Does my big black glock scare off da white womens?

[Shaq]

I think does. Just yesterday I was in K-Mart and this lady was sealing stuff with a glue gun....and I figured it was a gun party so I flashed the baretta. Why she went off like that I don't know.


It's like that everywhere and everytime I pull out my big black glock....to all you all that have big black glocks like me...does that happen to you too?

 

[Latinababe]

 

[Shaq]

Does any want to see my big black glock? Any NRA members? HS outcasts?

 

[Latinababe]

ummm don't know....*LoL* kinda of speachless on this one

 

[Shaq]

ummm don't know....*LoL* kinda of speachless on this one

Thinking of my big black glock has made you speechless!? That's an ego boost....most people only give my glock attention when I pull it out in public....I think that may be against the law in some places...

 

[alexandraaah]

Das a goo one.

Ha!

 

[Latinababe]

*LoL*

 

[Ishmael]

I got da same problem with my big black Glock. I don' know wha it is wit dee's white women's. Day jus can seem to han'l da big black un's wit out goin' spacey.

Goin' ta get a Colt I thin'.

Ishmael

 

[glamorilla]

Good job Shaq!

Your materials getting better and better.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Plastic pistol

 

[Unclebill]

I think does. Just yesterday I was in K-Mart and this lady was sealing stuff with a glue gun....and I figured it was a gun party so I flashed the baretta. Why she went off like that I don't know.


It's like that everywhere and everytime I pull out my big black glock....to all you all that have big black glocks like me...does that happen to you too?

Maybe they figure anyone dumb enough to start waving a gun around in public on a whim just might be dumb enough to start shooting people randomly?

Mine may be bigger with a 10" barrel but it isn't a Glock. It does look black except for a couple of small spots where the bluing has worn off, though. Still, I wouldn't start waving it around in public without damned good cause, like say, self-defense.

 

[Black_Bird]

I think does. Just yesterday I was in K-Mart and this lady was sealing stuff with a glue gun....and I figured it was a gun party so I flashed the baretta. Why she went off like that I don't know.


It's like that everywhere and everytime I pull out my big black glock....to all you all that have big black glocks like me...does that happen to you too?

Look up the thread "Gun Control Issues" started by me...

What is it that Laural likes so much about spoons?

 

[scylis]

bahh.. you can stuff yo' big black glock, foo. ma smaller Walther does jus' fine an' don't scare off da women.

 

[cymbidia]

It's like that everywhere and everytime I pull out my big black glock....to all you all that have big black glocks like me...does that happen to you too?

Muff's sleeping but i know she'll play guns with you when she awakens. Her's is pink, though. At least the one she flashes in public. I think she wants it to coordinate with her boobs but i could be wrong on that. Better ask her.

Not me, though.
I'm scared of guns.
Make love not war.
Peace.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*snort giggle*

Shaq, you are the man.

That's good. Well other than the whole glock/beretta thing. It's a Glock, man. A beretta isn't even made in the same country.



If you want to talk gun control, politics, issues, go here first:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=85288

PS cym, I'm just trying to not post so I can pretend I have a life.

 

[cymbidia]

P.S. Muff you're pretending not to post so we might think you have a life.

 

[KillerMuffin]

P.S. Muff you're pretending not to post so we might think you have a life.

Cool, I've got people fooled . . .

*very pleased with herself*

 

[Lost Cause]

My black Glock startles them at first, then their eyes glaze over and their faces flush. Next, they want me to pull it out again, and they want to run their fingers along it's length, making it glisten. Before I know it, they cup it in their hands (it always takes two) trembling at it's power and girth. If the environment is right, I coax them to go all the way with it. With labored breathing they follow my instructions with sweaty anticipation. When we're both at the point of no return, my big black Glock shoots it's load as they let out a gleeful shriek. Over and over it fires it's wad, as they notice how far it blows. When my black Glock is spent, we then collapse against a tree, smoke a cigarette, as they tell me how good it was!
**When in Doubt, Whip it Out!**

 

[cymbidia]

Cool, I've got people fooled . . .

*very pleased with herself*

People are only fooled insofar as most think you're a major hard-ass. I know better, though. You're the sweetest, softest, smartest cream puff in the bakery case, darlin'.

'Night.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I must admit that Glocks are adorable in that Doberman Pincher wagging its tail way.

However, I'd much rather lick a Desert Eagle.

 

[Problem Child]

However, I'd much rather lick an Eagle.

You need to get in touch with ginny. I'm not sure about eagles, but I know she has hawk-licking instructions.

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's the gojo you're wearing, PC.

Turns me into a raving slut.

Shame on you.

 

[Guest]

I think does. Just yesterday I was in K-Mart and this lady was sealing stuff with a glue gun....and I figured it was a gun party so I flashed the baretta. Why she went off like that I don't know.


It's like that everywhere and everytime I pull out my big black glock....to all you all that have big black glocks like me...does that happen to you too?

**clearing throat**

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glock?
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What planet are you from?
you talking about slang for guns or yer cock?
egads, I thought I was bad.

 

[Shaq]

Re: Re: Does my big black glock scare off da white womens?

**clearing throat**

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glock?
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What planet are you from?
you talking about slang for guns or yer cock?
egads, I thought I was bad.

Sheesh....a glock is slang for a gun. I'm pretty sure a glock 9 is standard issue for cops. A baretta 9 is of the glock variety but I wouldn't know I'm not a gun buff.

This post was made to humourously parallel the "Does my big black cock scare da white womens?"

Satire is not meant to be taken seriously....ugh...

 

[Astro]

The Glock is a gun made from a specific maker in Austria, The Glock 9 fire 9mm Parabellum rounds (i think) as opposed to the 10mm or .40 rounds.

The Baretta is made in Italy and also fires 9mm Parabellum rounds, adopted by the US army as the M9.

The Desert Eagle is made in Israel and can come in three version firing, .357 magnum, .44 magnum or .50 Action express rounds respectivly.

Is that enough info for you MoonWolf?