Does tongue size matter?

I've honestly never thought about this, though I've been occasionally intrigued with Gene Simmons. :eek:
 
i don't know if size matters... but technique definitely does.

fellow pussy lickers: learn to play the trumpet... it can kill your kissing a bit but does wonders for clit-tickling skills. :)
 
Scalywag said:
Hmmmm, Gene's size advantage would obviously be length, it doesn't appear to be too thick though. Probably most important though is the speed at which he can move it.
Length, thickness, stamina.

Does anyone know the average tongue size? I'm wondering if my husband and I should feel inadequate.

Oh, and thanks for spelling tongue correctly. I don't know anyone who has a tounge. ;)
 
Scalywag said:
Tounge? someone actually spelled it that way?
I see it spelled that way quite often at Lit. Not necessarily on this board, though.

EJFan said:
fellow pussy lickers: learn to play the trumpet... it can kill your kissing a bit but does wonders for clit-tickling skills.
I don't suppose you know anything about clarinets and cocksucking?
 
EJFan said:
i don't know if size matters... but technique definitely does.

fellow pussy lickers: learn to play the trumpet... it can kill your kissing a bit but does wonders for clit-tickling skills. :)

Ah so that's why my gf didn't believe that it was my first time going down on anyone when I finished with her :)

I played trumpet for 4 years and baritone for 2 years.
 
Eilan said:
I've honestly never thought about this, though I've been occasionally intrigued with Gene Simmons. :eek:


OH yeah! Me Toooo!!!!!!! ...mmm....something to think about ;)
 
Clairebutterfly said:
OH yeah! Me Toooo!!!!!!! ...mmm....something to think about ;)
Gene Simmons is the executive producer of this fairly new show on Nickelodeon called My Dad the Rock Star, and the dad, Rock Zilla, has a green tongue that goes down to his chest. No shock there.

Yeah, I know way too much about kids' shows. :eek:

This is an 80's thing, but anyone remember that Poison album, the one where they had to reissue a new album cover because the one with the huge tongue on it was "obscene"? Open Up and Say Aaah was the title. I was at a record store in the Cleveland area a few years back and came across one of the uncensored copies on--gasp--vinyl for $3. I could kick myself for not buying it.

Sorry for the hijack, folks.
 
Heck yes it matters.

If your tongue isn't five inches long then I simply won't have anything to do with you. :D
 
I definately think technique and stamina are the keys to enjoying your lover's tongue. Some people have the genioglossus that is attached further back on the underside of the tongue. If it attaches near the tip of the tongue then you can't stick your tongue out very far. It is the fan shaped muscle attachment on bottom of your tongue.

I luckily have one that attaches halfway back and can touch my nose with my tongue :p
 
not from my experience, it's more what's done with the tongue

SOOO ture, size doesnt matter as long as they know what they're doing with it, for instance my girl friend can barely get her tounge more than an inch to an inch and a half out of her mouth, but judging from the reaction I give to it, that is more than adequate! :p
 
Eilan said:
I see it spelled that way quite often at Lit. Not necessarily on this board, though.

I don't suppose you know anything about clarinets and cocksucking?

i'm sorry... i sure don't... from either end of it. should we assume from this that YOU were a student of the clarinet?
 
EJFan said:
should we assume from this that YOU were a student of the clarinet?
Yes. Yes we should. Clarinet and piano. But, of course, I never tried to play the piano with my tongue.
 
Eilan said:
Yes. Yes we should. Clarinet and piano. But, of course, I never tried to play the piano with my tongue.
Perhaps if you had, the added exercise would have enabled you to hold your tongue better here in Lit. :p


Edited to add: and here I thought that I'd never again post in a size thread. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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midwestyankee said:
Perhaps if you had, the added exercise would have enabled you to hold your tongue better here in Lit. :p
Perhaps. We'll never know for sure. :)
 
Strong and agile is more important to me, though both my husband and I have somewhat long tongues too. I happen to like that because I like to slip my tongue deep into his mouth, or suck his tongue into mine.

Here is a picture I found randomly on the Web, but I find it a particularly attractive tongue:
 

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