dog and pony show

[honeylick]

c'mon... i'm not amused by today's selection of page 1 threads... let's spin the wheel again folks.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Do you know how nervous I get when I see the words 'dog' and 'pony' in a Lit thread title?

I'm pretty bored myself...what kind of thread would you like to see?

 

[Vinny]

spin my wheel baby. You are hot and sexy

 

[J.B.]

Trick Pony? Huh?

 

[HotCrossBuns]

We know your a dog, but wheres the pony?

 

[RegisteredTroll]

Who the fuck cares whether you are amused or not?

 

[HotCrossBuns]

Who the fuck cares whether you are amused or not?

Yeah, what they said.

 

[Freya]

We know your a dog, but wheres the pony?

Idiot.


You know, no matter how many times people say spelling/grammar is irrelevant, insults just look lame and stupid with words spelled wrong. Of course, this insult was lame and stupid on its own, but...


Hey sweet honey.

 

[RegisteredTroll]

Lookie its the queen of rules.

 

[ithaqua]

You know, sometimes I am down right embarrassed to share the Y chromosome.

Hi Honey

 

[honeylick]

Do you know how nervous I get when I see the words 'dog' and 'pony' in a Lit thread title?

I'm pretty bored myself...what kind of thread would you like to see?

i could have put 'mind shattering climax capped off with a golden shower'... but that's your thing, not mine. -smirk-

yanno... i'm not quite sure what i want to see... surprise me.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

i could have put 'mind shattering climax capped off with a golden shower'... but that's your thing, not mine. -smirk-

yanno... i'm not quite sure what i want to see... surprise me.

The memory of a Lit woman is long...and I swear, that kink is reserved for Rubyfruit, honest!!

I'll do the best I can to 'amuse' you, but no promises...

 

[RegisteredTroll]

How about a picture of the real you? Where you aren't trying to pass?

 

[HotCrossBuns]

You know, sometimes I am down right embarrassed to share the Y chromosome.

Hi Honey

I would be too, if I were you.

 

[honeylick]

hiya s... how is my fave canadian hussy?
-kiss-


ithaqua, s'ok... men get a little grumpy when deprived of regular sexual release. someone isn't getting a reach-around when taking it up the ass...

 

[honeylick]

How about a picture of the real you? Where you aren't trying to pass?

come again?

 

[Freya]

hiya s... how is my fave canadian hussy?
-kiss-

She's damn good today - especially since I've been promoted to queen now. Yay me!

How's you?

 

[peachykeen]

Looky looky, new names for my not-so-exlusive ignore collection!

How almost but not quite exciting.

 

[RegisteredTroll]

you'd know, crackho

 

[honeylick]

She's damn good today - especially since I've been promoted to queen now. Yay me!

How's you?

i'm alternating between rain and sunshine.

queen, huh? i missed the coronation, dammit!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

hey dumbass, that would be the real her.

Beautiful, ain't she.

 

[RegisteredTroll]

come again?

what part was difficult for you to understand? i know the ghetto schools are bad but that was simple.

 

[RegisteredTroll]

hey dumbass, that would be the real her.

Beautiful, ain't she.

compared to you dogshit it beautiful so i guess she is.

 

[honeylick]

what part was difficult for you to understand? i know the ghetto schools are bad but that was simple.

well you know us ghetto children... we need things spelled out

 

[Ms_Lilith]

compared to you dogshit it beautiful so i guess she is.

well I'm glad we could agree on something.

Honeylick is beautiful.