Doesn't time fly when.......

[Gem_tiger]

Don't slobber all over me !! You can call it an early xmas present

I'm gonna love it and hug it and call it Georgie

No, no, I'm gonna buy a wig and dance around in it ............. at night, you bunch of scruffs, I don't want you lot giggling at me!!

Or, may be, I'll get a blow up doll and dress her in it


Anyway, whatever ........................ thank you Witchie (and not as much as a tuft of fur missing in the fight)

 

[Gem_tiger]

In honour of newly announced gay marriages, IKEA are now selling lesbian beds ........................... there's no screwing involved just tongue and groove!!!!


C ya Later xxxxxxxx

 

[Emes]

In honour of newly announced gay marriages, IKEA are now selling lesbian beds ........................... there's no screwing involved just tongue and groove!!!!


C ya Later xxxxxxxx

 

[freetoany2000]

Just thought I would surpise you and drop by and give a few of these and these and some of these ((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))

 

[GingerDom]

{{{GD}}}

Hey There Sweet Emes..............((((hugggggggssssssssss)))) and 's

How are you doing Honey?.......

 

[Emes]

Hey There Sweet Emes..............((((hugggggggssssssssss)))) and 's

How are you doing Honey?.......

Me? Doing ok i guess thanks....you?

 

[GingerDom]

Me? Doing ok i guess thanks....you?

Me?...well it doesn't matter about that............what DOES matter is that you don't seem to be very happy at the moment, and I don't like that.....

 

[Emes]

Me?...well it doesn't matter about that............what DOES matter is that you don't seem to be very happy at the moment, and I don't like that.....

Nah...i'm ok...just annoyed at a couple of r/l things....not much i can do about either though.

You do matter....everyone matters

 

[GingerDom]

Nah...i'm ok...just annoyed at a couple of r/l things....not much i can do about either though.

You do matter....everyone matters

Well I hope that your real life issues are sorted out very quickly for you.......

I am fine, just really busy at the moment, both in Work and in home life too............still it is all for a good cause.

Right well I am afraid I must bid you goodnight Sweet Sexy Emes, as the hour is late and poor Dommy needs his sleep........

I hope you sleep well, but dream better for when you retire to bed too.........((((hugggggggsssssssss)))) and 's

 

[Emes]

Well I hope that your real life issues are sorted out very quickly for you.......

I am fine, just really busy at the moment, both in Work and in home life too............still it is all for a good cause.

Right well I am afraid I must bid you goodnight Sweet Sexy Emes, as the hour is late and poor Dommy needs his sleep........

I hope you sleep well, but dream better for when you retire to bed too.........((((hugggggggsssssssss)))) and 's

Can imagine work is very busy for you at the moment....still...at least you can have a few days off soon!!!

Night night GD...sleep well and catch you again soon i hope

 

[Gem_tiger]

An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source
of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled
through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when
suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards
ahead of him.

He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that
he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop
or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a
genie . . . BUT this was no ordinary genie.

This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca
coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies.

"Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks. You got three vishes."

"I'm not going to trust you," says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a
Jewish genie!"

"Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!"

The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was
right.

"Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink."

** * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and
he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?"

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
old coins and precious gems.

"Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better should make it a good
vone!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me !"

** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * *

He was turned into a tampon.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's going to
be a string attached

 

[Dhalgren150]

the Druid pokes his head out of baking mists... to give WW a few..... 's

 

[virgin_not]

ahh..I missed saying good night to my dear witchie..anyway..still leaving my box of *kisses* for sweet witchie

 

[WantonWitch]

Evening {{{Witchy}}}


evening everyone else!

Hiya Emes R/l decided I had other things to be doing last night, good to see you called in and kept everyone company thank you

 

[WantonWitch]

Good Evening Witchie Honey and all Her Special Friends............(((((huggggsssssssssssssssss))))) and 's

{{{{Dom}}}} I know it's your busy time of year but I keep missing you Have a great day hon Catch you later maybe

 

[virgin_not]

Morning dear witchie..

 

[WantonWitch]

I'm gonna love it and hug it and call it Georgie

No, no, I'm gonna buy a wig and dance around in it ............. at night, you bunch of scruffs, I don't want you lot giggling at me!!

Or, may be, I'll get a blow up doll and dress her in it


Anyway, whatever ........................ thank you Witchie (and not as much as a tuft of fur missing in the fight)

Please Gem I don't want to know what perverted things you have planned

And leave the rest alone or I will make your fur fall out !


Have a good day

 

[WantonWitch]

Just thought I would surpise you and drop by and give a few of these and these and some of these ((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))

Hiya Free you found my own little corner of lit then Welcome and drop in when you like

 

[WantonWitch]

An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source
of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled
through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when
suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards
ahead of him.

He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that
he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop
or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a
genie . . . BUT this was no ordinary genie.

This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca
coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies.

"Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks. You got three vishes."

"I'm not going to trust you," says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a
Jewish genie!"

"Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!"

The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was
right.

"Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink."

** * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and
he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?"

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
old coins and precious gems.

"Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better should make it a good
vone!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me !"

** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * *

He was turned into a tampon.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's going to
be a string attached

*Chuckles* Nice one Gem, not often a man gets the chance to be useful

 

[WantonWitch]

the Druid pokes his head out of baking mists... to give WW a few..... 's

{{{Dhalgren}}} You know I can't resist 's from my favourite Druid
Hope all is well with you and yours in the mists

 

[WantonWitch]

ahh..I missed saying good night to my dear witchie..anyway..still leaving my box of *kisses* for sweet witchie

Virgin Thank you sweetie, I'll see you soon I reckon, hope you're having a great evening

 

[WantonWitch]

Morning dear witchie..

And a very good evening to you Virgin honey

 

[Erotica_Writings]

*comes dancing into Witchies like a ballerina and a cup of coffee on my head* Morning here is a cup of coffee to warm you goes to leap out of door like Peter Pan and misses hitting wall....damn those frigging birds are back

 

[WantonWitch]

*comes dancing into Witchies like a ballerina and a cup of coffee on my head* Morning here is a cup of coffee to warm you goes to leap out of door like Peter Pan and misses hitting wall....damn those frigging birds are back

Sheeshhhh ! EW I'm gonna have to buy you a crash helmet if you keep hitting your head like that ! Thanks for the coffee hon

 

[wanderer2704]

Witchie, so you finally got a place of your own then. I realise I'm a little late in congratulating you on your first anniversary in Lit but congratulations anyway.

I have always enjoyed your company.