Dogs are masochists, cats are sadists.

[Ishmael]

Of course there are the exceptions to the role. but overall I think I have it spot on.

Soooooo, are you a dog?

Ishmael

 

[Ms_Ann]

Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I can only choose dog or cat?

 

[Ishmael]

Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages.

And th3 zoo keeper is very fond of Rum.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

I can only choose dog or cat?

Going with switch hitter?

Ishmael

 

[KingOrfeo]

Dogs are from Mars, cats are from Venus, humans are from Uranus. None of us really belong here.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Going with switch hitter?

Ishmael

Maybe

But there's also squirrels

 

[Ishmael]

Maybe

But there's also squirrels

Hoarders and poor pets. Impossible to house break.

Ishmael

 

[Ms_Ann]

If you die on the kitchen floor, a cat will eat you. So, I guess- cat.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Hoarders and poor pets. Impossible to house break.

Ishmael

Then I pick squirrel!!

 

[Ishmael]

If you die on the kitchen floor, a cat will eat you. So, I guess- cat.

So a blow job is out of the question then.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

Then I pick squirrel!!

How many potato's you got left over from last year?

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

How many potato's you got left over from last year?

Ishmael

Sadly, the last year's tater crop was less than optimal.

 

[Ishmael]

Sadly, the last year's tater crop was less than optimal.

No left overs huh?

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

No left overs huh?

Ishmael

nope, nary a one.

 

[Ishmael]

nope, nary a one.

It's a two box year then.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

Nothing is 100% in this world but dogs, no matter how badly they're treated, will come back for more. As a matter of fact some will purposely misbehave because it gets them attention. In BDSM terms they'll 'Top from the Bottom."

A cat treated similarly will just pack it's shit and leave.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

It's a two box year then.

Ishmael

Yes, it may well be. but I think they need to be moved to a different location.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Nothing is 100% in this world but dogs, no matter how badly they're treated, will come back for more. As a matter of fact some will purposely misbehave because it gets them attention. In BDSM terms they'll 'Top from the Bottom."

A cat treated similarly will just pack it's shit and leave.

Ishmael

And a squirrel will just steal your food

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[Ishmael]

And a squirrel will just steal your food

At what point does diet become starvation?

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

At what point does diet become starvation?

Ishmael

Tis why squirrels hoard

 

[Ishmael]

Cats, on the other hand, are of a different mind if you haven't driven then away.

How many times have you been ignored............until you're on the phone"

A cat will bitch to get out, then when you open the door sit and 'think' about it awhile.

Call a cat if there's no food involved and see what happens.. And even if you have food, if they're not hungry.........good luck.

Put a leash on a cat and see what happens.

Ishmael

 

[Saint Peter]

The cat keeps the house free of bugs.
The dog keeps the yard free of neighbor kids and deer.

A well oiled machine.

 

[Liar]

The cat keeps the house free of bugs.
The dog keeps the yard free of neighbor kids and deer.

A well oiled machine.

I need to upgrade my cat.