Doesn't time fly when.......

[Shagly]

Kitchen's on the left, Shagly

Morning

Morning.

I am out of here for the first day of classes, college started up again.

All this class stuff just to be a RN.

 

[WantonWitch]

lol............in the dark corner of the universe

Rofl... surprised you found it then

 

[WantonWitch]

Morning.

I am out of here for the first day of classes, college started up again.

All this class stuff just to be a RN.

Worth it tho'

 

[behindthewheel]

Rofl... surprised you found it then

*chuckles*........ just knowing where to look

 

[WantonWitch]

*chuckles*........ just knowing where to look

Lmao.... you keep leaving me with these openings, Wheely and I'm finding it really hard to stop myself from making those comments that get me into trouble

 

[behindthewheel]

Lmao.... you keep leaving me with these openings, Wheely and I'm finding it really hard to stop myself from making those comments that get me into trouble

I cant believe how restraint you have been

 

[WantonWitch]

I cant believe how restraint you have been

I've been very well behaved >>>> Angelic smilie <<<<

 

[behindthewheel]

I've been very well behaved >>>> Angelic smilie <<<<

oh oh........ angelic smile means trouble

 

[Shagly]

Back again, I got the books, I got the classes and I got the headaches.

 

[Shagly]

Worth it tho'

I can see it now............Shagly the midhusband.

 

[WantonWitch]

I can see it now............Shagly the midhusband.

Lol, I had a male midwife on my second... was a very strange experience


Goooooddddd mornin' anyone !!!!


Yeah, I know... far too early to be cheery

And it's trying to bloody snow

Stew today

 

[lovemonster]

Lol, I had a male midwife on my second... was a very strange experience


Goooooddddd mornin' anyone !!!!

Morning (((witchie)))

I had a male midwife for my first....and his first view of me as he came through the curtain was my bare arse up in the air as I was kneeling on the bed throwing up....so after that there was no need to be embarrassed about anything

The only thing that I remember is he had MASSIVE hands Other than that, no different to a female midwife....

 

[WantonWitch]

Morning (((witchie)))

I had a male midwife for my first....and his first view of me as he came through the curtain was my bare arse up in the air as I was kneeling on the bed throwing up....so after that there was no need to be embarrassed about anything

The only thing that I remember is he had MASSIVE hands Other than that, no different to a female midwife....

Lmao... cute mental pic there, {{{LM }}}

This one was small from what I remember... then again I'd had a lot of drugs by then

 

[lovemonster]

Lmao... cute mental pic there, {{{LM }}}

This one was small from what I remember... then again I'd had a lot of drugs by then

LOL....well it wasn't much fun at the time but I can laugh about it now....

This guy was 6ft plus with hands like spades....you can imagine what it was like when he checked dilation....

 

[WantonWitch]

LOL....well it wasn't much fun at the time but I can laugh about it now....

This guy was 6ft plus with hands like spades....you can imagine what it was like when he checked dilation....

Yeah, amazing what makes you smile later.

I went in by taxi for my last one, course being number 3 I was an old hand, was 8 cms dilated by the time I got to the hospital, never been in a taxi driven so fast.
The driver kept asking my husband.... " is she ok ????? " in a very worried voice

Think it was all the swearing just before a contraction, which since they were around every 3 mins was a lot of contractions

 

[lovemonster]

Yeah, amazing what makes you smile later.

I went in by taxi for my last one, course being number 3 I was an old hand, was 8 cms dilated by the time I got to the hospital, never been in a taxi driven so fast.
The driver kept asking my husband.... " is she ok ????? " in a very worried voice

Think it was all the swearing just before a contraction, which since they were around every 3 mins was a lot of contractions

ROFL....he was just imagining having to deliver you in the back of the cab.....back in the days when they couldn't charge for you making a mess

I had my second at home so didn't have any of that....had the baby in the spare room, went for a bath while the midwives tidied up and then went back to my own bed....sorted

 

[WantonWitch]

ROFL....he was just imagining having to deliver you in the back of the cab.....back in the days when they couldn't charge for you making a mess

I had my second at home so didn't have any of that....had the baby in the spare room, went for a bath while the midwives tidied up and then went back to my own bed....sorted

Sod that... I'm so little they had to stitch me back up each time... first time they missed a vein or something... had to have 5 pints of blood and stay in an extra week

 

[lovemonster]

Sod that... I'm so little they had to stitch me back up each time... first time they missed a vein or something... had to have 5 pints of blood and stay in an extra week

Well after my first I was determined NOT to have the second in hospital....had to go in a week early because of high blood pressure, they induced me after 6 days because I threatened to go home if they didn't....but the induction set off my labour wrong, I was bearing down within an hour and not dilated, and that went on for 12 hours....drugged to the eyeballs, they put me on a drip, had to do an episiotomy and ventouse delivery, the doc stitched me up badly, baby had jaundice, I had remnants of the placenta left inside and couldn't go home for another week....catalogue of disasters

Second baby, went into labour at 9pm, no pain relief, went upstairs at 1am and had her at 1.45. Easy peasy. I tore a little, no stitches, and the damage they'd caused stitching me up the first time repaired naturally and I was back to normal again....

 

[Gem_tiger]

Yo, where is the delectable, nubile neanderthal ...........
.


Witcheeeeeeeeeeee

Good afternoon my precious Princess ....... XXXXXXXXXXX

just zipping through .. again ............. much shopping to do .. tee hee

 

[WantonWitch]

Well after my first I was determined NOT to have the second in hospital....had to go in a week early because of high blood pressure, they induced me after 6 days because I threatened to go home if they didn't....but the induction set off my labour wrong, I was bearing down within an hour and not dilated, and that went on for 12 hours....drugged to the eyeballs, they put me on a drip, had to do an episiotomy and ventouse delivery, the doc stitched me up badly, baby had jaundice, I had remnants of the placenta left inside and couldn't go home for another week....catalogue of disasters

Second baby, went into labour at 9pm, no pain relief, went upstairs at 1am and had her at 1.45. Easy peasy. I tore a little, no stitches, and the damage they'd caused stitching me up the first time repaired naturally and I was back to normal again....

Makes ya wonder why we did it more than once huh

 

[WantonWitch]

Yo, where is the delectable, nubile neanderthal ...........
.


Witcheeeeeeeeeeee

Good afternoon my precious Princess ....... XXXXXXXXXXX

just zipping through .. again ............. much shopping to do .. tee hee

Tiggy !!

 

[lovemonster]

Makes ya wonder why we did it more than once huh

ROFL....yup, if we were blokes every family would have one child and that's it....

 

[WantonWitch]

ROFL....yup, if we were blokes every family would have one child and that's it....

Lol... I always said if men had the first child and women had the second... there would NEVER be a third

 

[lovemonster]

Lol... I always said if men had the first child and women had the second... there would NEVER be a third

Yup....bunch of wimps...

 

[WantonWitch]

Yup....bunch of wimps...

Lmao... on the first my husband did the hand holding mistake during labour... I nearly threw him over the bed Midwife came in and he was lying across me with his legs waving