Dogs are masochists, cats are sadists.

Ishmael

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Of course there are the exceptions to the role. but overall I think I have it spot on.

Soooooo, are you a dog?

Ishmael
 
Dogs are from Mars, cats are from Venus, humans are from Uranus. None of us really belong here.
 
If you die on the kitchen floor, a cat will eat you. So, I guess- cat.
 
Nothing is 100% in this world but dogs, no matter how badly they're treated, will come back for more. As a matter of fact some will purposely misbehave because it gets them attention. In BDSM terms they'll 'Top from the Bottom."

A cat treated similarly will just pack it's shit and leave.

Ishmael
 
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Cats, on the other hand, are of a different mind if you haven't driven then away.

How many times have you been ignored............until you're on the phone"

A cat will bitch to get out, then when you open the door sit and 'think' about it awhile.

Call a cat if there's no food involved and see what happens.. And even if you have food, if they're not hungry.........good luck.

Put a leash on a cat and see what happens.

Ishmael
 
The cat keeps the house free of bugs.
The dog keeps the yard free of neighbor kids and deer.

A well oiled machine.
 
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