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Re: Would a pro-active thread not be better?
I tried to look up sex positions for the endowed~challenged and found no good advice but I did find this test
{{Meant only as humor}}
A man asks
Q: How small is too small when it comes to penis size. I work out all the time time and have a great build, and I don't feel uncomfortable about my penis size, but recently at the gym a guy was checking out my package and had a little smirk on his face and now I wonder. My girl never seems to complain, but I'm not sure. What do you think.
A: I think your girlfriend never complains because she's probably fucking a friend and obviously the gay guy at the gym wasn't impressed. So, let's try to figure out what we can do.
Here's what you need to - I call it the IWANG Penis test. Make sure you have each of the following:
1. A Footlong Hot Dog from the Deli
2. A Shot Glass
3. A pencil
4. A Hammer
The first test is the John Holmes Test. Take your prick and watch some porn until it gets nice and hard. Then take the Hotdog, if your dick is as big as the hotdog, your fine, if not, go onto the next test.
For the second test, take the shot glass from the open end try to put it on your dick like it's a hat. If it's too big to fit inside, you're probably o.k. Otherwise go onto the next test.
For the third test, take the pencil out and compare it to your dick. If your dick is either shorter than or thinner than the pencil, move onto the fourth test.
For the fourth test, take the hammer and whack your cock with it a few times. If, with the swelling, you still don't pass tests 1 and 2 above, just give it up - because you my friend are a PIN DICK.
I tried to look up sex positions for the endowed~challenged and found no good advice but I did find this test
{{Meant only as humor}}
A man asks
Q: How small is too small when it comes to penis size. I work out all the time time and have a great build, and I don't feel uncomfortable about my penis size, but recently at the gym a guy was checking out my package and had a little smirk on his face and now I wonder. My girl never seems to complain, but I'm not sure. What do you think.
A: I think your girlfriend never complains because she's probably fucking a friend and obviously the gay guy at the gym wasn't impressed. So, let's try to figure out what we can do.
Here's what you need to - I call it the IWANG Penis test. Make sure you have each of the following:
1. A Footlong Hot Dog from the Deli
2. A Shot Glass
3. A pencil
4. A Hammer
The first test is the John Holmes Test. Take your prick and watch some porn until it gets nice and hard. Then take the Hotdog, if your dick is as big as the hotdog, your fine, if not, go onto the next test.
For the second test, take the shot glass from the open end try to put it on your dick like it's a hat. If it's too big to fit inside, you're probably o.k. Otherwise go onto the next test.
For the third test, take the pencil out and compare it to your dick. If your dick is either shorter than or thinner than the pencil, move onto the fourth test.
For the fourth test, take the hammer and whack your cock with it a few times. If, with the swelling, you still don't pass tests 1 and 2 above, just give it up - because you my friend are a PIN DICK.
