zukethecuke
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WantonWitch said:Lol.. standard bed he slept diagonally... good job I'm only lil'![]()
He could have curled up around you, spoon fashion, like I do with Mrs. Z!
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WantonWitch said:Lol.. standard bed he slept diagonally... good job I'm only lil'![]()
zukethecuke said:Call me Agricola.
Zuccius Agricola Albabarbus Cuccumbrensis.

zukethecuke said:He could have curled up around you, spoon fashion, like I do with Mrs. Z!

WantonWitch said:I woke up... looked out the window and headed for the painkillers![]()
I was just pointing out options * looks innocent *

WantonWitch said:Careful.... that came perilously close to needing an explanation![]()
WantonWitch said:He said I ' ran too hot ' rofl... made him to hot to sleep comfortably![]()
hotsxylady said:I know *sighs*....supposed to snow up north too...to I have that to look forward to![]()
Hell Im having a drink from the extortionate bar ..a few glasses of wine may help me sleep![]()
I know you are so innocent madam I know exactly what you were thinking...he would be dessert or me![]()
zukethecuke said:Zucchini 'The Farmer' 'Whitebearded' Cuccumber

WantonWitch said:Lovely... see you should move down here... we just get soggy a lot![]()
Who... me ? never... well... maybe a lil' bit
zukethecuke said:You're too hot? That was a COMPLAINT?

hotsxylady said:I am looking into that remember![]()
Im trying to be good, you're not helping

WantonWitch said:You're not that old![]()
WantonWitch said:Lol... I ain't worrying quite yet... need to go do a lot of car boot sales and ebaying next summer
Did you know wholemeal bread is crap for toast with honey ? All the honey falls thru the holes
Hell yeah, I am![]()
zukethecuke said:Right. These long white whiskers were meant for someone else but turned up on my chin instead -- a tragic mistake.

hotsxylady said:Actually, no, I didn't know that Witchie. Thank you for the warning though. I shall remember never to eat toast and honey on wholemeal bread![]()
Bad bad Witchie...don't make me Pm Joey to get his ass back in here to tease you

WantonWitch said:You know, I've heard excessive thinking about sex can make that happen![]()
zukethecuke said:Then why was the beard red when I was half this age?
WantonWitch said:Just thought I'd share that... it's why my answers are a bit slow... I have sticky fingers![]()
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He's sleeping I think.....ner ner![]()
WantonWitch said:'Cos actually having excessive sex doesn't have the same effect![]()
hotsxylady said:Hehehe strangely enough mine are sticky too...although its mayo![]()
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hey I will still bloody Pm him I know how much you enjoyed yesterdayBe a nice Witchie
hotsxylady said:Hehehe strangely enough mine are sticky too...although its mayo![]()
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hey I will still bloody Pm him I know how much you enjoyed yesterdayBe a nice Witchie

zukethecuke said:OOOH! AHHH! She got me!
Please remove the shiv from between my shouldblades, thankyouverymuch.

WantonWitch said:Lol... I don't buy honey often... but now and then I get a craving for honey on toast
Ok.... I'll play nice, Miss![]()
WantonWitch said:You asked, Zuke... you asked![]()