Dogs are disgusting!

[MissMaidenMinx]

Whenever my cat uses his litter tray and I don't notice and scoop it immediately, my dog always eats it before I get the chance to scoop. How do I know? Because the fucking disgusting animal always removes it from the tray and only eats half of it and then comes out smelling of shit.
Why on earth do dogs do this? *shudders*

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.veterinarypartner.com/Content.plx?A=1474

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Then, the chickens eat the dog crap...

 

[CandiCame]

That's gross. Sparks used to do that. I beat the shit out of him every time I stopped him and he either stopped doing it, or stopped doing it when I would be home. So I guess my question is, "Have you tried beating his ass"?

 

[Comshaw]

Two Texans were sitting on their porch watching their old hound dog lick his balls.

"I wished I could do that." Drawled one.

"I bet ifin' you pet him real good first he'll letcha'." drawled the other.





Comshaw

 

[torchthebitch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggaWaK5d23Y

 

[bronzeage]

Whenever my cat uses his litter tray and I don't notice and scoop it immediately, my dog always eats it before I get the chance to scoop. How do I know? Because the fucking disgusting animal always removes it from the tray and only eats half of it and then comes out smelling of shit.
Why on earth do dogs do this? *shudders*

I once used this sort of thing in management training classes.

Q.: Why is it so hard to stop a dog from eating shit?

A: Because no one has any idea why a dog eats shit. It's a great way to start a discussion about dealing with people when you don't understand their motivation.

Then, someone had an answer. Dogs are scavengers by nature and will eat anything that smells like meat. Putrid meat is okay with them. They don't have human sensibilities.

I still use the question because most people don't know this.

 

[Killswitch]

They eat cat poop because they look like tootsie rolls.

Everyone knows this.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

That's gross. Sparks used to do that. I beat the shit out of him every time I stopped him and he either stopped doing it, or stopped doing it when I would be home. So I guess my question is, "Have you tried beating his ass"?

My dog;


- Jumps the fence to go shit in the woods instead of my back yard
- Without having a leash on, will not leave my side when we go for a walk.
- Leaves the room when people are eating
- Will bark exactly once when someone approaches the front door
- and many additional positive behaviors

Not once have a "beat the shit out of him"

Just saying........

Next time you go buy some drugs, I hope the cops catch you and "beat the shit out of you". Maybe you learn like your dog?

 

[chillywilly2]

My dog;


- Jumps the fence to go shit in the woods instead of my back yard
- Without having a leash on, will not leave my side when we go for a walk.
- Leaves the room when people are eating
- Will bark exactly once when someone approaches the front door
- and many additional positive behaviors

Not once have a "beat the shit out of him"

Just saying........

Next time you go buy some drugs, I hope the cops catch you and "beat the shit out of you". Maybe you learn like your dog?

how high is the fence

 

[Tryharder62]

After the cat poop:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=7AX4uGDoT7g&NR=1

 

[Wings]

I agree with Vat, don't beat your dog. Fear is not a proper training technique. And if you use clumping litter you could be putting yourself in line for some pretty hefty vet fees if your dog gets sick. The new-fangled litter is certainly not safe for any animal to eat.

I have 4 cats and a dog, the only way I got around this issue was to cut a cat door in my laundry room and put the litter boxes in there. Voila, no more dog nosing for "treats". If you can't do that, invest in a litter box with a door. Anything to discourage the dog.

 

[chillywilly2]

Gotta love when the dog comes licking your face after munching on cat shit

 

[Wings]

I don't think the dog would go after the litter after the last time she got her pitbull butt kicked by my old man cat. He was not having her around his private time so she doesn't even glance that way when I'm in there doing laundry.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

how high is the fence

Just 4ft.

 

[chillywilly2]

Just 4ft.

not bad...wouldn't want him to catch his nuts on it on the way over.

I had a Weimaraner that would jump anything...crazy animal

 

[zipman]

My dog;


- Jumps the fence to go shit in the woods instead of my back yard
- Without having a leash on, will not leave my side when we go for a walk.
- Leaves the room when people are eating
- Will bark exactly once when someone approaches the front door
- and many additional positive behaviors

Not once have a "beat the shit out of him"

Just saying........

Next time you go buy some drugs, I hope the cops catch you and "beat the shit out of you". Maybe you learn like your dog?

My behaves incredibly well all the time and I have never, ever raised a hand to him.

People that beat dogs are scumbags.

 

[CHNOPS]

The important question is: what happened to all the white dog poop?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

My behaves incredibly well all the time and I have never, ever raised a hand to him.

People that beat dogs are scumbags.

Yep.

Mine only acts out if there is a reason... I hit happy hour and end up not coming home till 2am and he has not eaten his dinner.....

I can expect a TV remote to have been chewed in to a hundred pieces. It is his way of telling me I am a asshole.

I let him slide with a "did you do that?". He tucks his tail and sulks off.

 

[Laurel]

When I was a kid, we had a little cockapoo who loved us more than anything. He was an outside dog, but one day we accidentally left him in the house while we were out for 5 hours. Came home to find that he'd made a little poo on the mat in front of the back door - literally as close to outside as he could possibly be. He was standing next to it with his tail between his legs like, "I tried! I really did!" My dad still hit him, hard. The memory still kills me.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Anyone who beats on an animal for any other reason than self defense, esp a trusting pet of all fucking things should have their fucking ass kicked by some 6'6" 300lb UFC fighter just so they know how it feels to be helpless and having their ass kicked.

Fucking scum bags....

 

[islandman]

That's gross. Sparks used to do that. I beat the shit out of him every time I stopped him and he either stopped doing it, or stopped doing it when I would be home. So I guess my question is, "Have you tried beating his ass"?

Here's hoping someone does the very same to you.

Every year on your birthday.

For the rest of your miserable life.

 

[CHNOPS]

Anyone who beats on an animal for any other reason than self defense, esp a trusting pet of all fucking things should have their fucking ass kicked by some 6'6" 300lb UFC fighter just so they know how it feels to be helpless and having their ass kicked.

Fucking scum bags....

If you want to talk about whatever it is you're overcompensating for, we're here to listen.

 

[JohnnySavage]

cockapoo is what you get from anal

 

[CHNOPS]

cockapoo is what you get from anal

Or in your case, what the other guy gets.