Does Lit Increase the Health of Readers?

[JackLuis]

Research shows masturbation actually has health benefits

According to a nationally representative US sample, 94% of men admit to masturbating, as do 85% of women. But societal perspectives of masturbation still vary greatly, and there’s even some stigma around engaging in the act.

Related to this stigma are the many myths about masturbation, myths so ridiculous it’s a wonder anyone believes them.

They include: masturbation causes blindness and insanity; masturbation can make sexual organs fall off; and masturbation causes infertility.

In actual fact, masturbation has many health benefits.

See, it's a healthy thing!

For women, masturbation can help prevent cervical infections and urinary tract infections through the process of “tenting,” or the opening of the cervix that occurs as part of the arousal process.

Tenting stretches the cervix, and thus the cervical mucous. This enables fluid circulation, allowing cervical fluids full of bacteria to be flushed out.

That puts a whole new perspective on the old song, "Tenting Tonight" doesn't it?

 

[Gorza]

Perhaps the Surgeon General should make an announcement : "Keep calm and caress below", "Once a day, touch yourself or a friend".

 

[TxRad]

Perhaps the Surgeon General should make an announcement : "Keep calm and caress below", "Once a day, touch yourself or a friend".

Or new rules for the work place. It used to be smoke breaks, smokem if ya got em. Now it could be masturbation breaks. Strokem where ya got em.

It might even give a new meaning to casual Fridays.

 

[lovecraft68]

Or new rules for the work place. It used to be smoke breaks, smokem if ya got em. Now it could be masturbation breaks. Strokem where ya got em.

It might even give a new meaning to casual Fridays.

Or a whole new trend, seeing most people are miserable on Mondays, masturbation could become mandatory to put people in better spirits.

Masturbation Monday!

 

[lovecraft68]

This woman is getting healthy as we speak.

 

[HandsInTheDark]

This woman is getting healthy as we speak.

That woman is an actress on a staged set, and whatever she was paid, she was paid too much.

(I'm not sure what's up with the Japanese porn industry and women getting fondled or getting off on subways, but it's weirdly commonplace.)

 

[lovecraft68]

That woman is an actress on a staged set, and whatever she was paid, she was paid too much.

(I'm not sure what's up with the Japanese porn industry and women getting fondled or getting off on subways, but it's weirdly commonplace.)

Isn't all porn staged? It was a joke.

And I've heard about that fondling thing and how many women don't like it, but they let the guys do it rather than make a scene, its a culture of submission.

True story a client from Japan told me and a few others at my company. He has a d-bag friend that does in Japan-BTW the submission thing came from him not me- well they came here a year ago and the guy tries it on an American woman here.

She elbowed him in the face, sprayed him with pepper spray and a guy who saw him do it punched him out. He ended up getting arrested and having to go to the ER.

 

[JKendallDane]

Perhaps the Surgeon General should make an announcement : "Keep calm and caress below", "Once a day, touch yourself or a friend".

(shifting into Sophia Petrillo mode)

Picture it. Washington, DC. 1994. Surgeon General promotes masturbation and classes in "how to" in schools.

Result: Um. We need your resignation and key to the WH Cabinet conference room bathroom, Madam Surgeon General

God forbid the kids learned the facts!

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[49greg]

Perhaps the Surgeon General should make an announcement : "Keep calm and caress below", "Once a day, touch yourself or a friend".

Wasn't there a Surgeon General who did say that masturbation was good? At least for women, or young women?

Anyway there was a bunch of people protesting, probably all the politicos who had mistresses, and we got a new Surgeon General.

At least that's the way I remember it.

 

[lovecraft68]

Wasn't there a Surgeon General who did say that masturbation was good? At least for women, or young women?

Anyway there was a bunch of people protesting, probably all the politicos who had mistresses, and we got a new Surgeon General.

At least that's the way I remember it.

Yeah, the jerk offs were offended by talk of jerking off.

The damn ;family values' crowd that all have anything from under aged prostitutes of both sexes at their beck and call and guys in 'gimp' costumes waiting in their hotels.

The bible thumping asshats who try to tell us how bad porn and sex is.