Doesn't time fly when.......

[Gem_tiger]

Gem ????

Who are you trying to fool with that custom title

I have no idea what you are talking about

 

[WantonWitch]

I have no idea what you are talking about

You really need to practice that innocent look you know !

 

[Gem_tiger]

You really need to practice that innocent look you know !

I've been studying you, cos you seem to have it weighed off to a T

I will get there ............................................. Oh, Oh, I mean but I am innocent, Witchie

 

[WantonWitch]

I've been studying you, cos you seem to have it weighed off to a T

I will get there ............................................. Oh, Oh, I mean but I am innocent, Witchie

you need to study a little harder then !


Uh huh, innocent, totally innocent, just like Casanova

 

[Gem_tiger]

you need to study a little harder then !


Uh huh, innocent, totally innocent, just like Casanova

But of Course I am innocent ........ so quiet too, did you hear me make a sound under your duvet last night???? No, you did not.

It wasn't until I put my tongue where I shouldn't (without asking)

 

[Gem_tiger]

Ha

Three guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck
they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E you know....Young, urban,
professional, peacefull, intelligent, ecologist."

The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know...Double Income, No
kids, Yet!"

The third guy says. "I'm a R.U.B, you know....Rich, Urban , Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know....Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc.."

 

[WantonWitch]

But of Course I am innocent ........ so quiet too, did you hear me make a sound under your duvet last night???? No, you did not.

It wasn't until I put my tongue where I shouldn't (without asking)

You were under my duvet again ????? One of these days I'm gonna catch you by the tail and prove you can swing a cat in here


That explains the cat crunchie stuck in my ear this morning

 

[Gem_tiger]

An Australian, an Irishman and a Geordie are in a bar. They're staring
at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so
familiar,and not recognizing him is driving them mad. They stare and
stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a
pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts
the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly,
one after another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've
had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Geordie who says,

"Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit!"

 

[WantonWitch]

An Australian, an Irishman and a Geordie are in a bar. They're staring
at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so
familiar,and not recognizing him is driving them mad. They stare and
stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a
pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts
the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly,
one after another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've
had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Geordie who says,

"Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit!"

You get wose Lmao

 

[Gem_tiger]

You were under my duvet again ????? One of these days I'm gonna catch you by the tail and prove you can swing a cat in here


That explains the cat crunchie stuck in my ear this morning

ROFLMAO ........................



A farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks,
explaining to the owner that he wants to start a chicken farm. Two weeks
later, he returns to the store and buys another two hundred chicks. The
owner is curious, but doesn't say anything. The same thing happens when
the farmer returns in another two weeks for another two hundred chicks.

When he returns for the fourth time, the owner's curiosity is too much
for him, so he asks the farmer why he keeps coming back for so many
chicks. The farmer says, "Well, I guess I must be doing something wrong,
but I don't know what. I think I'm either planting them too deep or too
close together."

 

[WantonWitch]

ROFLMAO ........................



A farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks,
explaining to the owner that he wants to start a chicken farm. Two weeks
later, he returns to the store and buys another two hundred chicks. The
owner is curious, but doesn't say anything. The same thing happens when
the farmer returns in another two weeks for another two hundred chicks.

When he returns for the fourth time, the owner's curiosity is too much
for him, so he asks the farmer why he keeps coming back for so many
chicks. The farmer says, "Well, I guess I must be doing something wrong,
but I don't know what. I think I'm either planting them too deep or too
close together."

*Giggling* I like that one, personal experience Gem ?

 

[virgin_not]

*wishing witchie dear to have a good night sleep* I missed youthis morning(my time)

 

[Gem_tiger]

*Giggling* I like that one, personal experience Gem ?

LMFAO ................... no chance; I can't afford 200



Wife says to husband: Did you know a bull can manage sex every day, that is 365 times a year?

Husband replies: Yes, but he doesn't have to shag the same cow every time!!

 

[kycuriousity]

Two lines


Everybody on earth dies and arrived at pearly gates. St. Peter comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go to some distance from where they can’t see or hear their men."

With that said and done, the next time St. Peter looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.

The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

St. Peter got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. God created you in His image and you were all whipped by your women. You and your mates should be punished.

Look at the only one, learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

 

[WantonWitch]

*wishing witchie dear to have a good night sleep* I missed youthis morning(my time)

Hiya Virgin Yeah I was in and out of Lit, not really posting anywhere but in here See you later !

 

[WantonWitch]

LMFAO ................... no chance; I can't afford 200



Wife says to husband: Did you know a bull can manage sex every day, that is 365 times a year?

Husband replies: Yes, but he doesn't have to shag the same cow every time!!

Hope you slept well Gem

 

[WantonWitch]

Two lines


Everybody on earth dies and arrived at pearly gates. St. Peter comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go to some distance from where they can’t see or hear their men."

With that said and done, the next time St. Peter looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.

The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

St. Peter got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. God created you in His image and you were all whipped by your women. You and your mates should be punished.

Look at the only one, learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

*Laughing* Good one KY

Have a great day hon

 

[His lil secret]

LMFAO ................... no chance; I can't afford 200



Wife says to husband: Did you know a bull can manage sex every day, that is 365 times a year?

Husband replies: Yes, but he doesn't have to shag the same cow every time!!

*swats gemmy on the tushie*

naughty tiger lol

Hi ((((WW))))

Hope everyone had a great weekend !

 

[Erotica_Writings]

good morning everyone

 

[WantonWitch]

*swats gemmy on the tushie*

naughty tiger lol

Hi ((((WW))))

Hope everyone had a great weekend !

No good swatting him he enjoys that

Hiya {{{Secret}}}

It was a weekend lol, much like any other. Have a fun week hon

 

[WantonWitch]

good morning everyone

Hi EW I hope your day is full of fun too, btw I love that new gif

 

[higherlevel4u]

Afternoon, Bewitching One .... where's the sofa?

 

[WantonWitch]

Afternoon, Bewitching One .... where's the sofa?

Right over there in front of that big roaring fire Coffee ?

Hiya higher enjoying your relaxing Sunday I hope

 

[Jail]

Hiya, Wanton..........How are you doing today, hon?

 

[WantonWitch]

Hiya, Wanton..........How are you doing today, hon?

Hiya Jail been busy today lol How's you ?