Doesn't time fly when.......

[WantonWitch]

EW good to have you back

 

[geronimo_appleby]

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge
fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss he beats it
to death with a spade.

Realising his employer won't be best pleased he
disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is attacked by
two chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a
spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to
himself, because lions will eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the
lion enclosure.

He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from
the South American bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He
grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to
do and throws them in with the lions.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.

He wanders up to another lion and says, "what's the food like
here?"

The other lion says "Bloody brilliant! Today, for example, we had fish,
chimps and mushy bees.

 

[WantonWitch]

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge
fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss he beats it
to death with a spade.

Realising his employer won't be best pleased he
disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is attacked by
two chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a
spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to
himself, because lions will eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the
lion enclosure.

He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from
the South American bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He
grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to
do and throws them in with the lions.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.

He wanders up to another lion and says, "what's the food like
here?"

The other lion says "Bloody brilliant! Today, for example, we had fish,
chimps and mushy bees.

*Grins* You didn't get that out of a christmas cracker !

Hiya GA

 

[geronimo_appleby]

hi witchie.

 

[WantonWitch]

hi witchie.

Did you have a good xmas ?

 

[virgin_not]

((witchie)))

 

[WantonWitch]

((witchie)))

evening {{{Virgin}}}

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Did you have a good xmas ?

not bad at all. you? i'm waiting for the 8th Jan!

 

[WantonWitch]

not bad at all. you? i'm waiting for the 8th Jan!

It was great thanks, spent all day playing with my grand daughter and feeding vultures

Lol, I'll have to send you my address and you can send me postcards

 

[geronimo_appleby]

It was great thanks, spent all day playing with my grand daughter and feeding vultures

Lol, I'll have to send you my address and you can send me postcards

sounds like fun. erm... vultures?
yeah, send it. via IM is prob best! LOL

 

[WantonWitch]

sounds like fun. erm... vultures?
yeah, send it. via IM is prob best! LOL

They were cleverly disguised as my children and their partners

 

[Gem_tiger]

*Laughing* Is that why he was picking orange fur out of his teeth this morning ??

Good afternoon Gem

ROFLMAO ............................... Good Afternoon Witchie

 

[WantonWitch]

ROFLMAO ............................... Good Afternoon Witchie

Sleep well did you ?

 

[Gem_tiger]

Good afternoon/evening/night to our Colonial Cousins across the pond (still in the 28th Dec).

Good Afternoon UK/France/Spain

Good Morning Aussies (now in the 30th Dec). What's it like guys????


Good Morning Tiggies ..... (must get this f****ng watch fixed)


Hell - owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww everyone.

 

[Gem_tiger]

Sleep well did you ?

Like a tiger in an undies drawer, thank you ..... and you?????

 

[Gem_tiger]

Like a tiger in an undies drawer, thank you ..... and you?????

Oh, and thank you for the late night snack .............. I had trouble getting that Gremlin into the frying pan but hey, makes it more fun

 

[WantonWitch]

Like a tiger in an undies drawer, thank you ..... and you?????

Damn it Gem ! Now I gotta wash them all again

 

[Gem_tiger]

Well folks, I got things to do, places to go and people...... no I haven't!!!

Anyway ... must pop to the loo .............. I think I put too much Oyster sauce in the stir-fried Gremlin

 

[Gem_tiger]

Damn it Gem ! Now I gotta wash them all again

Rubbish .............. you said you liked the sweet aroma of eau-de-tiger

 

[WantonWitch]

Oh, and thank you for the late night snack .............. I had trouble getting that Gremlin into the frying pan but hey, makes it more fun

You ate a Gremlin ?? Oh dear..........


Don't leave the house Gem, just don't leave the house at all !!

 

[WantonWitch]

Well folks, I got things to do, places to go and people...... no I haven't!!!

Anyway ... must pop to the loo .............. I think I put too much Oyster sauce in the stir-fried Gremlin

Wasn't the Oyster sauce

 

[WantonWitch]

Rubbish .............. you said you liked the sweet aroma of eau-de-tiger

Uh huh, that's not so bad, it's the fleas !!

 

[Gem_tiger]

You ate a Gremlin ?? Oh dear..........


Don't leave the house Gem, just don't leave the house at all !!

*shudder* Why???? Why??? .... I'm scared Witchie .......... I'm scared!!!!! ............................

 

[WantonWitch]

*shudder* Why???? Why??? .... I'm scared Witchie .......... I'm scared!!!!! ............................

You'll be ok as long as you don't get wet I'm not going to be held responsible for what'll happen then !

 

[Gem_tiger]

Uh huh, that's not so bad, it's the fleas !!

Fleas????????? You cheeky monkey ........... Fleas?????????? I'll have you know I use Tee Tree Oil and that stuff ....... you ......... made ....... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nooooooooooooooo!!! I should've known better than to trust you .....


and whaddya mean it wasn't the oyster sauce???????