Dogma (check OOC before joining in)

[hybirdx]

*In heaven, one year after Barnoldbee and Lokie's Ateempt to re enter heaven*

"You know what to do?"

"Yes..."

"Good, you know if word spreads out to the other angle's..."

"I am aware of the consiquinces"

"Oh and one more thing, if that foul mouth shit gives you any trouble"

"I know how to deal with him! After all, you wouldn't of have told me unless I knew how to deal with him!"

"Oh yeah.... Well? what are you waiting for!?! A kiss good bye? GO!"

 

[hybirdx]

"Shmoking weed, toking weed, who's Got the blunts? we got the blunts!"

Mean while, in a small part of Jearsy, two pot heads were doing the usaul singing there favorite song when.....


Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrom, WHAM!

"What the fuck was that?" Jay got up from his wall leaning position "Dude lets go check it out! It may be that swab mo fo Rufus!"

 

[poohlive]

There was a slight breeze, as it shifted the coat tails of his trenchcoat. Bob sniffed at the morning air, nodding to himself that this might indeed be a good day.
Apart from the coat, he had only a regular shirt, and jeans, and the trademark hat that was on backwards. It was a signal to all the fine ladies out there that he was single again.
Of course, when Jay suggested they go check out a noise, he looked at the man with a raised eyebrow. It wasn't like Jay to just lunge off to do something. Must be something up.
He shrugged his shoulders, putting his hands back into the deep trenchcoat pockets, and followed to investigate.

 

[gohan18]

"What the Fuck, not agian". I was once again lying face down butt naked in the middle of the road. Well I was here to do a job. As I am getting up I notice two famialr faces walking toward me. I hope the brough something for me to wear.

 

[hybirdx]

As Jay slowed down he saw an small crater, big enough for an humman, and saw Rufus "Man I told you it was Rufus! Here, give me the bag filled with cloths" As bob gave Jay the clothing, another loud crash hits about twenty feet from them "What the fuck is going on!? Falling Angle's day!?!"

*not far from Rufus's landing*

"Oh shit" As the figure stood up, he yelled at the sky "What the fuck was that for!? I told you I wasn't hitting on her! And you took my cloths!? FUCK!!!"

 

[chewbacca71]

The Metetron

The Metetron, Alan, looked over at GOD. "Was that the right thing to do? To send Martin down to see those mortals again. Think of all the trouble they got into the last time. I have an idea that you may like. How about if I send Serendipity to observe what is going on to make sure they do not get into trouble again? That is fine with you ? Excellent, I will send a messenger to get her. You there, yes you, stop watching that person in the shower and go get the Muse for me. Now I said, I dont have all day to look at the back of your sorry head. Ok, I will bring her back her to talk with you, GOD, before she goes down to Earth. "

 

[hybirdx]

"For Crying out loud! When a white man makes an mistake, you let him off easy! When a brother makes an mistake, you send him down to earth without any cloths!" As the angle got up, he saw one of his old friends running to him "Perfect...... Found one of them without walking embarassed!"

"Hey are you al- HOLY SHIT! MARTIN!?!"

"Say it don't, spray it!" As martin rubed his eyes, a pair of pants and a shirt fell on his head. "WHAT? NO BELT!?!"

 

[poohlive]

Bob looked in the laundry bag, passing crusty underwear and old shirts from J.C. Penny. Nothing seemed small enough or short enough to be considered a belt.
Looking at the weird man, he had to shake his head. Belts usually aren't laundered anyway, doesn't seem like a reason for there to be one in here.
Of course, with Jay, one never could tell. One time he tried to put his favorite hat in the wash. That was a mistake. Ruined the whole hat, and he had to go buy a new one. He still holds it from time to time, trying to use jedi powers to fix it.
It hasn't changed yet.
Well, perhaps the top is a little less faded away. Yes, it's small but noticable.
Such an interesting reunion, and outside the Circle K too. Looks like trouble was brewing on the horizon.

