Dogleg

[shereads]

Yikes.

http://www.whoomp.com/articles/145/1/Dog's-leg-attacks

 

[McKenna]

I think the dog is possessed.

 

[elsol]

I've seen my housemate's dog do the same thing to his tail.

It's absolutely fascinating.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Guest]

just as there are special children....there are special dogs....
i say we chip in for a helmet and a trip on the blue bus.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Time for me to build another cart?

 

[Guest]

Time for me to build another cart?

you dont mind, do you darling?

 

[minsue]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I think I'll do both.

 

[shereads]

I think the dog is possessed.

I think his leg really is trying to steal the bone. Notice how it keeps sneaking up on him?

I hope the leg doesn't torment him like that all the time. Following him constantly, violating his privacy...

 

[shereads]

I've seen my housemate's dog do the same thing to his tail.

It's absolutely fascinating.

Sincerely,
ElSol

Are you certain it's the dog's fault and not aggression by the tail?

 

[elsol]

Are you certain it's the dog's fault and not aggression by the tail?

Hmmm... I've never seen the tail do anything against the dog... but now that I think about my dog also attacks that tail.

I think you've hit the nail on the head... the tail is picking fights with both dogs.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[McKenna]

I think his leg really is trying to steal the bone. Notice how it keeps sneaking up on him?

I hope the leg doesn't torment him like that all the time. Following him constantly, violating his privacy...

I wonder what the leg does when he's trying to take a pee.

 

[shereads]

I wonder what the leg does when he's trying to take a pee.

Races back to the house to grab the bone?

 

[elsol]

I'm sure a deeply religious person with mastubatory tendencies behaves the same way.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[shereads]

I'm sure a deeply religious person with mastubatory tendencies behaves the same way.

Sincerely,
ElSol

That's why God modified our canine teeth.

 

[minsue]

I'm sure a deeply religious person with mastubatory tendencies behaves the same way.

Sincerely,
ElSol

Brilliant!

 

[shereads]

My dog's left-rear leg stole Squeaky President Bush's Head! One of the other legs created a distraction.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Are you certain it's the dog's fault and not aggression by the tail?

Yeah. I've known some pretty aggressive tails. But that's another tale.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[shereads]

Yeah. I've known some pretty aggressive tails. But that's another tale.

Rumple Foreskin

Is that you in your AV? You're awfully cute, but I don't think you can be Patriarch anymore.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Is that you in your AV? You're awfully cute, but I don't think you can be Patriarch anymore.

Shereads! I'm shocked! Shocked, you hear. I'm mean, that sounds like a flagrant case of overt gender determinate discrimination to me.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[shereads]

Shereads! I'm shocked! Shocked, you hear. I'm mean, that sounds like a flagrant case of overt gender determinate discrimination to me.

Rumple Foreskin

It is definitely discriminatory. I'm not myself when I get around you pornographers.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

It is definitely discriminatory. I'm not myself when I get around you pornographers.

Flattery will get you everything.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[shereads]

Flattery will get you everything.

Rumple Foreskin

That's a good-sized pumpkin you've got there. I like a nice, firm goard that looks happy to see me.

Omigod. How can I have thoughts like that when that poor dog is trying to fend off an attack by his own body?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

That's a good-sized pumpkin you've got there. I like a nice, firm goard that looks happy to see me.

Omigod. How can I have thoughts like that when that poor dog is trying to fend off an attack by his own body?

For shame, you cold, heartless, insensitive wench. Keep this up and you'll find yourself on the NRA mailing list.

Rumple (rebuking) Foreskin

 

[shereads]

For shame, you cold, heartless, insensitive wench. Keep this up and you'll find yourself on the NRA mailing list.

Rumple (rebuking) Foreskin

As long as I'm not in their crosshairs.

 

[Guest]

As long as I'm not in their crosshairs.

I believe that's the same thing.