which seems to be the standard in way too many stories.

Mike

Ah. Now that I'm not sure of. I hit the BACK button and won't read a story if they describe a person by means of a "grocery list". (Meaning everything head to toe is separated by a comma and in one sentence.)

"My hot wife was 5' 9", 115 lbs, 36DD, shaved, blond-haired, blue-eyed, and at 40 looked every bit of 25."

^^^^ Biggest turn off is writing like the above. ^^^^

 

[Carnevil9]

My "Hand Job Slut" stories are about a very plain girl who makes the best of what she has.......Carney

 

[RicoLouis]

Still no mention of a CC, and being a C cup I've never heard of one.

CC is basically one inch bigger then a c a d cup would be two inches bigger, just means you got seven inches of boobs and not six inches. cc is that in between size. at least that is what I read.

Personally I don't like to use bra sizes in my story since I write from a guy pov and most guys don't actually know anything about cup size in real life and most women don't even know there real cup size and wear the wrong size bra. I prefer to say she had baseball, softball, or cantaloupe sized breast. I do tend to write women with big breast but also write them as slightly chubby or curvy.

 

[Experiencedguy]

I tend to agree with you. Some of the hottest stories on this site are average to attractive girls, with nice A B size tits, and an acceptable ass, and guys with average (5 - 6 inch) cocks. The super size are nice and enjoyable, but I prefer more real to life. Sorry all you BBW's, but you are just not my cup of tea. No insult intended - a marriage to one ruined me.

 

[PacoFear]

I don't know about any of you but I am damn tired of all these perfect women getting laid in the stories.

Amen. But that's probably also a sign that we've all read waaaay too much smut.

I've been working on a plain jane story on and off for awhile, but a lez version of one. She'll end up bedding the town hottie. Here's how my plain jane describes herself:

I pulled each bathing suit on and off several times before I settled on one and stared at myself dejectedly in the mirror. This was as good as it got. Fine, floppy, shoulder-length blonde hair that refused my daily styling hopes and a body that puberty, my fickle foe, departed before she’d done a proper job. I barely had hips much less boobs.

 

[lovecraft68]

I thinbk the stories that the "plain Jane" makes the most sense is Mother/son incest stories. I have read many where the mom is a hot Milf and the son is always surprised at just how hot mom is. These are the women to me who might have some extra curves or the tits are sagging a bit age is showing but in that scenario the son would not care he "loves: his mother.

I also have never heard of a CC. My wife was a D-cup lost some weight and is now a little small for the d-cup bras but is kind of spilling out a little in the c-cup there is no size in between.

On another spin. I being a, I would say average looking guy, am tired of the "super studs" that populate the site a well. Most main male charaters are ripped with huge cocks. maybe a story where two average people-the last two left sitting alone at a bar or club- hook up and find hot sex. becaue they are average they are very eager to please each other and have a hot time!

 

[millieteases]

maybe a story where two average people-the last two left sitting alone at a bar or club- hook up and find hot sex. becaue they are average they are very eager to please each other and have a hot time![/QUOTE]

A Better Place to Be...Harry Chapin

 

[NASCARaddicted]

what about some kind of fooling/cheating story.

There are 2 (maybe sisters or best friends). One is hot as hell, the other is average (or maybe even below average).

Ugly Betty wants to have sex, but either she is to insecure, or to shy to talk to guys. Or maybe she does, but she doesn't have a chance. So her beautiful girlfriend decides to help her.

She flirts with the guy and offers him a hot night full of sex. There is only one condition: the light will stay off, and no talking. The guy accepts.
So they enter the dark room, undress and fuck. Afterwards, the guy thinks this was the best sex he ever had. And the body of the girl also felt so great. Suddenly the light goes on. And instead of the hot girl, it is Ugly Betty, lying next to him, his cock still in her hand ...

 

[Great_Brit]

Still no mention of a CC, and being a C cup I've never heard of one.

Is this a CCC cup body?

 

[RicoLouis]

Is this a CCC cup body?

looks more like a bbb to me.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

can we go back to the original idea?

 

[culloden]

I don't think it's always necessary to give a detailed description of the character's bodies. Gender and approximate age are probably enough. That leaves the details to the reader's imagination, and, for example, doesn't alienate readers who aren't attracted to CC cup breasts.

 

[Carnevil9]

Good writing doesn't tell. It doesn't even show. It makes you feel. It gives just enough description that the reader can fill in the blanks with his own memories, his own experiences, his own cravings. That allows him to own it, and to buy into the story with a passion that will not be denied.

 

[Great_Brit]

Good writing ... gives just enough description that the reader can fill in the blanks ...

That's why radio plays are so much more evocative than cinema or TV. Stories should be the same.

Orson Welles' War of the Worlds scared Americans half to death because it was on radio. Every film based on H.G.Wells original has utterly unbelievable Martians (even Tripods).

 

[PerilEyes]

For a sec I thought the title was a play on words and the idea was about joining the Mile High Club with a girl named Jane. It'd be cool if she still plain though.