Dogs With Ice Cream Headaches: America's Hidden Shame

[shereads]

This topic has been ignored for too long.

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[Virtual_Burlesque]

shereads,

Your talents are being wasted here at Literotica. You should be working in program development at FOX-TV.

That would, unfortunately, place you in an unpalatable proximity to Rupert Murdock, so, under the present circumstances, you are probably best off here where you are appreciated.

 

[shereads]

We are all in closer proximity to Rupert Murdoch than we might like.

My mom, age 79, just recently discovered Fox News (recommended by her son-in-law) and pronounced it "a really good news show." She thinks I should try it.

Kill me.

 

[SnoopDog]

How did you know I had ice-cream today???

Snoopy

 

[minsue]

I must admit, it's been months and I still burst into tears over the death of my dog for the silliest reasons. You just brought a smile though, Sher. She loved these:

http://i2.peapod.com/c/CV/CVAHR.jpg

And, yes, she would get ice cream headaches.

TY

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Dogs With Ice Cream Headaches: America's Hidden Shame

My dog is also a fan of these. That's what inspired the thread. She used to patiently lick the frozen stuff out of the plastic cup while I held it for her. Today she tore the cup out of my hand, squished it between her teeth until the icy goop came out, and then swallowed the frozen stuff in two big greedy bites. The first bite made her smile. The second bite made her eyes bug out and her hair stand on end and her lips curl. It was an ice cream headache, no doubt about it.

She blamed me. I could tell by the way she glared at me when her face un-froze.

I must admit, it's been months and I still burst into tears over the death of my dog for the silliest reasons. You just brought a smile though, Sher. She loved these:

http://i2.peapod.com/c/CV/CVAHR.jpg

And, yes, she would get ice cream headaches.

TY

 

[minsue]

Re: Re: Re: Dogs With Ice Cream Headaches: America's Hidden Shame

ROFL

Sounds about right

My dog used to also have the same problem with popsicles. I would share my popsicles with her, with the added bonus of completely disgusting anyone around , but if it broke then she would immediately down the big ol' chunk of ice that would inevitably end up on the kitchen floor. It would always take a second before the bulging eyeballs indicating the ice cream headache. You'd think she'd learn.

My dog is also a fan of these. That's what inspired the thread. She used to patiently lick the frozen stuff out of the plastic cup while I held it for her. Today she tore the cup out of my hand, squished it between her teeth until the icy goop came out, and then swallowed it in two big greedy frozen bites. The first bite made her smile. The second bite made her eyes bug out and her hair stand on end and her lips curl. It was an ice cream headache, no doubt about it.

She blamed me. I could tell by the way she glared at me when her face un-froze.

 

[psychocatblah]

That's why cats rule.

 

[SnoopDog]

That's why cats rule.

You better take this back.

Cats are selfish, mean, ignorant, deceiving, naughty, freaky little furballs.

Snoopy, woof

 

[psychocatblah]

Not only am I not going to take it back, I'm adding to it!

Cats rule, dogs drool!

Nyah nyah nyah!

 

[SnoopDog]

Not only am I not going to take it back, I'm adding to it!

Cats rule, dogs drool!

Nyah nyah nyah!

You want a cats vs. dogs fight here ?

Snoopy

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey Psychocat,
Missed you, nice to see you back.

 

[psychocatblah]

You want a cats vs. dogs fight here ?

Snoopy

Haha Bring it on, baby!

Naa... I go both ways. I like dogs AND cats. But shhh... it's a secret.

 

[psychocatblah]

Hey Psychocat,
Missed you, nice to see you back.

Aww thanks! I feel loved! I think I just got a little turned off with the rampaging of trolls for a bit, I thought I'd test the waters again, see if things had chilled any.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Aww thanks! I feel loved! I think I just got a little turned off with the rampaging of trolls for a bit, I thought I'd test the waters again, see if things had chilled any.

It's not too bad, we have some of the usual stuff, political and religious war, complete and utter nonsense. I think Elvis was sighted once.
Glad your back, stick around sweets.
~A~

 

[SnoopDog]

Haha Bring it on, baby!

Naa... I go both ways. I like dogs AND cats. But shhh... it's a secret.

I won't tell anybody, I promise.

Snoopy

 

[psychocatblah]

It's not too bad, we have some of the usual stuff, political and religious war, complete and utter nonsense. I think Elvis was sighted once.
Glad your back, stick around sweets.
~A~

Hah, you know the shame of it is, I enjoy discussing religion and political things. They just get so barbed so quickly online. I guess that's what happens when when you don't really have to worry about seeing someone in person. Pity.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I won't tell anybody, I promise...

I WILL!

I have caught your act before.

http://www.dogsinthenews.com/issues/0105/pictures/tricks.gif

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey! Wasn't that your opening act in Vegas???