Does Your Boyfriend Need Dominating?

[BiBunny]

For all of you who have boyfriends/fiances/husbands who need to be "dominated," you've come to the right place. Don't make new threads here about what to do. Just leave it to me. I'll beat his ass for you, and you won't have to worry your pretty little head about it. I can also assure you that once I finish with him, you won't have to worry about him ever asking for it again, either. Once will be plenty (assuming he's still able to speak once I finish with him).

I make no assurances that it'll be consensual, though. I'm in one of those moods, and I have no desire to listen to him bitch while I strip him naked, coat him in peanut butter, roll him in birdseed, hang up upside down from a tree by his balls, and watch the birds peck his ass to death, so bring your own ball gag.

Yeah, in case anyone's in doubt, this is a joke. I'd love to torture the hell out of some man right now, since I'm pissed at them all in general, but I've no desire to smell like peanut butter all night after spreading it on said man, so don't get your panties in a wad.

Signed,
The Grumpy Little Bunny

 

[shy slave]

Do you accept Doms as well?


I am just asking, y'know; out of interest.

Not for me, but for a friend.

Honest.

Really.

Its true

 

[neonflux]

And what about ex-girlfriends? You did mention that it might not be consensual...

 

[shy slave]

Now drifted off into a fantasy land of Andante covered in peanut butter.

Can we make it marmite?

I love marmite.

I could lick it off soooooo slowly, moving down his .....




Oops, Sorry wrong fantasy for this thread.


don't mind me

 

[BiBunny]

Yes, Doms, Dommes, and exes of both genders are fine. I'm not really angry at the women of the world at the moment, but I can accept them on a case-by-case basis ('specially one who's been a bitch to Ms. Neon).

Oh, and shy? I don't blame you. I'd be fantasizing about Andante covered in peanut butter, too. Or marmite. Or chocolate syrup. Or....

Wait, I just derailed my own thread.

 

[shy slave]

Yes, Doms, Dommes, and exes of both genders are fine. I'm not really angry at the women of the world at the moment, but I can accept them on a case-by-case basis ('specially one who's been a bitch to Ms. Neon).

Oh, and shy? I don't blame you. I'd be fantasizing about Andante covered in peanut butter, too. Or marmite. Or chocolate syrup. Or....

Wait, I just derailed my own thread.

LOL

I think you should have a medal for that

BUT

You cannot fantasise about him

He is mine, all mine. Mine I say

*manic laughing and rocking*

Ummm

Well, actually that is not my decision.

Sorry

 

[BiBunny]

Will it make you feel better if I call it "visualizing" instead of "fantasizing?"

 

[shy slave]

Will it make you feel better if I call it "visualizing" instead of "fantasizing?"

Maybe,

A little bit,

But you could be lying

LOL

 

[Ebonyfire]

I have to agree that beating a man is one of life's great pleasures! I think I will beat one tomorrow.

 

[Netzach]

I'm a lover, not a fighter. If they're that much of a dick, I forgo beatings in favor of ants in underwear.

 

[neonflux]

Yes, Doms, Dommes, and exes of both genders are fine. I'm not really angry at the women of the world at the moment, but I can accept them on a case-by-case basis ('specially one who's been a bitch to Ms. Neon).

Oh, and shy? I don't blame you. I'd be fantasizing about Andante covered in peanut butter, too. Or marmite. Or chocolate syrup. Or....

Wait, I just derailed my own thread.

tsk tsk tsk...

Oh, and how much does this service cost? (I swear, you could make a fortune )

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!

 

[neonflux]

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!

*raises eyebrow*

ADDED: BTW, This! is the mood I'm in... (LOL )

 

[BiBunny]

I'm in this kind of mood. It's not quite the same situation described in the song, but, by God, the sentiment's there.

And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

*raises eyebrow*

ADDED: BTW, This! is the mood I'm in... (LOL )

*in a reasonable facsimily of Malcom McDowell's voice... with Beethoven playing in the background...*

And so, oh my brothers and sisters, this is how your humble narrator came to be in such a sad, sadistic state...

 

[myinnerslut]

im sorry... i cant exactly volunteer A, but i have an ex best friend would would fill in nicely....

 

[BiBunny]

im sorry... i cant exactly volunteer A, but i have an ex best friend would would fill in nicely....

Bring him on. Do you have any special requests? *Evil grin*

 

[myinnerslut]

Bring him on. Do you have any special requests? *Evil grin*

oh, do your worst

this is the guy who was my closest friend for two years, we were inseperable, AND he lives next door to me

then he developed a crush which turned into him pledging his undying love... to me... even though A and i were together

then he proceeds to do his best to cuase friction between A and i, stopped hanging out with me, and started making me cry when he could

then he tells me i need to dump A and choose him instead or we will never be friends again

then he breaks up the threesome which he found out about somehow that i had arranged as a present for A

so yeah, do your worst

 

[BiBunny]

oh, do your worst

this is the guy who was my closest friend for two years, we were inseperable, AND he lives next door to me

then he developed a crush which turned into him pledging his undying love... to me... even though A and i were together

then he proceeds to do his best to cuase friction between A and i, stopped hanging out with me, and started making me cry when he could

then he tells me i need to dump A and choose him instead or we will never be friends again

then he breaks up the threesome which he found out about somehow that i had arranged as a present for A

so yeah, do your worst

I'll put him in the "castration with a dull, rusty knife" room. I know some others I'm putting in that room, too, so he'll have company. I always did have a medical fetish.

 

[myinnerslut]

I'll put him in the "castration with a dull, rusty knife" room. I know some others I'm putting in that room, too, so he'll have company. I always did have a medical fetish.

i knew i could count on you

 

[Chris_Xavier]

<< Counts himself as "lucky" as he hasn't done anything to earn the ire of the "Rumble Bunny"..

 

[neonflux]

*in a reasonable facsimily of Malcom McDowell's voice... with Beethoven playing in the background...*

And so, oh my brothers and sisters, this is how your humble narrator came to be in such a sad, sadistic state...

ROFL!

 

[LadyAria]

*in a reasonable facsimily of Malcom McDowell's voice... with Beethoven playing in the background...*

And so, oh my brothers and sisters, this is how your humble narrator came to be in such a sad, sadistic state...

That is just famous *claps*

 

[intothewoods]

I have one to send your way. Please be cruel.

 

[BiBunny]

Send him on. I don't feel a bit better today than I did the day I posted this thread. Got any requests?