Does sex create spontaneous combustion!

[Tryharder62]

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I need some sex or I am going to combust - so it must be lack of sex.

 

[ivantheterrible]

i have smoked after sex. does that count? maybe, if i fall asleep and drop the cig in the bed.

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[eyer]

Hey tryharder...

...do you share with hubby your quite obvious love of fishing for tards on the GB?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Last night a hooker told me she had a headache.

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Hey tryharder...

...do you share with hubby your quite obvious love of fishing for tards on the GB?

Why not ....
.....your wife does

 

[Tryharder62]

Last night a hooker told me she had a headache.

 

[Tryharder62]

Hey tryharder...

...do you share with hubby your quite obvious love of fishing for tards on the GB?

Hey eyer...

...even though you don't like me, I still like you, drives you crazy doesn't it

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Before:

After:

 

[BoyNextDoor]

A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, nobody's home.” I went over. Nobody was home.

(thank you Rodney)

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

hahah, dope pic!

 

[eyer]

Hey eyer...

...even though you don't like me, I still like you, drives you crazy doesn't it

Does your hubby play on LIT, too?

 

[Tryharder62]

Does your hubby play on LIT, too?

Honey, is that you?