Doesn't time fly when.......

Essa said:
I thought I'd give the place a spring clean while we await her return ;)

You could take my pinny and rinse it out for me thank you :kiss: but be aware Lm will still be attached to it :D


Having LM attached is hardly a drawback, now is it?

I shall have to be careful about water temperature, though. Something close to 98.6 might be in order.

Although a quick dip in chill water does tend to produce an interesting physiological response. :devil:
 
zukethecuke said:
Having LM attached is hardly a drawback, now is it?

I shall have to be careful about water temperature, though. Something close to 98.6 might be in order.

Although a quick dip in chill water does tend to produce an interesting physiological response. :devil:

Ahem, are you suggesting giving me a cold rinse?? :D
 
zukethecuke said:
Having LM attached is hardly a drawback, now is it?

I shall have to be careful about water temperature, though. Something close to 98.6 might be in order.

Although a quick dip in chill water does tend to produce an interesting physiological response. :devil:

It certainly is not, but I imagine when you dip her in the cold water the reaction she gives might not be the reaction you expect :D
 
Essa said:
It certainly is not, but I imagine when you dip her in the cold water the reaction she gives might not be the reaction you expect :D


Well, now, the emotional response to a cold dip is widely variable, but the physiological response of the female body to such stimuli is wonderfully predictable.

Why, I remember one time.....
 
zukethecuke said:
Well, now, the emotional response to a cold dip is widely variable, but the physiological response of the female body to such stimuli is wonderfully predictable.

Why, I remember one time.....


*pulls up chair* please continue....
 
Right you lot I'm off, last one out lock the door and don't forget the dusting :D

Have fun :kiss: :rose:
 
Essa said:
*pulls up chair* please continue....


Some years ago now -- all the good stuff was some years ago now -- I was leaning against the bar at my favorite establishment.

It was summer, maybe nine or ten in the evening, and this place had a beer garden. Now why anyone wants to drink outside with the mosquitos and junebugs is a mystery to me, but lots of folks do. And on this occasion a women's softball team was out in the beer garden celebrating a victory. (Or maybe celebrating a loss; the beer tastes the same.) They'd looked pretty nice trooping past me on their way through the barroom to the garden -- all in red shorts and white teeshirts with their sponsor's name (a local insurance agency) printed on them.

Anyway, it was hot and muggy (welcome to the Midwest), a thunderstorm rolling in off the prairie, and suddenly there's a flash of lightening and crash of thunder and the sky just opens up with big, fat, ice-cold raindrops.

Lots of shrieks and squeals and as sudden as the first flash of lightening there's a crash as the door from the beer garden bursts open and the women's softball team streams inside -- the most amazing parade of erect nipples I've ever seen in my life. The bartender and I were frozen in admiration.
 
zukethecuke said:
Some years ago now -- all the good stuff was some years ago now -- I was leaning against the bar at my favorite establishment.

It was summer, maybe nine or ten in the evening, and this place had a beer garden. Now why anyone wants to drink outside with the mosquitos and junebugs is a mystery to me, but lots of folks do. And on this occasion a women's softball team was out in the beer garden celebrating a victory. (Or maybe celebrating a loss; the beer tastes the same.) They'd looked pretty nice trooping past me on their way through the barroom to the garden -- all in red shorts and white teeshirts with their sponsor's name (a local insurance agency) printed on them.

Anyway, it was hot and muggy (welcome to the Midwest), a thunderstorm rolling in off the prairie, and suddenly there's a flash of lightening and crash of thunder and the sky just opens up with big, fat, ice-cold raindrops.

Lots of shrieks and squeals and as sudden as the first flash of lightening there's a crash as the door from the beer garden bursts open and the women's softball team streams inside -- the most amazing parade of erect nipples I've ever seen in my life. The bartender and I were frozen in admiration.

First thing...how come all the good stuff was years ago?

Yep we women do have our uses you know :D

Anyways I'm off to do motherly things :rolleyes: take care :kiss:
 
Essa said:
First thing...how come all the good stuff was years ago?

Yep we women do have our uses you know :D

Anyways I'm off to do motherly things :rolleyes: take care :kiss:


All the good stuff was years ago because I've lived so damned long! :cool:


Mother well! :rose:
 
zukethecuke said:
All the good stuff was years ago because I've lived so damned long! :cool:


Mother well! :rose:

Well you know the old saying....you're only as young as the girl you are feeling :D
 
Essa said:
Well you know the old saying....you're only as young as the girl you are feeling :D


Oooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeee! And how old are you, my dear? :cool:


My Dad used to say "It's hell gettin' old, but it beats the alternative."
 
zukethecuke said:
Oooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeee! And how old are you, my dear? :cool:


My Dad used to say "It's hell gettin' old, but it beats the alternative."

Gosh, everyone knows how old I am on here, 21 and a bit :nana: though if you look at my profile you'll find the bit is a very big one 17 years bigger to be exact :D
 
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