Doesn't time fly when.......

[Nightbird]

Ohhhhh!! Thank you Witchie!

 

[WantonWitch]

Awwww, keep dreaming little treasure ................. when I shuffle off my mortal coil, I'll have it in my will that you may strangle my supine body

I'll be the one helping you shuffle darlin', my smiling face will be the last thing you see

 

[Gem_tiger]

But you looked sooooooooooo cute just like a little lion

Cute, my ass, I looked ree dick oo lass ................... a right mong!!!!

 

[Nightbird]

Ok I need a Lit Translation here... Whats a "Crawler?"

Oooooooooooooooohh, you f**king crawler ..............

 

[Gem_tiger]

I'll be the one helping you shuffle darlin', my smiling face will be the last thing you see

ROFLMFAO ............................... you wish sweety pie

 

[WantonWitch]

Well, the bonfire bit does come a bit later ........................ after .... well, you know what tiggies do

I honestly hadn't considered the problem with the matches ... Hmmmmmmmmm

didn't think you had paws may be fine for stealing undies, but they are kinda useless for starting fires

 

[Gem_tiger]

Ok I need a Lit Translation here... Whats a "Crawler?"

ass-licker, bum-sniffer errrr, creeper .... err you know

 

[WantonWitch]

Ohhhhh!! Thank you Witchie!

My pleasure Night, anytime

 

[Gem_tiger]

didn't think you had paws may be fine for stealing undies, but they are kinda useless for starting fires

Aren't I supposed to rub two claws together to light a fire???????

 

[WantonWitch]

Cute, my ass, I looked ree dick oo lass ................... a right mong!!!!

serves you right, I did warn you

 

[Gem_tiger]

Night ..... Are you gonna just stand there and let this evil, vile, entity verbally abuse a sweet, innocent shy tiger, huh?????

 

[Gem_tiger]

serves you right, I did warn you

Yup, you sure did but ................. I didn't think that even YOU could be so loathsome ...... it's terrible the things you do *chuckle*

 

[WantonWitch]

ROFLMFAO ............................... you wish sweety pie

*Chuckles* uh huh I wish

 

[WantonWitch]

Aren't I supposed to rub two claws together to light a fire???????

Won't that also set your paws alight ?

 

[Gem_tiger]

*Chuckles* uh huh I wish

keep wishing sweetheart ............... one day ..

 

[Gem_tiger]

Won't that also set your paws alight ?

Good point ..................... but fur only smoulders ..... doesn't it???

 

[WantonWitch]

Night ..... Are you gonna just stand there and let this evil, vile, entity verbally abuse a sweet, innocent shy tiger, huh?????

Where's one of those then ??

You are a lecherous, underwear stealing, sneaky, flea-ridden tom cat !

 

[WantonWitch]

Yup, you sure did but ................. I didn't think that even YOU could be so loathsome ...... it's terrible the things you do *chuckle*

Face it, you're a masochist and love it or you wouldn't keep coming back

 

[WantonWitch]

keep wishing sweetheart ............... one day ..

Oh yes, one day very soon I'll be mobile

 

[WantonWitch]

Good point ..................... but fur only smoulders ..... doesn't it???

Yup, until it's allllllllllllllllll gone be a BALD Tiggy then

 

[Jail]

hi, ((((((((((Wanton)))))))))) Happy New Year, hon!!!!

 

[WantonWitch]

hi, ((((((((((Wanton)))))))))) Happy New Year, hon!!!!

{{{{{{{Jail}}}}}}} and the same to you hon

 

[Jail]

Got any plans for the evening?

 

[WantonWitch]

Got any plans for the evening?

Nope, just me and my youngest tonight. The other two are partying.

 

[Jail]

Nope, just me and my youngest tonight. The other two are partying.

Well, that's always nice too. Sip some Sherry, watch some telly, and then to bed just after midnight.


Did you get your um...............toy order yet?