 

[Khadgar]

Loki

Loki opened his eyes. wait a sec, he had eyes? and they could open? he looked up to see God. God smiled at him and turned it's head. Loki looked to where God was looking. Bartelbe? "shit man, what are we doing here? aren't we.... gone"

God smiled wider and spoke. "Remember that to make gods word fallable is to destroy the universe? and well if you're banished for eternity to Wisconsin, and you're seriously dead, then you're not in Wisconsin are you? so get back down there! here, i know that maybe it was a little harsh, you don't HAVE to stay in Wisconsin, but no destroying the bible anymore! oh, and it's good to see you're back into evil slaying Loki. maybe not methods i would use, but what am i doing complaining. now no more BSing! get back to earth!"


BAM! Loki saw white. a comforting white, a fluffy white. then tyhe white was gone, and he realized that those were clouds. and what was below him, were skyscrapers. "AHHHHHHHH" wings wings! she MUST have made them agles, not mortals. "COME ON WINGS!!!" they opened and Loki slowed his descent, stopping on the street he took a deep breath. Banishment never felt so good!

several shrieks and stares later, "Awww SHIT. no frickin' clothes!"
Loki looked down, and yeah. well, you don't want to go there, but yeah. lets just say, it was depressing, like it always was.

"come on man, lets get some clothes...."

 

[Angelus]

Bartelby looked around, shook his head and then said, "Awww shit man will you shut up. I have got a stinking headache that will just not quit."

He then heard something about clothes and he heard the scream and turned to look at the woman standing there looking at him. He smiled at her before he realized what she was screaming at, him. He looked down and saw that God had been truly vengeful this time and had dumped him back on Earth; in the middle of a crowded sidewalk with no clothes on. He heard Loki's voice and when he turned to see where he was he saw the retreating form of his best friend as he took of down the street.

He decided that it would be best to go the same way that Loki was running and get some clothes before he was arrested for indecent exposure- which was something that he didn't want to happen on his first day back on Earth.

 

[gohan18]

Rufus

"Why does it seem that everytime I fall you numbskulls are always around" I look around and see the other crater. "I guess she thought the more people the better", I say as a zip up my fly. "Well now all we have to do is wait to see who else is going to be falling from heaven", I think to myself. Looking around I can tell that something is really wrong. It's almost like an outstanding amount of concentrted evil. I can't pinpoint it but I can tell it's going to be trouble.

 

[ARaynes]

Crysilus

I had been in the convience store trying to get something to eat from the clerk. He didn't seem to budge when I tried telling him that I needed a job and couldn't pay in cash, but I could wash floors or something. Bastard!

This was one hell of a day. Yesterday my parents told me how I was some kind of angel that had yet to gain her wings and then today I go into a store only to get harrassed by some jerkwad outside. His "Snoochie boochies" really creeped me out. He needed to learn manors.

I was walking out of the door when something huge fell from the sky. I had heard about toilets getting flushed up from space, so I stood there in awe of the "shit" literally flying.

But that is when I saw that whatever had fell was actually moving. It was some african man, then another, getting up and talking to that stupid stoner. I blinked, even rubbed my eyes not believing what I was seeing.

Running over to the stoner and the now dressed black man I asked, "What the HELL is this?? You just fell from the ...." My words drifted off as I thought about what my father had said.

"I was an angel that fell from Heaven wishing to know what Earth was all about. I was hurting and pained, but luckily I fell or you would have never been born.

"Are you .....angels?" I asked.

 

[gohan18]

Rufus

"Hell no, Have you ever heard of a black angel", I say as I look at the women before me. 'I am a disciple of Jesus", I can see the look on her face change oddly."Don't say it I have already heard it before, there were no black disciples in the bible.I know who you are so I will introduce myself, my name is Rufus".

