Does Trump dry your vagina?

[Matthew Craig]

If a potential sex partner of yours voted for Trump, does that shut your legs? Why do politics - which is 99% lies and bullshit, directly relate to the dryness or wetness of your genitals?

 

[quietlylooking]

If a potential sex partner of yours voted for Trump, does that shut your legs? Why do politics - which is 99% lies and bullshit, directly relate to the dryness or wetness of your genitals?

I think it's because I have a hard time thinking of a man sexually if I can not imagine some kind of a future relationship with him. And for that to happen, certain commonalities are essential.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

He's no Jack Kennedy.

 

[Matthew Craig]

I think it's because I have a hard time thinking of a man sexually if I can not imagine some kind of a future relationship with him. And for that to happen, certain commonalities are essential.

Isn't that a bit narccisistic though? Are you looking for the male version of yourself? Who thinks and does things just like you? Maybe you're doing something wrong, like using the garden hose without a washer and he points that out. Do you hate him for knowing more than you? It's the opposites, which attract, like magnets, and build a strong bond.

 

[Rightguide]

Isn't that a bit narccisistic though? Are you looking for the male version of yourself? Who thinks and does things just like you? Maybe you're doing something wrong, like using the garden hose without a washer and he points that out. Do you hate him for knowing more than you? It's the opposites, which attract, like magnets, and build a strong bond.

Are you thinking she might have a full length mirror at home smudged with her fingerprints at boob height?

 

[quietlylooking]

Isn't that a bit narccisistic though? Are you looking for the male version of yourself? Who thinks and does things just like you? Maybe you're doing something wrong, like using the garden hose without a washer and he points that out. Do you hate him for knowing more than you? It's the opposites, which attract, like magnets, and build a strong bond.

It might be slightly narcissistic, true. But I do know that there are certain central characteristics, certain core values, which have made for better relationships for me.

I am often attracted to men who know more than me, who can educate me, on certain subjects.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I'm not his type. Garnate maybe?

 

[Januari]

I think Trump would dry everyone's vagina. Have you ever done that spray tan stuff? It smells awful. It leaves a residue on everything. You can't shower right away. Pass. Hard pass.

 

[Matthew Craig]

It might be slightly narcissistic, true. But I do know that there are certain central characteristics, certain core values, which have made for better relationships for me.

I am often attracted to men who know more than me, who can educate me, on certain subjects.

Suppose your husband, wanted to build a fence in your back yard, to keep wandering bears out and potentially hurting you or your children. And other small animals from getting into your garden. But he needed some of your money to help build it. Would you hate him for closing up such a beautiful space, and using money that you had planned for something else, like your trans child's sex change?

 

[Januari]

Suppose your husband, wanted to build a fence in your back yard, to keep wandering bears out and potentially hurting you or your children. And other small animals from getting into your garden. But he needed some of your money to help build it. Would you hate him for closing up such a beautiful space, and using money that you had planned for something else, like your trans child's sex change?

Bears v. Fence

 

[adrina]

Bears v. Fence

Seriously adorable bears.

 

[dolf]

The Ape thinks trump is great, hysterically funny, like performance art perhaps. But he's got a fucked up sense of humour and very little interest in actual politics. Fortunately, for the last decade, my vag has been drier than the Australian bush is this week, so very little changed.

 

[Matthew Craig]

The Ape thinks trump is great, hysterically funny, like performance art perhaps. But he's got a fucked up sense of humour and very little interest in actual politics. Fortunately, for the last decade, my vag has been drier than the Australian bush is this week, so very little changed.

Austrailia, what a hellish place. Below the equator, over grown rabbits, and island people. But i've always found your analogies spot on so i'll take your word for it.

Have you tried video taping yourself deficating into a pair of slacks or knickers and sending it to your "ape?" It's quite often the little suprises that arouse the biggest reactions.

 

[dolf]

We share a bathroom. Me shitting is no surprise.

Him shitting, on the other hand, never ceases to be shocking and traumatic. It's like a skunk crawled up his arse to die, three days ago, during a heatwave.