Does someone wanna spank this boy (stratocaster) for me?

[Savage Kitten]

I believe I'm a tad too tiff'd to do it myself.

Most of you know me: kind, lovable, adorable, helpful, Literotica's resident 'kitty with a whip' (as many of u have called me hehe)

Anyway, I was being me and trying to help a newbie out who was poutin' about not getting any attention on the personals board so I gave him a lil boost in the right driection and this was his reply to me:

Thank you so much for your advice mom! I knew I could count on you! )-:

Your devoted son,
Strats

ps: would you throw my new jeans in the dryer before you go to bed?
thnx Mom!

I'm sure you've seen him on the general board now, as I had advised, getting lots of attention. *fumes* I think that young man needs a paddlin.. don't you??

 

[Weird Harold]

Now, Now.

A good Mom would count to ten and administer the spanking soon enough that it would be useful.

Let's have no more of this "wait 'til your father gets home" stuff. ;p

 

[Savage Kitten]

LOL!! thats my point!!

I don't think I am even close enough to be anybody's mom around here! Hmmmm if indeed I was his mom then I think he should be banned! This is an adult site only, right?? *weg*

 

[April]

That's what happens when you try to help someone.
It blew up in my face today, and I'm not doing it again.
I don't think it's worth it anymore.

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: LOL!! thats my point!!

Hmmmm if indeed I was his mom then I think he should be banned! This is an adult site only, right?? *weg*

Why do you keep giving me straight lines when I'm feeling silly? ( I couldn't resist the first one, but I'll think I'll let ya off the hook about controlling your precocious child.)

 

[Savage Kitten]

Weird Harold

*raising eyebrows up and down suggestively*

perhaps you should come ova here and let try my coreecting techniques out on you and you can let me know if such would work on a wayward boy *tappin my paddle against my leg*

 

[Lajo]

When I grew up in Tennessee...he would have just be taken behind the shed for a good butt-whoopin.

But, by the same token, perhaps he meant that in a sweet way as you took him under your wing and treated him tenderly and motherly. Ya think?

Either way, I think you are an intelligent, sexy, erotic, woman!

 

[Weird Harold]

*raising eyebrows up and down suggestively*

perhaps you should come ova here and let try my coreecting techniques out on you and you can let me know if such would work on a wayward boy *tappin my paddle against my leg*

I'm sure they would work just fine. Spankin's ain't my thang, lessin I gets to do 'em. (I might be negotiated into reciprocal spankings, though.)

 

[Savage Kitten]

Either way, I think you are an intelligent, sexy, erotic, woman!

MMMMMMMUUUWAH **smoochies** you are way too sweet and generous with me ...did ya know I get spoiled easily?? hehe

*whispers in Lajo's ear* I think Laurel's is the official ass we're suppose to be kissin though hehehe

 

[Mustang Sally]

That's what happens when you try to help someone.
It blew up in my face today, and I'm not doing it again.
I don't think it's worth it anymore.

I think you're being a little melodramatic, April. It hardly blew up in your face. Besides, if you didn't tell him, someone else would have soon enough. This is not a reason to harden your heart to those you can help. (might as well add a little melodrama of my own)

 

[Savage Kitten]

*leaning close to Sally, whispering in her ear*

shhhhh but you know, I ALMOST told him myself hehe right as I was fixen to type the directions I thought, 'oh no.. if he can't figure it out on his own then he doesn't need to do it' *nods knowingly to Sally*

 

[Mustang Sally]

hehehe SK, I won't tell a soul!

By the way, Never also posted the instructions on Ex's FUCK! thread, so there ya go.

 

[Hecate]

Shees Savage ... hon...

at least you are only his Mom - look who he figured out for Granny *lol*

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=14997

At least I assume he didn't say anything about sagging breasteses your way .. if though, I am volunteering for a spanking "his way cometh" *lol* damn woman - you are one yummy snack from all I can tell anyway and I can't see the "motherly" in you all that much to be honest *g*

 

[Savage Kitten]

{{{squeezes M'Lady Hecate}}}

MUUUUWAH!!! *slobbery kisses*

that silly boy doesn't know what he is missin out on huh?? hehe or maybe... just maybe.... he is into incest and he was really paying us a compliment the only way he knew how hehehe

haven't seen ya around mucho? missed you! how's the story coming along?

[Edited by Savage Kitten on 09-22-2000 at 07:05 AM]

 

[Naked Hunny]

Savage Kitten dear you are too sexy to be anyones mother!!

 

[canadian_lady]

I'll do it for ya...
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/ruinkai/spankA.gif
but I have a feeling he'll like it...see the look on his face LOL.

 

[Savage Kitten]

lol thanx

Savage Kitten dear you are too sexy to be anyones mother!!

but your not entirely right Hunny.. me gots 2 sweet sweet babies 7yr and 11yr - and I am proud to be their mother and mommy!

 

[Naked Hunny]

thats ok sweetie noone believes my mother is my mother i wanna look like her when im turning 40 hell i wanna look like her now!!

 

[Disco]

Tardy as always

I noticed quite a bit of action on the board from Strat yest. Also saw the exchange between you Kitten and said whelp. Being a neophyte to Lit. myself I can understand one being overzealous. Luckily, I think I got much of it out of my system on the personals bb. Strat just got to play with the big kids too soon. You are probably right on about his chronological undesirability. Anybody said anything to him?

By the By....If I have stepped on any toes lately SORRY *lip/pout*

Smmoooches!!

 

[Always]

Re: Shees Savage ... hon...

at least you are only his Mom - look who he figured out for Granny *lol*

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=14997

At least I assume he didn't say anything about sagging breasteses your way .. if though, I am volunteering for a spanking "his way cometh" *lol* damn woman - you are one yummy snack from all I can tell anyway and I can't see the "motherly" in you all that much to be honest *g*

*grins* hey! being granny ain't bad! besides, SK, there's this little poem...

"Incest, incest, it's the best;
Put your sister to the test!"

in your case I think it'd be mother, though... *smiles*

disco... you dance too well to step on toes!

 

[Savage Kitten]

{{{hugglez Disco}}}

*pulling him into my nonsagging breastesses*

you haven't stepped on my toes honey.. you've turned out to be the sweetest lil thang *grinz*

got that webpage going on yet?

 

[N2jazz]

Savage - Sorry hon, just wanted to see if you were getting your mails. miss ya more than you know, I'll be on tonight a lil later sweetheart *hugs*