 

[poohlive]

He looked around, already seeing that people were beginning to look on the odd scene. With clothing finally on their back, he moved over to the new girl, who surpisingly already knew what was going on.
Rufus had decided to give her his already famous speech already, so Bob jumped in to save her. He put himself between them, and motioned to the very attractive red head. He made it clear she could see his hand open and close, motioning that this guy could literally talk your ear off.
Then, he turned back to the guys, ready to make this a more private matter. He motioned for an alley not too far away where perhaps some things could be explained without the whole town trying to get involved.

 

[ARaynes]

Crysilus

I couldn't help myself as Rufus made his schpeal. The chubby guy, who was rather attractive in that silent type of way, motioned to say Rufus talked too much and then for us to move.

Rufus had said he knew me though. How? I didn't really know what he was talking about. "How do you know me?" I asked, walking towards the ally that the guy had motioned us to. "I have never met you before."

 

[gohan18]

Rufus

"Well here is the condensed version. You were born of a fallen angel and a women here on earth. Now since this happened you have been chosen to play apart in saving the world. Also because of how you were born you will sprout wings on your 18th birthday." I finally step back and take a deep breath."Bob i wish you would teach jay to take a shower, man he stinks"

 

[ARaynes]

Crysilus

My mind was boggled. Daddy had been saying the truth. He was an angel. I was going to grow wings? My birthday was only three days away!

"What if I don't want to grow wings? I am not the angel that people think I am. I haven't done anything good. What am I supposed to do to help? I don't know anything about what is going on!"

I stopped myself from rambling more. "I am sorry." I stepped away from the skinny kid, his odor about to push us from the alleyway. Trash never smelt that bad.

 

[hybirdx]

"Aw geez man! when was the last time you took a shower!?!"

"Uh.... Last night?" Whap! Jay was instantly hit upside the head by Bob. "OK OK LAST WEEK!Happy!?!"

"I knew it..... hmmmmm lets see." Martin looked in his pockets, franticly looking for something "What the hell are you looking for?"

"My emergency weapon, ah! Here it is!" Martin pulled out an super soaker that seemed to be filled with some type of liquid "I strongly sudgest that you stand still"

"Wha-what the hell is that!?" Martin didn't answere for an second pumping the water gun "oh just a few mixes of deoderant, colonge, perfume, sope and water!" Out of nowhere Jay makes a straight dash out of the ally "3...2...1" CRASH!!!" I knew it, he fell!"

After soaking Jay with every drop of the liquid, Martin turned around "now, what were we talking about?"

 

[poohlive]

Jay couldn't help but smile at the few people who still looked curiously at the odd group in the alley way. An old couple, looking at them. Some old guy with a broom at the end of the street seemed to be about ready to call the police.
Quickly, he swirled his finger around his head, making a small joke that all these people were crazy, before going back to them all.
In fact, it wasn't that far from the truth. Angels, destinies, weird women who happened to be connected to it all. It was enough to make a silent chubby trench coat wearing man cry out in frustration.
He didn't, however.
Instead, Bob leaned back against the brick wall on the side of the alley, kicked a few scrumpled newspapers away from him, and listened intently at the conversation at hand.
It didn't seem like there was much for him to involve in the conversation, simply that they were needed for something again. That was all he needed to know, just had to wait for everyone else to get up to speed.

 

[hybirdx]

Marin turned to the girl. "I don't really know if you can stop the wings, but there is an chance






****Jay****

"Son of a bitch!!!" Jay got up looking for an hose or something to wash himself off "Next time warn me! Lousy ass hole...."

 

[chewbacca71]

The metetron

The metetron looks over at God. "Ok, so maybe the muse is already with them. I will go and have a look around and see if those brain dead prophets have a clue as to what is going on. Ok, well, one of them is brain dead. I am on my way. No, I will not bring you back a candy necklace like you won the last time you played skeeball. Ok, Ok, I will, I promise. A diety with a sweet tooth, I have seen it all. " The Metetron nods over at God and extends his wings, preparing to fly down to earth.