Does Morrissey Post Stories On Lit?

[Queersetti]

LONDON (Reuters) - British pop singer Morrissey's debut novel, "List of the Lost", won the award for the worst sex scene of the year on Tuesday for a passage in which two characters roll together into "one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation".

Morrissey, one-time lead singer of The Smiths, was picked for the dubious distinction of winning the tongue-in-cheek Bad Sex in Fiction Award by Britain's Literary Review magazine for his Penguin Classic book about four Boston relay runners who are cursed by an old man.

"The judges were swayed by an ecstatic scene involving Ezra, one of the athletes, and his plucky girlfriend, Eliza," the judges said, citing a description of the two "screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation ..."





http://news.yahoo.com/singer-morrisseys-debut-novel-wins-bad-sex-prize-091728694.html

 

[anchoredinocean]

LONDON (Reuters) - British pop singer Morrissey's debut novel, "List of the Lost", won the award for the worst sex scene of the year on Tuesday for a passage in which two characters roll together into "one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation".

Morrissey, one-time lead singer of The Smiths, was picked for the dubious distinction of winning the tongue-in-cheek Bad Sex in Fiction Award by Britain's Literary Review magazine for his Penguin Classic book about four Boston relay runners who are cursed by an old man.

"The judges were swayed by an ecstatic scene involving Ezra, one of the athletes, and his plucky girlfriend, Eliza," the judges said, citing a description of the two "screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation ..."





http://news.yahoo.com/singer-morrisseys-debut-novel-wins-bad-sex-prize-091728694.html

They obviously didn't read his David Johansen fanfiction porn.

 

[Queersetti]

They obviously didn't read his David Johansen fanfiction porn.

Funky Butt Cheeks?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I still can't listen to The Doors without lighting a candle.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Don't fuck with Moz.

 

[anchoredinocean]

Don't fuck with Moz.

Of any band you could name yourself after, you chose Catherine Wheel?

I mean you could have gone with Slowdive, MBV, Swervedriver....

 

[catherinewheel77]

Of any band you could name yourself after, you chose Catherine Wheel?

I mean you could have gone with Slowdive, MBV, Swervedriver....

Yeah, I did. They're superb.

I'm a fan of Slowdive and My Bloody Valentine too. Swervedriver....so-so.

 

[Queersetti]

Of any band you could name yourself after, you chose Catherine Wheel?

I mean you could have gone with Slowdive, MBV, Swervedriver....

Why did you assume that she named herself after the band and not the torture device?

 

[Queersetti]

I was walking down Fore Street the other day, and I thought "wow, somebody is playing My Bloody Valentine!"

But it was just my tinnitus acting up.

 

[Adre]

Of any band you could name yourself after, you chose Catherine Wheel?

I mean you could have gone with Slowdive, MBV, Swervedriver....

This old fart has never heard of these people.

 

[Queersetti]

This old fart has never heard of these people.

They have never heard of you either.

 

[Disgustipated]

They have never heard of you either.

He's big in Japan.

 

[Adre]

They have never heard of you either.

There's still time!

 

[Queersetti]

There's still time!

I like your attitude, man.